Glee on the Rocks: 5x14 - "Blaine’s Gelmet & Other Crimes Against New York”

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Speaking of something that
should have been cringier than

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it was.
You're listening to Glee on the

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Rocks.
Hello.

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Welcome back to Glee on the
Rocks, a fandom on the rocks

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podcast.
I am Emily.

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I'm Mandy.
And I'm Allison.

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And this is season 5 episode 14
new New York or New New York.

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New New New York.
New new new new new new world

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order.
New New York, where there is no

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comma, but put a comma wherever
you would like it.

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The New Directions alumni are
adjusting to their new lives in

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the Big Apple.
This premiered April first.

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Not a joke, 2014.
Not a joke.

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The joke was that we didn't get
to see the six months prior to

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that.
Yeah, we've time jumped a little

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bit, a little bit.
I said six months.

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I don't even know how long it's
actually been, but like too many

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months.
Does the.

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Show know.
No.

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I don't think so.
It took however long it took for

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Sam to grow his hair that long.
That's true.

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So and for what?
And for and for what purpose?

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For what reason?
Just to get the Justin Bieber

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haircut again, like.
Yes, poor K.

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This is our first episode
without the newbies.

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RIP.
We we have said goodbye to them.

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This entire episode takes place
in New York.

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We are out of Lima.
OH, into the Big Apple that

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looks like New York 'cause I'm
pretty sure they filmed a lot of

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it there.
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Which is nice because, like,
it's hard to film on the back

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lot to make it look like New
York.

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It just doesn't.
It doesn't work.

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But we open with our favorite
Rachel.

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And our favorite Rachel
favorite?

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Our favorite comma, Rachel
'cause this is not our favorite

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version of Rachel.
Absolutely not.

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Can I though?
Can I, can I jump back just just

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smidgen because the recap guy
that that's what you missed on

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Glee guy that's.
What you missed on Glee?

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Made me holler in my house in
the recap, they're talking about

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Will and Emma, like, Will's
gotta get a new job.

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And I'm like, why are we talking
about Will Schuster?

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And it says, yeah, 'cause he's
got a baby on the way.

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And that immediately cuts to
Will saying, God, that's awful.

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And the the snark I snorked was
incredible.

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So thank you, Glee recap guy.
Yeah, he's, he's doing his best.

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Incredible.
He's trying.

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He's trying so hard.
So Rachel is talking to Sydney,

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who is a character either I had
already wiped from my memory or

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is new.
But he's one of the, well, they

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call him like the producer.
He's not the only producer, but

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he's a producer of Funny Girl
and allegedly they've taken

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Funny Girl on the road.
I was confused by that.

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And restaged the entire play
between the last episode and

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this one.
Both of those things, no.

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Would they have?
Why don't they be doing that?

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Would they have gone to Chicago
for previews?

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I don't think that's what they,
well, no, I mean they you would

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have done an out of town tryout,
but that's not taking it on the

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road.
That's, I mean, that's a tour.

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That's a that would.
Be the That would be the first

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national tour of the Broadway
production that.

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Happened.
Yeah, it's.

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After the run.
It's a different, it's a

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different contract.
That's a different contract for

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one that's sometimes a different
cast.

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You don't.
You don't take it on tour before

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you finish staging.
Like especially if they had to

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restage the play.
You have to do that first before

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you take it on tour.
Why would like sure, they can do

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an out of town tryout, but
that's not that you'd be like in

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Atlanta.
Not I don't understand.

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I mean, like, again, if you
don't know what you're talking

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about, ask someone Ryan Murphy
who's done a Broadway show like

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they.
They they were just like, let's

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do theater mad libs.
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Literally.
These words sound like they fit.

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And in three months?
It really, really made it seem

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just the way that it was
written, like Santana quit and

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we had to restage the whole
show.

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And I'm like, Santana was so
important that you had to

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restage your entire show because
she wasn't there.

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Wow, incredible.
It's like it's so unimportant to

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the plot, right?
Like this is like a literally a

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throwaway line for most people,
but it irritates the shit out of

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me one as it should, because job
Yeah, and like it.

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It's so easy to get right.
Like could you just put a little

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fucking work into it?
Like just you just don't have to

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say it.
You don't have to put this line

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in here if you don't know what
you're talking about.

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You've built this entire
storyline about Rachel going to

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Broadway like 5 minutes of
research.

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Ask a producer.
I don't know.

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You must know 1 Murphy.
Like allegedly you are one.

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Like just do the work.
It doesn't take how much time.

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That's his least favorite part
of the job, though, doing the

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work.
You're right, he's the ideas

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man.
Well.

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Speaking of other people who
don't like to do the work,

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Rachel.
Rachel Berry.

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God, Rachel's.
Not too cool for school to take

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the subway.
The episode opened and I was

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like, oh God, Rachel Berry.
Insufferable.

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Absolutely inapperable.
Yes, so she's been given a town

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card, not a limo, as a thank you
for her being the big star.

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And this is going to help her
get around town, I guess, which

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is the slowest way to get around
town.

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Absolutely.
But OK, Which cues her singing

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downtown.
Cute song.

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That's fine, and it bleeds into
a montage of Kurt coming out of

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the subway at W 4th and
Washington Square, meeting up

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with Lane.
With his with his regional blue

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cart.
Yes, he got blue cart.

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Not the Astoria Blue cart, but
the Washington 4th Blue Card.

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Yes, getting coffees.
They meet up, Artie meets up

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with Sam in the park, and then
they're all getting together

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while Rachel pulls up in the
limo.

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And they're getting together at
Washington Square Park, Yeah.

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Yeah, I love that there's a shot
of Rachel like dog hanging out

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of the window.
Oh.

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My God, I wrote that down.
It's sticking her head out of

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the window like a dog.
I also really I appreciate that

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she wears a lot of like slouchy
beanies in this episode, which

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would have all fallen off.
Flown right off.

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Yeah, the entire episode.
But there is a shot where you

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can see the traffic cop holding
back traffic so that they can

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get the shot of her in the limo
flowing around the corner 'cause

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otherwise it would just be
back-to-back traffic.

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My notes are actually yelling
congestion pricing.

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Fuck you, Rachel Berry.
Not in 2014.

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Yeah, but it's just like the
city does not need another car.

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I promise.
No, get out.

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Just take a fucking cab.
What do you if you want the city

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experience, which is part of
anyway, Yeah, but yeah.

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So she's gonna take the her her
besties out for lunch as a thank

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you for putting up with her
shit.

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I bet.
I guess and she's now moved back

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into the loft, which you don't
see because time jump.

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Well, 'cause she moved out of
the loft to go out to do the

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like out of town funny girl
thing and now she's back.

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And now she's back.
I will say in this episode I got

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so pissed about how Willy nilly
everyone moves in and out in an

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apartment in New York City.
Oh my God, yeah, there was.

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A lot of that.
And I was just like, no.

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No, no.
Stop it.

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Sam Sam does not have the down
payment on hand to move in and

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out of all these apartments.
What are you?

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Talking about is your 10 times
the amount of the monthly rent?

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For real who?
Is cosigning well?

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I wondered, like, would Mercedes
even have that like, And we're

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supposed to believe she had
like, has already had like some

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kind of music career, right?
I guess.

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Literally the apartment that
Mercedes moves into is about an

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apartment that you buy.
She moves.

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Into like a brownstone.
The girls in a brownstone like

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that's a, that's a, that's
$1,000,000 apartment.

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She put down 100 G's as a down
payment on it.

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Like, like what girl?
And then she's like, OK, well,

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it's the end of the episode, but
she's talking about the like

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Harlem flavor.
I'm like, girl, you live on the

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Upper East Side.
Like what are you doing?

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Yeah, according to those steps,
she's either like Upper West,

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Upper East or the village.
She's living in fucking Carrie

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Bradshaw's apartment.
Like what are you talking about?

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Yeah.
I love doing this with two

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former New Yorkers.
Like we're just no, no,

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everything about this is wrong.
Everything about this episode is

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wrong.
Wrong.

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I love New York City.
I have such a warm place in my

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heart for New York City.
It was my home for three years

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like this.
No, stop it.

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Yeah, Rachel's like, Oh my God.
We're all gonna go to lunch or

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brunch or whatever the hell.
And it's like, we're all gonna

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fit in this car.
And I'm sitting here counting

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like, OK, so this is a this is a
town car.

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There's three seats in the back,
two in the front.

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There's like 6 of you and a
wheelchair.

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Hard pass.
None of you were.

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Not all of you were fitting.
Well, and also the the driver's

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like, oh, there's no room in the
front and there's no room in the

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trunk.
Like what are you hauling?

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How real?
So they just elect that Artie

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and Sam are going to walk, which
does there is a a storyline in

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this episode that could have
been expanded on.

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And of course, they don't about
the absolute lack of

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accessibility in New York City.
Oh my God.

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Yes, I.
Didn't remember a lot about this

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episode.
I OK I remembered key moments

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about this episode but.
Not a lot know what it is.

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For a second I thought they were
going into an accessibility

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plot.
And I was like, oh, I don't

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remember this.
I thought he was going to like

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run into like subway stations
with like no like working

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elevator or something.
He should have.

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Most of them.
Most of them, it's not what

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happens.
He's like up and he just appears

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down in the subway and you're
like, how did you get like no

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offense, well, hard offense to
the MTA, but like how did how

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did you get there considering
most of the stations are not

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accessible?
I really appreciate also how he

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just like rolls straight from
the platform onto the train.

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Yeah.
No ramp, no jump, no nothing.

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I'm like, wow, that's a well
aligned gap there Sir.

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He really minded that gap.
He did really mind that gap.

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Like, no, New York City is not
an accessible place at all.

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The thought that he's actually
getting up to their, like,

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Brooklyn loft, like, no friggin
way, right?

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Yeah, shit's a walk up.
Like what are you doing?

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It's absolutely.
I don't, yeah, 'cause his

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storyline is really about
someone and and it's kind of

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like it's a Ryan Murphy
storyline because it's a guy on

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crutches.
Who steals his?

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Backpack and he can only get
away because he can get up the

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stairs.
And I was like, really?

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It's a guy on crutches.
Cool and.

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It's like, oh, my copy of the
script is in there.

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So his whole thing is about
like, feeling afraid in the

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subway, which, OK, people come
to New York and suddenly feel

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afraid of a big city, and it's
like he should actually feel

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more put upon that.
There's no easy way for him to

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get around in the city.
Yeah, he should actually feel

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afraid to be in the subway
because, like, the elevators

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don't work.
They're they're broken, they're

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dirty.
They are like, they'll, they'll

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like just drop you out in like
the middle of like not the place

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you need to be.
You have to like go down back

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alleys and you have to like go
like way blocks away.

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And you kind of have to like
navigate this whole like

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secondary system.
And so like, that is a thing

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that none of your other friends
are having to deal with.

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And like that can be scary and
overwhelming, especially for a

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new kid in the city.
Like that would have absolutely

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been a thing to be scared of.
Not someone taking your

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backpack.
Not so attacking your ragpack

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that's very politely like
lightly hung on the back of your

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wheelchair.
No, you carry that shit on your

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front.
What are you?

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What are you doing?
Yeah.

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Yeah.
What are you doing?

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So like but.
But yeah, all this to say is

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that Artie's, Artie's like whole
wheelchair is not gonna fit at

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that town car.
At all?

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No, of course not.
Absolutely not.

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And we don't ever see him
attempt to use the bus.

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It's only about the subway.
It's.

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Only about the subway.
And there's a pretty robust bus

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system, which, OK, you get stuff
in traffic stuck in traffic, and

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it's not great, but it's more
accessible than the subway.

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It's much more accessible than
the subway.

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So like, no, but we're not
talking about the buses at all

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or just so we can talk about.
He just like throws it away.

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Like I could take the bus.
Like, yeah, bub, you could.

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You could.
You could.

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Yeah, that you're.
It'll be as fast as being in the

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town car.
For real.

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So actually probably faster
'cause they can run red lights.

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Yeah, 'cause they can run the
red lights easier.

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So like, what are we?
And comfier too.

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Whatever.
Ryan Murphy's never been in the

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city.
Never, ever once been on the

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subway train.
It's scary and dirty.

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Not these ones.
These subway stations were

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pristine.
Yeah, they gave them a a

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washdown before the cast showed
up.

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For real.
We're not getting our costumes

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dirty.
Well, I guess we can give

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ourselves.
We can go in order or not, but

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we can give ourselves a palate
cleanser of of a clean scene

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that hit Tumblr hard and and and
lingered in the fandom because

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it had been so long since we'd
seen them.

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Yeah, no, this, this was
definitely after a drought.

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Yes, it it was.
This is the the moment is maybe

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I I think the first and only
time you see Curt and Blaine

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like waking up in bed together.
It is.

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It is marred by the fact that
Blaine's hair is still shellack

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to his fucking head as he sleeps
in this.

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Episode overall.
I've had.

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A hate crime?
I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get

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peer reviewed so hard.
This is Blaine in my nightmares.

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A ski review.
This is factual.

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Because the Gelman, he's wearing
a a very unflattering white tank

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top.
He is wearing the classic Eddie

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Diaz Gray sweatshirts with what
I'm pretty sure are like season

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1 Rachel shoes.
They're like he has like morning

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loafers.
Like what?

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Like any loafers in the morning.
What is?

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Happening, played Anderson.
Like, Can you imagine what a

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pillow smells like that has gel
all over it?

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Blade Warbler would never.
And I just remembered that this

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was all like this was after
there had been tweets to Ryan

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Murphy of being like, can you
fix his fucking hair?

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And he was like, no, I will see.
You just hate you just hate the

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fandom.
Like, I see what is what has

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happened here.
I'm also just.

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Like assuming that Kurt probably
is 1 to go for like higher

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quality bedding, yeah.
How does he feel about washing

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his bedding?
Like coated in.

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I I don't what I don't
understand is like the hair and

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makeup department or or the
producers or Ryan or whoever the

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fuck makes these decisions like
is this, do you think this is

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funny?
Why like that that his hair

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literally looks like plastic?
Is that funny?

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Do you do you see the phantom
going, Hey, this is actually

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like ugly.
Could you stop?

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And you're like, it's funny,
like you just don't want your

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characters to look human.
I don't I physically do not

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understand why.
And it's been what is this,

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2014?
It's been 11 years and I'm still

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mad about it.
Like we all have hair.

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Well, Ryan Murphy doesn't, but
like the rest of us have hair.

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So yes, we can make fun of him
for being stupid because he

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sucks.
I just, I don't get it.

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Like these character choices of
his fucking loafers and his

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Gelmet and.
I I don't understand Blaine

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Warbler.
Blaine Warbler would never, is

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all I'm saying.
Blaine Warbler would never.

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You know, in comparison to the
wig they put on Darren for maybe

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happy ending, which is a very
similar Blaine cut.

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Yeah, it has volume.
Yeah.

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Like, do you see how they did
this?

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Do you see how they gave him a
shiny slick swoop?

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But he doesn't look scary.
He doesn't look sad.

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And and like pained.
This looks painful.

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Does.
I bet it was painful like.

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There's.
No way.

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It wasn't like.
Oh yeah.

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Actually painful and it
probably, I have to believe it

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wrecked his hair because with
that amount of Jelly you have to

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wash it constantly and so he's
just.

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Stripping your hair.
He's just.

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Stripping it constantly, poor
thing.

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I know and like these are the
same arguments we were making at

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the time, but of course still
you look at it in retrospect,

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you're still just like and I
don't why?

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Why?
Yeah, why?

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Also, not to not to cross the
streams here, but Blaine making

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pancakes so that Evan Buckley
could run.

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Yes, his technique could do some
work, but he.

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That's OK, He's making blueberry
pancakes for the love of his

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life.
And you know what?

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Anybody who makes blueberry
pancakes with love of their life

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is a thumbs up Gold Star in my
book.

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So.
And he looks so cute doing it.

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He looks.
So happy minus the minus the

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shoes.
Minus the shoes.

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I put my notes here about them
singing You make me feel so

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young together is I?
It's so cute that I'm angry.

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You make me, you make me feel.
There are songs to be sung, lots

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of bells to be wrong, and a
wonderful way to be wrong.

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And even when I'm old and Gray,
I'm going to feel the way I do

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today because you make me feel
so, man.

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I just feel so.
You make me feel so, yeah.

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Pretty much.
I will say that, and I felt like

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this at the time, that Blaine
slash Darren is giving 10 and

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Kurt slash Chris is giving 5.
I agree.

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I, you know, whatever was going
on in their personal lives or

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whatever Chris was feeling like
in relation to the show and

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whatever it is apparent in the
face, well.

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I also I I think it works for
the character art as much as I

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hate the storyline.
Like I felt like Kurt was

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supposed to be.
Like I mean clearly he's talking

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about how he thinks the
relationship is doomed a few

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minutes later or so.
Like yes, it kind of made sense

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that Kurt was not as committed
to the bits with musical number

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as Blaine was.
Also, like talking about that

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and kind of the arc that Kurt
and Blaine go through this

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episode, I find it a little odd
that Kurt is wearing a ring but

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Blaine's not.
I, I don't know, call me a

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weirdo, but like, if you're both
wear rings, what are you doing?

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Like, yeah.
Just the whole thing is that

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they like swapped rings or am I?
Am I having a stroke like does?

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Does Blaine not have a ring?
I think Blaine puts a ring on

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Kurt and that's it.
I think dual rings is fandom.

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Blaine Warbler would never.
I.

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Season Season 2 Blaine would
want a ring.

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Yes.
I mean, maybe it's a little

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lower and out of sight, I don't
know.

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Maybe it's a little lower and
out of sight.

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Kurt's like, yeah, we're gonna,
we're gonna make sure you don't

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meet any more lighthouses.
Yeah.

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I mean, there's a, there's like
a lighthouse conversation later,

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yeah.
Get that, Get that ring cutter

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in the kitchen like let's go.
But yeah, it's I, I agree that

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they should both be wearing
rings because it's like, it's

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sometimes it's so obvious
because there's like a ring

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flashing in the light and you're
like.

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Yeah, it's.
So bright, but like, it's cute

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they're dancing through the
loft.

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This kind of room sequence was
adorable for me.

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It was adorable.
It's ironic to have a song.

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Maybe not ironic.
I don't know.

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Like you make me feel so young.
Like you are 19.

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You are.
You are young.

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It's fine.
You are.

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Children, actually.
Children and then they get a

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cock block by Sam, which get get
the fuck out of here, Sam.

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Yeah, which gets called out
because we already talked about

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already Sam has been crashing at
the loft.

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He is playing video games all
day and Blaine comes home to

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like tell Sam, hey, you need to
like get out of here.

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We're kind of worried about you
and Sam's doing his I want to be

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a male model shtick.
And I I really liked his line

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about Mr. Shuster told us we
shouldn't care about what other

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people think that we should just
be ourselves and what a load of

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crap.
I was like, yeah, I know.

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I also really appreciate Sam
just wanting to stay inside in

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New York City.
He's like, it's loud and smells.

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I'm like, aha, it does.
You're right, your home is

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better.
Yeah, inside is good.

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We like inside.
He hasn't part I sounds like he

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hasn't been getting modeling
contracts or whatever, partly

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because his hair is long.
I don't know that that's what

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would stop it if you just style.
It if he has an agent, his agent

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would either like market him for
his hair or just immediately

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hack it off if he's not getting
jobs.

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Yeah, well, they do.
But not before Blaine and Sam go

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sing Best Day of My Life like
besties in Times Square.

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Why are they going to Times
Square if they live in Brooklyn?

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Because they love a long train
ride.

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I guess.
They Blaine's being a good

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friend and taking him to the
worst place on earth.

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It's.
The exact.

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Center of Times Square, Yeah.
I mean, it's cute.

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Blaine gets a little.
Piggyback ride I do.

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I do love their bestieism.
I'm glad that they're still

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together because now that Blaine
isn't like mindlessly pining

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over Kurt and he's not like kind
of got that misplaced crush on

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Sam, they can actually be
besties in besties.

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And they both actually really
need a friend and I love this

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for them.
Yeah, I thought this was, it was

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a cute scene.
You know, I always appreciate 1

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character clocking that
something's wrong with somebody

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else and being like I am gonna
do something about it.

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Yes, if only someone would take
care of Blaine.

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00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:07,640
Oh well, Blaine's about to make
a lot of poor choices in a row,

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so.
He's trying so hard.

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Yeah.
Blaine always tries too hard

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because we finally take some
classes at Niata.

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For the first time in a season.
At least a season they Curtis in

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like a modern dance mime class
where they're like pulling

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invisible rope, and Blaine
suddenly appears because he's

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been given special dispensation
from Madame Thibodeau to be in

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the same master class even
though he's a freshman.

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Because everyone loves Blaine.
Blaine Warbler Anderson stands

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rise, and that means that Blaine
is in six of eight of Kurt's

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classes.
But I got so mad at Blaine in

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this entire scene.
Like he's he's he's getting a

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little stalker Y and I I get it.
And also leave him alone.

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Yeah.
Yeah, you're, you're officially

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like one to two years behind him
now.

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Stop it.
Did you think it was like a

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little?
Well, OK, two things.

454
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,480
One, Darren is way too good at
being a mime.

455
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,840
Yes.
Yes, he is.

456
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:30,400
That was slightly disconcerting.
Yeah, it was a little off

457
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:34,480
putting I.
Lor lor lor speculation he.

458
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,400
Went to clown.
He went to clown college.

459
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,400
Because they had clown.
Because they had clown class at

460
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,920
Michigan.
Yeah, he did like a semester

461
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,080
abroad thing to do.
Clown College.

462
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,080
This man has This man has
actually had clown training.

463
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,920
He has it's, you know, I love
this for him.

464
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,680
He has a Tony, you know, from
clown to the Tony.

465
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,960
Yeah.
Follow your dreams, kids, follow

466
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,160
your dreams.
If you think you look silly in

467
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,920
clown class, just wait.
You could have a Tony one day.

468
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:09,040
But yeah, did you think this
like jump from we've moved into,

469
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,800
well, I guess there's been three
months we haven't seen.

470
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:19,440
But like, Blaine becoming a lap
dog and fully attaching himself

471
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:27,080
to Kurt so much that it like
breaks them up is too fast

472
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,080
because it just, it feels like
they're waking up in bed

473
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,000
together and singing a cute song
and then all of a sudden Kurt is

474
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,720
like, get away from me.
I.

475
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,120
Or did we need like one more
episode of Kurt?

476
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:47,280
Like like his temperature rising
I would have liked.

477
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,440
Another episode of his
temperature rising.

478
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,280
I I don't know.
I also think that comes from me

479
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,280
craving like I I would have
liked to have seen more of the

480
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,800
moments Kurt was happy to come
up just like as it was.

481
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,400
It was like, oh, Kurt wants to
dump him.

482
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,480
Like, apparently, no, Kurt
didn't want to dump him.

483
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,160
He just wanted space.
But I'm like it.

484
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,760
The The bitterness was too much,
too fast.

485
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,320
Yeah, there was a lot of
bitterness, but it didn't for

486
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,840
me.
It didn't feel out of place.

487
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,640
It feels like Kurt's been kind
of harboring this bitterness for

488
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:19,080
a while.
I I think it's partly because we

489
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,120
never see them happy happy.
See them happy.

490
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,600
Well, no, that's kind of it.
Like for me to feel like Kurt

491
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,600
was in a place where he needed
space, but to be together, I

492
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:33,280
would have liked the mix of
like, OK, this can be a little

493
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,200
too much, but also I still love
you and like, I still want to be

494
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,320
with you.
And we got it.

495
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,720
Like told to us, not shown to us
in the way.

496
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:45,360
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, they it's like the

497
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:51,320
eternal Clane problem where they
got together and then you, you

498
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,360
never saw them.
Like flirty, happy, fun dating.

499
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,240
Right.
They, just like they like, sat

500
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,560
next to each other, sometimes in
the choir room.

501
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:04,200
And then, you know, had sex that
one episode.

502
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,280
That one time.
Where was wearing much nicer

503
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:12,680
pajamas.
He was.

504
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,920
He was.
He got those from anthropology.

505
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,640
I'm sure.
And then like Kurt left and

506
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,640
you're like, OK, great.
Great, I'm.

507
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,520
So glad I got to watch 7 seconds
of this relationship that we

508
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,680
adored.
And then he comes, Blaine comes

509
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,840
here and you're like, oh, it's
already bitter cool.

510
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,600
Great.
Because Kurt was already a

511
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,960
little bitter, like, oh, you're
coming to Niata, Not like, holy

512
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,640
shit, you get to be with me in
New York.

513
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,040
It was like, oh, you're
following me.

514
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:46,200
Like yes.
I mean it definitely continues

515
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:51,000
to give the impression that like
that Blaine is more invested in

516
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,200
the relationship than Kurt.
Also, which not to go as tangent

517
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:59,480
but I also think is why when
Blaine fucks up it's on so much

518
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:03,480
of a bigger scale.
It's just like our dramatic

519
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,200
little Princess who has really
big feelings.

520
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,920
When his feelings are hurt he's
like so upset he goes and cheats

521
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,360
on Kurt.
Mm hmm.

522
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:16,040
Whereas Kurt is just like slow
simmering resentments.

523
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,280
Yeah.
Yeah.

524
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,320
Yeah, yeah, and all the feelings
come out of those big ass eyes.

525
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,480
Yeah, they.
Do you just see it more?

526
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,400
But yeah, so they have this
little conversation about like,

527
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:32,360
oh, am, am I crowding you?
And Kurt doesn't say yes.

528
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,440
He needs to say yes, but he does
not.

529
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,040
He does not, and there his
little mime box gets smaller and

530
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,360
smaller.
Poor guy.

531
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:45,360
I don't know man, talk to your
partner, says someone who would

532
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,360
never tell anyone anything.
Yeah, Emily, talk to your

533
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,560
partner.
I don't have one, so they're

534
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,840
they're the only single person I
know.

535
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,120
Talk to your group chats, OK?
Oh well, yeah, I could do that,

536
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:01,240
but I won't.
All right.

537
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,480
Well, do you know who else I
would like to talk to or talk

538
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,720
about?
Sam.

539
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,960
Well, I've been talking about
Sam, but I would like to talk

540
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,800
about Elliott Star Child.
What a underutilized character.

541
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,320
I'm glad he's still around at
least.

542
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:20,960
Yeah, I I like this kid.
Yeah, I think he's adorable.

543
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,360
This is the Curt and Elliot in
his little guitar shop.

544
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:27,040
Yes.
Which is also product placement

545
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,920
for a great big world.
Better be, I love that whole

546
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,880
album.
Because they're they're just

547
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,960
like staying there talking
about, hey, there's this really

548
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,480
cool song from a great big
world.

549
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,480
Like like the lead into the
song.

550
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,960
Was this pretty product
placement?

551
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,160
Yeah.
It was just product placement.

552
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,880
Like, OK, we'll just pimp
Darren's friends, but that's

553
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,240
cool.
They're, it's it.

554
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,400
They're a great little band.
That was a great album.

555
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,560
Like they're a great.
Album.

556
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,080
Yeah, it's.
Great.

557
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:51,800
Yeah.
Love it.

558
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,760
But yeah.
Also, Speaking of like, people

559
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,120
who don't know how to be New
Yorkers, cough cough Artie cough

560
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,880
cough Rachel Berry cough cough
all of them.

561
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:04,040
Blaine makes a pivotal New York
City mistake.

562
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,920
He does, he does he.
He brings in a couch off the

563
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,680
back of a truck.
Don't bring in soft fabrics from

564
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,760
the street.
Listen, this is the whole thing.

565
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,280
So people put out furniture on
the streets, in the street

566
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,200
corners because you don't want
to move it.

567
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,560
It's too much effort to throw it
away.

568
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,640
And that's fine to haul it off.
It's fine.

569
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,560
It's.
Expensive to fall.

570
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,680
If it's a hard surface,
something you can clean, a wood,

571
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,920
a plastic, take it.
Rich people put out expensive

572
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,400
furniture and you just take that
shit.

573
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,120
That's your furniture.
Now metal, yeah, all kinds of

574
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:41,880
good hard non porous surfaces,
yard furniture, kitchen tables,

575
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,160
shelving, chairs, yeah, all of
it.

576
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,560
Take it.
Pots and pans, those are yours

577
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,960
now.
If it's on the street, those are

578
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,280
yours now.
You can clean them.

579
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,400
That's yours.
A soft fabric.

580
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,720
Leave it.
Leave it.

581
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,480
Don't take it.
Don't touch it.

582
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,240
Because, as Blaine found out,
bed bugs.

583
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:06,440
It gets rained on, it gets like
garbage juiced on.

584
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:11,880
It gets peed on like it's no.
Don't ever touch a soft fabric.

585
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,680
If it's on the street, if it's a
couch or a pillow or blankets or

586
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,040
clothes, Don't, no, don't, don't
do it.

587
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,640
Don't do it.
Straight to jail.

588
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,280
Straight, straight to jail.
Straight to jail.

589
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,360
Blaine brought well it's not
cute to me because I don't like

590
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,560
mid century modern, but he
brought a mid century modern

591
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,480
couch in and it had bed.
Bugs.

592
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,160
I thought the couch was
adorable.

593
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,280
It did not look comfortable.
No, it looked.

594
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,040
Not about all, no.
It was cute though.

595
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,360
Just like yellow.
I like yellow.

596
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:44,720
I don't mind yellow but like I
don't like mid century modern.

597
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,280
It all looks like it's meant to
be looked at and not sat on.

598
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,080
Yeah, which I have a problem
with.

599
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,680
Yeah.
I like furniture that I can use.

600
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,320
Yes, they're not going to fuck
on this couch.

601
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,040
No, they won't fit on this
couch.

602
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,000
The two of them together will
not fit on this couch.

603
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,200
Exactly.
But Kurt sees this couch as an

604
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,560
omen of their relationship,
seemingly fine on the outside

605
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:10,000
but headed for disaster.
And he tells Elliot that he's

606
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,680
like, feeling suffocated and
he's losing his identity, Which

607
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,880
like, I kind of feel like he
should be feeling standing up

608
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,680
next to Rachel all these years
as well.

609
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,240
Like he's always chasing her.
You would think.

610
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:27,800
But and Elliot's like, yeah,
bro, you're like a little young

611
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,840
for this whole marriage thing
anyway, which point to Elliot.

612
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,040
But like, I think what you've
got is awesome and worth

613
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,160
fighting for and you just need
to set some boundaries and

614
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,760
somehow that cues into singing
Rockstar.

615
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,440
So they definitely just had a
song they wanted to sing is.

616
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:53,240
There anybody out there?
There's a meeting?

617
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,160
Can you show me a sign?
The more I look.

618
00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:01,040
It just gets harder to find the.
World is spinning and I wanna

619
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,239
know why and a scene they wanted
to do and they just put them

620
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:10,560
together.
You know what?

621
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,600
This is not the first time this
has happened with Elliott Star

622
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,920
Child, so it's.
Not, and it's a shame because he

623
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,760
has a great voice and he's so
cute on screen and he seems like

624
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,360
he's so game for what's going on
in this show.

625
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:27,159
And I'm just like stop, stop
making his scene so silly

626
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,320
because I love his later scene
with Blaine.

627
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,360
Oh yeah.
But we do have to roll back a

628
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:39,480
second to the roll to the loft
because Artie has been reporting

629
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,719
the theft of his backpack, which
is silly.

630
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,040
Like what?
The NYPD is going to give a shit

631
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:49,800
about your backpack, but Blaine
is trying to use the Soda

632
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:56,080
stream, which I guess is kind of
loud, and Kurt snaps at him for

633
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,000
it and then tells the other
people I'm sorry about him.

634
00:34:59,000 --> 00:34:59,880
He just needs his bubbles.
He.

635
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,280
Just needs his bubbles.
He just needs his bubbles.

636
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,760
What?
Am I his bubbles?

637
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,640
Like which is so condescending
but also so funny.

638
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,920
It's so funny because.
Blaine is over there looking

639
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,640
about 5 foot 2.
Yeah, like.

640
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,840
And.
It's one of those, like, Kurt is

641
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,440
so mad and so, like, frustrated
with his boundaries with Blaine,

642
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,960
like he's just, you know,
feeling smothered and

643
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,400
overwhelmed, and yet he still
feels the need to defend him.

644
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,720
Yes, yeah, he's pulled like I
hate this fucking sound.

645
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:34,800
Every noise in this apartment is
killing me and also.

646
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:35,920
He needs his.
Bubbles.

647
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:40,840
He needs his bubbles.
I love I love only Kurt in this

648
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,920
scene.
Everyone else, straight to jail.

649
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,000
Straight.
Yeah, straight to jail.

650
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,920
Rachel blows in, having had no
idea what's going on, and Blaine

651
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,840
offers her what sounds like a
really delicious drink.

652
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,360
Yeah.
And she's like, no, my local

653
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,440
corns, but I will take some,
like, hot water and lemon, like,

654
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,400
No, go make yourself some tea on
your own.

655
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,200
You.
Weirdo.

656
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,560
And then he makes her.
Then.

657
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:10,000
He makes her tea and lemon and
she's like Meyer lemons.

658
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,600
I.
Meyer lemon Friend Rachel Berry

659
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:17,960
Rachel Elizabeth Berry Rachel
Middle Rachel Middle Name Barry.

660
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,880
If you can identify a Meyer
lemon, I will pay you 100

661
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,720
American dollars.
Well, maybe it had the sticker

662
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,080
still on it.
Maybe.

663
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,360
That was his his protest.
So I want to leave the sticker

664
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:35,320
on it.
I, I just I, I, I, I want to

665
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:39,040
talk to a Rachel Berry defender.
Like, explain this.

666
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,440
She's so awful.
She's so annoying.

667
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,920
Explain yourself, but arty's out
there feeling super vulnerable

668
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:50,360
and alone, which, you know, if
they talked more about trying to

669
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,560
navigate in a wheelchair, like,
great.

670
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,880
But he's feeling alone because
he lost his backpack and and was

671
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,600
the victim of a mugging, which
sucks.

672
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,320
Yeah.
And and Rachel, her, she's like,

673
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,480
I'm going to empathize by
telling a story where I

674
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,720
accidentally gave an unhoused
person too much money.

675
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,720
I was like I.
Want to throw you off the

676
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:12,760
Brooklyn Bridge?
Yeah.

677
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:17,320
Get out.
I hate everything about.

678
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,680
You.
She's the worst.

679
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,760
And they just, they redeem her
all the time.

680
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,600
But yeah.
And then she gets accused

681
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,320
straight to jail.
She gets accused of not being a

682
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,040
real person anymore.
And like was she ever was?

683
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:36,560
She ever a real person, truly.
She's a caricature of Lea

684
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,920
Michele.
OK.

685
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,960
The yes, which I think we've
said in the past, but the more

686
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,560
the show goes on, and especially
now that they've given her Fanny

687
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,440
Bryce, it's just like I'm all
we're doing is watching Lea

688
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,800
Michele.
Yeah, yeah.

689
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,320
I mean, and that is like Season
1 Rachel.

690
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,880
Yeah, that's a fictional
character.

691
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,200
But by now Glee is not a
documentary.

692
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,200
Whatever, whatever, whatever,
whatever.

693
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,360
And that's why Season 1 Rachel
is like, kind of fun.

694
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,560
Yeah.
I don't like her, but like

695
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:12,160
she's, I get her, I get her.
Yeah, I think she's interesting.

696
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:16,880
She's got, she's got, you know,
motivations and back story and

697
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,640
there's a reason for her being
the way she is.

698
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:28,960
And she was just, there was
something that you didn't hate

699
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,800
about her in Season 1, even
though she's got all the same

700
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,400
behaviors now in Season 4 or
Season 5.

701
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,360
Like I hate her now.
Yeah, there's no growth.

702
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,320
None.
Every time she's like.

703
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:42,840
Like every.
Time.

704
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,440
She's like, I'm gonna stop being
an asshole.

705
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,680
She doesn't.
No, she gets rewarded and

706
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,840
therefore.
Worse.

707
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:53,920
Yeah, and then you're supposed
to feel bad for her somehow.

708
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,640
Somehow.
Of like the so the see the next

709
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,840
scene of her like in her little
town car suddenly feeling like

710
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,680
she's sealed off from the
masses.

711
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,840
Like even just her phrasing.
It's I think it's supposed to be

712
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:12,600
funny, but I think there's a lot
of people who just feel that

713
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,360
way.
Yeah.

714
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:19,040
And I don't feel like the, the,
I don't feel like there's enough

715
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,840
of a separation between actor
and character to be like, I

716
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,680
don't know.
Do you, do you get it?

717
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:28,240
Do you get the I?
She's feeling isolated because

718
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,840
she's not on the subway and
she's losing her authenticity.

719
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,920
Like what authenticity?
Yeah.

720
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,320
You don't have any real life
experiences to draw from.

721
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:42,840
You're 19, lived in a small town
in Ohio, and you've been

722
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,800
slushied.
And you've been slushy.

723
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,360
I guess her real life experience
at this point is that her

724
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,440
ex-boyfriend died.
Yeah, but.

725
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,000
But the show doesn't talk about
that as something for her to

726
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,960
draw from, because they don't I.
Mean they.

727
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:04,560
Go there.
And like, obviously I get why

728
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,680
they don't go there, but also
like that would have been the

729
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:12,800
the like one life defining like
shitty thing that happened to

730
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:17,120
her that kind of gave her some
like perspective.

731
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,760
Yeah, she seems to have well
off.

732
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:25,360
Parents love her.
She did well in school.

733
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:31,080
She got maybe a little teased
throughout high school, like she

734
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:36,000
would call it bullied, but.
She she was bullied a little and

735
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,800
bullied other people a little.
And then?

736
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,720
And bullied other people in
return.

737
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:43,280
That's the one.
She is conventionally

738
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:51,120
attractive, talented and flirted
with her teacher.

739
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,200
Yeah, yeah.
Had boyfriends.

740
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,800
Dated a sex worker.
Dated a sex worker who was hot.

741
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,160
Oh yeah.
Got into the school of her

742
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,840
dreams.
Even though she didn't really

743
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:07,200
deserve it.
And one of the teachers was mean

744
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,840
to her for like a semester
before becoming her mentor.

745
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,800
I guess I.
And hitting a Broadway show in a

746
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,280
day.
Yeah, immediately.

747
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:21,400
I I'm not sure Rachel Stann
could argue other points in her

748
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,320
favor.
I could.

749
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,880
I agree with you, Emily.
I would love to talk to a Rachel

750
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,320
Stann.
Like you tell you tell me her

751
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:31,160
trials and tribulations.
All four of them.

752
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,200
So anyway.
Good times.

753
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,560
And then she gets like, she
talks about having and I, I

754
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,040
don't know if this was on
purpose, but she's like, I don't

755
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,600
have any real experiences to
draw from.

756
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:47,160
And then she gets out of the car
in Chinatown, and I was like, of

757
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,800
all the places to get out of her
car?

758
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,240
Like, are we supposed to be
drawing something from this?

759
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,480
Like are we going to get like a?
Why is she driving through

760
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,120
Chinatown?
I don't know, like, are you

761
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,520
supposed to be like, this is the
real New York?

762
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,560
Like what are what are you doing
here?

763
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:07,560
Once again, I beg, I beg, I
plead with the Glee riders to

764
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:11,960
remember that their apartment is
in Brooklyn, yeah, and not in

765
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:12,800
Manhattan.
Are.

766
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,320
You going to, I mean, you can
take the train, but like, where

767
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:22,160
does she know how to get from
Chinatown to I don't care, I

768
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:26,320
don't care anymore.
Like it would be so much of this

769
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,440
would be so much.
I, I would give it so much more

770
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:32,520
grace if they actually lived in
Manhattan, if they were able or

771
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,440
even like, you know, northern
Manhattan or Harlem, if they

772
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,840
like lived not in Brooklyn or
Queens, if they were on the

773
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:42,360
island of Manhattan that like.
Just on the A line.

774
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,080
Yeah, just on the A line,
wherever on the A line, like

775
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:49,480
187, like that's fine.
But like, like, later in the

776
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,440
episode, they'll talk like Curt
and Blaine will talk about like

777
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,760
where they go to be alone and
they're like, motherfuckers, you

778
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,600
live in Brooklyn.
Yeah.

779
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:00,560
What there's places in Brooklyn
like, what are you doing?

780
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:07,000
I don't understand.
Yeah, I don't.

781
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:12,120
I don't Mandy, just to kind of
like fill you in the the jaunt

782
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:16,080
from their apartment in Bushwick
to Times Square is what do you

783
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,040
think, M 4050 minutes on the
train?

784
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,600
Yeah.
At best, yeah, like with no

785
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:26,120
delays and no switching tracks.
Oh that, that makes perfect

786
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,600
sense.
Yeah.

787
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:32,000
So like, yeah, they're, they're
Rachel's commute.

788
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:36,240
If she takes the train, it's
probably just under an hour.

789
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:38,720
Yeah.
Each way and.

790
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,720
For no discernible reason.
I mean, they're gonna they're

791
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:51,000
she's gonna have, I mean,
they're probably taking the L

792
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,680
well or like the well, depending
on so I don't know, like where

793
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,760
in Bushwick they're.
Yeah, it's the L or the the F,

794
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,640
the orange lines.
Yeah.

795
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,840
Or, well, depends on like where
in Bushwick they are.

796
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:08,000
But like yeah, the orange or the
L and then I mean maybe AJ train

797
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,240
depending on where the fuck they
are.

798
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,600
Maybe, but like the L trains
constantly close, like the L

799
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,800
train, the poor L train.
Yeah.

800
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,360
And then depending on where her
theatre is, like, right, I mean,

801
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:22,440
if she's in the Broadway
district, like, then she's going

802
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:27,000
to have to take the red line or
the blue, like the A, the A, the

803
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:31,400
E, the C or the NQR, whatever.
But yeah, it's not.

804
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,120
It's not a straight shot.
It's not a straight shot.

805
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,840
It could be depending on
traffic, like, you know, train

806
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,760
traffic 4550.
So really, it sounds like he was

807
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,120
applying the same logic as to
the theater and just doing New

808
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,440
York Mad Libs.
Like.

809
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:48,720
Name some places people know as
New York that they're gonna go

810
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,360
there.
Doesn't need to make any sense.

811
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:56,560
Yeah, I mean like, you know.
Bushwick is like hip or and and

812
00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:00,520
at the time in 2014 probably
affordable for them.

813
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,120
Probably.
Not anymore.

814
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:06,120
Not.
Anymore in comparison to

815
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,720
Manhattan.
So they probably, you know,

816
00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:13,960
someone on the team is probably
like, oh, they could probably

817
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,320
live in Bushwick.
And he was like, great, we'll

818
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:20,320
put them in Bushwick.
But do you still have to get out

819
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,000
of Brooklyn if you're working in
Manhattan?

820
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,520
And I mean, you can't.
It's not, it's not a straight

821
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:29,000
shot.
It just feels like again, like

822
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,560
very well paid TV writers
failing to do the minimal amount

823
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,280
of research your normal AO3
writer would do.

824
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,440
Correct.
Absolutely nobody pulled up the

825
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,160
Google Maps.
Nobody pulled.

826
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:43,320
Up is pull up a Google map just
be like oh shit that's like 2

827
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,880
trains and a walk.
Yeah, that's like 2 trains and a

828
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,760
walk.
Like, come on, guys.

829
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,680
Yeah.
Like I'm also thinking about

830
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,280
like, Washington Square Park.
Washington Square Park is a big

831
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,320
hit among the NYU students.
Yes, because.

832
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:01,120
That's where they are.
But like, is Niata just like

833
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,360
standing in for NYU?
Is that why they're all down

834
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:07,080
there?
I think it's supposed to be like

835
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,160
like an NYUI.
Don't know that they've ever

836
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,400
given it a location.
Yeah, but I always kind of

837
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:16,280
assumed it was South of 14th.
Yeah, probably.

838
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:20,400
Just just given like it's vibe.
Yeah.

839
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:26,360
I don't know that it's South of
Houston, but like because

840
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,600
Washington Square Park, like I
kind of put it in the NYU.

841
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,320
And put it in the NYU district.
Vibe.

842
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,720
Yeah, sorry, Mandy.
I hope you're enjoying this tour

843
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:38,960
of New York City.
Yes, this is educational.

844
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,600
But yeah, I don't.
They've never, as far as I

845
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:46,360
remember, they've never said
like, oh, it's on Lafayette or

846
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,120
asked, you know, like we have to
get off at Astor Place.

847
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,040
Like I don't, then why would
they bother?

848
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:55,760
I don't know, but in any case.
Yeah, we we take, we get

849
00:46:55,760 --> 00:47:00,000
Starbucks at the yeah, yeah.
In any case, Rachel Berry got

850
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,120
off in Chinatown for absolutely
no discernible reason other than

851
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,800
she wanted to get off in
Chinatown.

852
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:10,080
Unless she was trying to pull
some, like, authentic New York

853
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:14,680
experience.
Yeah, and, and they cut a scene.

854
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,200
I don't know.
But like, I was, I kind of

855
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,240
girded my loins for like an
awkward Rachel Berry in

856
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,720
Chinatown moment.
And then it didn't happen.

857
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,040
I was like, thank you.
Yeah.

858
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,240
Well.
The moment she said that, she

859
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:30,400
wanted to stop by an herbalist
to get something that's the Ohio

860
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,880
kids had never had before.
And I was like, oh, are we about

861
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,520
to go there?
That's that's the moment I was

862
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,440
like, oh, don't, oh.
No.

863
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,880
'Cause I couldn't remember,
'cause these these episodes are

864
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,840
fuzzy as fuck.
I've never seen them.

865
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,240
I've never seen this.
Yeah, when she said that, I was

866
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:49,240
like, we're not, we're not gonna
do this, are we?

867
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,720
Are we really gonna have like a
no?

868
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:57,080
So I, I don't know if there was
like a cut scene of her going to

869
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,320
like an herbalist, then they
just didn't.

870
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,040
I was like, I can't, I can't
watch this.

871
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,640
I have to I have to go now.
Yeah.

872
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000
Well, but it didn't happen.
Speaking of something that

873
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,920
should have been cringeier than
it was.

874
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,480
Blaine taping out the loft.
Blaine taping out the loft and

875
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:18,280
Sam's new job.
Yes, so so Blaine is he is pre

876
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:22,080
planning a workspace in the
loft.

877
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,160
His he has a voice over.
He's talking about how he feels

878
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,480
like he is living in someone
else's home, which is legit.

879
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,280
There's been I don't know how
many people have lived in this

880
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:35,600
loft now.
Santana, Rachel, Kurt, Blaine,

881
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,480
Sam.
Who else?

882
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,880
Elliot never lived there.
Did.

883
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,800
What's his face?
The the Oh my God.

884
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,480
ABS McGee.
Brody.

885
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,760
Brody, did he live there for a
little bit?

886
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,440
Probably.
So like, it makes sense he wants

887
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,320
to like Nest.
Yeah, he's a nester.

888
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,360
He's talked about, you know,
Kurt's made this home.

889
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:04,080
Beautiful but not functional
with, you know, that's fine.

890
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:09,840
And then Sam walks in with his
short little Bieber.

891
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,920
Well, it's not quite the Bieber
because it doesn't go over, but

892
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:15,560
it's much.
It's a much shorter, cooler

893
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:22,520
haircut and Sam has booked his
first modeling job for bubble

894
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,720
booty contouring underwear for
men.

895
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:31,720
I love this for them because not
all men are blessed with round

896
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,360
booties.
This is true.

897
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:36,400
This is true.
I'm a little bummed that we

898
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:40,000
didn't see them wearing it.
A little bit, you would think

899
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,480
that they would have done this,
but.

900
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,880
And I just think that's a
tragedy.

901
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,400
True story, do.
You remember if anyone do do

902
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,200
fandom like fan art about this
because I oh.

903
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,280
I'm I'm sure there was fan art
about this.

904
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:55,520
There's probably BLAM fan art
about it too.

905
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,560
Might have to go back and try to
find some because yeah.

906
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:02,680
Yeah.
Bootylicious.

907
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:09,040
For the, for the research, yeah.
For the science, yeah.

908
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:12,440
So Sam announces that he is
moving out into the model

909
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:16,760
apartment with what he assumes
are modelling dudes, and Blaine

910
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,880
actually looks super sad.
He does.

911
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:24,760
That's his bestie.
And it is sad because that's,

912
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:30,160
you know, their buds.
So when Kurt comes home he like

913
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:34,640
immediately attacks Blaine for
having moved stuff around.

914
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:40,280
And the tape and.
He's like back away from the

915
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:47,960
lamp and he goes off on Blaine
and is like, he doesn't want

916
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:51,840
someone to walk into their
sanctuary and have their eyes

917
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:57,440
drawn to a hideous workspace,
which is, I mean, and he's like,

918
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,120
you can't barge in here and do
whatever you want.

919
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,960
And he's like, he's really like
my home.

920
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,880
This is my home.
And Blaine's like, but I thought

921
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,800
it was our home, which is
correct?

922
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:16,240
I think they're both Dicks here.
They're everybody's wrong

923
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:19,840
because Blaine's like your
design choices aren't always

924
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:24,360
100% brilliant.
Which is not the way he could

925
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,200
have phrased it.
Yeah, little mean.

926
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,160
I mean.
And then Kurt brings up that he

927
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:35,760
was talking to Elliot about this
and Blaine in one of my favorite

928
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:40,680
teams just because it's tasty,
was like, I bet you were talking

929
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:44,160
to Elliot.
Like like Blaine isn't the

930
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,040
serial cheater in this
relationship.

931
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:50,080
He's never done anything wrong
in his life and he's like, I bet

932
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,520
he's your friend.
And the way Darren delivers

933
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,960
these lines is tasty.
It's so good so.

934
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,040
Tasty and Kurt's like calm down
psycho.

935
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,560
I'm not saying that these were
like personal between them, but

936
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,200
the line delivery was
delightful.

937
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:13,520
It was it, it, it felt like, you
know, Chris gave some good Kurt

938
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:17,400
energy.
The Blaine energy wasn't super

939
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:23,440
there, felt maybe a little more
like Darren Pasty.

940
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,400
Perhaps it's a little tasty
little snack.

941
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:30,400
Little snack.
Snack I I mean, I hate it for

942
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,440
the characters, but for me I was
like, yeah.

943
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,280
Yeah, my notes just read Divorce
era.

944
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:37,960
That's what mine say.
Yeah.

945
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,080
The brain rot is strong.
It says divorce era.

946
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:46,040
Divorce era.
And he's calling Kurt's calling

947
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:52,320
Blaine pouty and weird, which is
a weird way to phrase something.

948
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:54,840
Ouch, but OK.
But OK.

949
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,520
And tells him to put everything
back where it's supposed to be.

950
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:01,680
This is all very territorial.
Well, OK, so Speaking of people

951
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,440
who need to just communicate
better with themselves and not

952
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,400
necessarily other people, Artie
has to fight the subway again.

953
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,320
He does.
He does.

954
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,320
He's really fighting for airtime
in this episode 'cause it's like

955
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:16,360
that your main couple like
divorcing on screen and then

956
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:20,040
you've got like Artie getting
splashed by gutter slush and

957
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:25,480
you're like, I OK.
And like OK, on the one hand I

958
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:30,120
do feel horribly for Mr. Rd.
Abrams because the subway is

959
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,640
like so inaccessible and
everything sucks.

960
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,800
On the other hand, he is a full
ass pedestrian stopped in the

961
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:37,840
middle of the sidewalk.
He.

962
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,480
Really is.
He's parked out directly in

963
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:42,720
front of the subway entrance.
And some guy's like, move it.

964
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,000
And you're like, yeah, move it,
man.

965
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,520
Move it.
Get out of my fucking way.

966
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,000
Stop standing in the middle of
the fucking sidewalk.

967
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:50,680
New Yorkers are so mean.
Like, they're not.

968
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,800
They're busy move.
They're not.

969
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,400
Yeah, they're they're not mean.
They're just they're, they're in

970
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,120
motion.
They're in motion all the time,

971
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,600
moving.
Damn.

972
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:03,640
Yeah, Artie versus the subway.
Poor guy getting hit with city

973
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:07,040
juice.
Very unfortunate for.

974
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:08,720
Him it is, and then they have a
scene.

975
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:11,800
He has a scene with Rachel where
she's had some sort of epiphany

976
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,480
about being a twat monster and
she doesn't want to be

977
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:20,000
sheltered, so they're gonna take
the subway together.

978
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Now.
I don't know how they get down

979
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,920
there together because they'd
have to take two different

980
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,680
entrances.
Or they could both fit in the

981
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,480
elevator if the elevator's
working.

982
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,360
She's gonna protect him.
Trust me.

983
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,240
I took Krav Maga as a child with
the JCC, and I can protect you.

984
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,920
Never seen it.
Yeah, but OK.

985
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,880
And you know, the city is less
scary with a friend.

986
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,760
I took Krav Maga as a child at
the JCC.

987
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:46,720
Cool.
Would have been funny to see but

988
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,880
OK.
And they sing Don't Sleep in the

989
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:53,360
subway, which I did not pay
attention to.

990
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:59,400
I only paid attention because
part of me is like, first of

991
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,600
all, that subway station is the
cleanest I've ever seen.

992
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:09,360
It is also the like most
awkwardly lit, but all these

993
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,800
like dancers dancing on the
subway car.

994
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:16,600
Part of me is like, Oh my God,
they did that for Hollywood.

995
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,440
And the other part of me is
like, oh, it's a dance card.

996
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,640
Yeah.
Showtime it's.

997
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,520
Like, oh, OK, cool.
Yeah, that was unscripted.

998
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,720
It was just Showtime.
It's just Showtime.

999
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:32,680
I'm like, oh, OK, whatever.
Their their actual filming just

1000
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,080
gets interrupted by Showtime.
OK.

1001
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,960
Do we wanna go back up to to
Blaine and Elliot or we wanna go

1002
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,600
down to Sam in the model
apartment?

1003
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,920
Like, OK, well Sam in the wild
apartment is quick because he

1004
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:48,760
has moved in.
The rooms are small and he's

1005
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,600
like, that's OK, I've been
homeless, which is like kind of

1006
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,200
funny.
And also like, remember how Sam

1007
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,280
has real life experiences that
we don't talk about?

1008
00:55:56,160 --> 00:56:00,320
Yeah.
So there's a guy there whose

1009
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,680
life story I would like to get
into because he says I got to go

1010
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,040
do this paid webcam thing real
quick.

1011
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:11,760
Is he doing porn in the model
house A. 100 percent 100,000%.

1012
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,240
Cool.
I want to go talk about him

1013
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,880
because that's now two sex
workers we've had on the show

1014
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,600
that are like Played for Laughs
and what are we doing, Murphy?

1015
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,400
Glee is not a documentary.
Maybe.

1016
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:29,240
So it turns out one of Sam's
roommate is another Sam.

1017
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:33,760
A girl, Sam.
A girl.

1018
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:39,400
Who he likes for about 5 minutes
until she turns out to be like a

1019
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:44,760
font of drugs.
Yeah and then he pieces out and

1020
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:47,280
I was like, could we not have
stuck with the storyline for

1021
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:52,880
like 3 episodes while the the
model house like turns out to be

1022
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:58,320
a bad situation of like eating
disorders and speed and all this

1023
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,720
kind of like bad influence and
then he has to leave I.

1024
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:06,440
Mean like how many episodes of
Rachel's sex worker boyfriend

1025
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,160
did we get like?
Sam.

1026
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,720
That.
Yeah, like.

1027
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:14,080
A fraction of that.
He was in and out of there in

1028
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:17,440
minutes.
Like that could have and it was

1029
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,520
the IT was a great, it was a
beautiful apartment too.

1030
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,480
It wasn't it look like a scary
sketchy model apartment.

1031
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,320
Like this was a thing that Sam
could have been like, Oh my

1032
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,080
gosh, this is such a great
opportunity.

1033
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,360
And then to watch it slowly
unravel.

1034
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,520
And, you know, like a better
show could have been, you could

1035
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:36,960
have had some like cool lighting
and design work where it starts

1036
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,360
out looking really cool and
pretty and then the lighting

1037
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,000
changes.
So it starts to look dingier and

1038
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,360
dingier as he realizes that it's
like like a drug done.

1039
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,680
Yes.
But no, he's he's in and out.

1040
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,880
Just doesn't even unpack.
And again like.

1041
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,240
That's what you missed.
Like, that's not how moving out

1042
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:59,480
of apartments works, no.
OK, OK, so now we get Blaine and

1043
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:02,760
Elliot.
Blaine busts up into Elliot's

1044
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:06,440
apartment, which I guess he
knows where he lives, and

1045
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,680
absolutely nobody calls anyone
or texts anyone.

1046
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,280
They just show up at people's
places.

1047
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,440
And I love the way he bitch
slaps Elliot's door open.

1048
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,520
Yeah, just, like, put chunk.
And he's like, we need to talk.

1049
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,720
He's also glad that Elliot never
friended him on Facebook.

1050
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,880
Let's also I just this entire
scene, my whole body was just

1051
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:29,000
like huh?
So let's talk about a mid game,

1052
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,360
huh?
I'd be into it.

1053
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:34,480
I'm not mad about it.
The mid game we could have had.

1054
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:39,640
So let's talk about a mid game.
Let's talk about it now.

1055
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:44,960
Of course, in in the regular
Googie world, the mid game would

1056
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:50,280
have been Kurt and Elliott,
because it would have been it

1057
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:55,560
should have been Blaine and
Sebastian in the fandom.

1058
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,760
I there's absolutely no reason
why Elliott shouldn't skadoodle

1059
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,160
right on into the middle there.
Oh, sure.

1060
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,560
Yeah.
Like there's absolutely no

1061
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:09,000
reason why we can't do like, a
enemies to rivals to friends to

1062
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,600
lovers like scenario.
That would have been beautiful.

1063
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:17,000
I have absolute faith that the
fan fiction writers of 2014 got

1064
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,240
us I.
I think we'll probably.

1065
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:22,960
Do Oh well.
Yeah, also this I think this

1066
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:27,040
entire scene was a little bit of
actor bleed.

1067
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,760
Yeah.
Because you know, Blaine keeps

1068
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:36,240
Blaine starts talking about how
how he's just really jealous and

1069
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:41,400
how much he loves Kurt and is
just so mad at this like glitter

1070
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:44,200
rock vampire.
Because Blaine is so clearly

1071
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:48,160
jealous of Elliot and like the
life he has in New York and the

1072
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:52,400
the relationship he's built with
Kurt and then start child just

1073
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:56,080
like hands him a guitar like
this will calm you down.

1074
00:59:56,280 --> 01:00:00,320
Literally he's.
And my immediate action, my

1075
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:04,280
immediate reaction was like,
does Blaine play the?

1076
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,120
Guitar.
I know, I know.

1077
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,840
There's a couple lines in here
that we're like, is this about

1078
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:12,200
Darren or is this about Blaine
'cause he says this thing like

1079
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,880
your hair is so full and thick
you don't need to rely on hair

1080
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,520
gel.
I was like, what are we doing?

1081
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,080
Here, you you don't know that
about Blaine.

1082
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:22,120
He's always had hair gel.
Like Blaine plays the piano.

1083
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:26,840
Yeah, I don't know if Blaine
plays the guitar, but Darren

1084
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:30,960
does.
Blaine does now.

1085
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:32,600
Blaine does now.
This.

1086
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:35,640
This entire scene was just about
Adam Lambert and Darren Criss

1087
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:36,880
just jamming.
Absolutely.

1088
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,120
It was, yeah.
What are we doing?

1089
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:43,280
Like OK.
OK.

1090
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:47,800
Yeah, do you see?
I mean, I, I, I liked the scene

1091
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,960
other than I feel bad for
Blaine.

1092
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:54,720
Yeah.
Like, feeling like he has that.

1093
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,240
He feels like this.
Also, the lighting on him was

1094
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:00,840
real pretty.
Yes.

1095
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:03,640
And he, he's like, they've been
apart for so long, and he just

1096
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,840
wants to catch up with Kurt.
And it's pushing Kurt away.

1097
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,360
And Elliot's trying to be like,
listen, man, there's like 9

1098
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,440
million people in the city.
We need room to breathe.

1099
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:15,040
And Blaine has been thinking of
boundaries as walls.

1100
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:17,640
And Elliot's like, you just need
to jam, man.

1101
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:22,400
Just just relax.
Chill, here's some weed you're.

1102
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,520
So you're so uptight, you.
Massaged a chill.

1103
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,160
Oh my God, yeah, this whole
thing is just.

1104
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,720
And then they sing Glitter Rock
Vampire, which is absolutely

1105
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:39,000
just Darren and and yeah, Adam
Lamp is.

1106
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:44,040
Jamming, jamming.
I'm not mad about it, it's just

1107
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:46,000
not their characters.
It's not.

1108
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,440
Right.
Yeah.

1109
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:51,920
So when Blaine comes home,
having been soothed like a

1110
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:57,000
toddler with a guitar, Kurt is
waiting on the couch.

1111
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:01,480
And Kurt already knows that he
went to see Elliot because it's

1112
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:06,360
been 6 hours and Blaine took a
water taxi to the Statue of

1113
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:10,400
Liberty while Kurt went to the
Highline to.

1114
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:14,000
I'd like to state once again for
the record, they both live in

1115
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,480
Brooklyn.
Brooklyn.

1116
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:19,280
I don't know where Adam where
star child lives.

1117
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:23,000
I think also in Brooklyn.
So Kurt went all the.

1118
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,560
Way based on based on that
adorable like stained glass

1119
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:27,960
window he has.
Yeah, he lives in.

1120
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,360
Brooklyn.
So Kurt went all the way to the

1121
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:34,240
Highline.
Blaine went to Lower Manhattan.

1122
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:35,240
I don't.
Whatever.

1123
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,680
Yeah, he went all the way South
to lower Manhattan and then off

1124
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:42,680
the off the southern tip.
OK, but Blaine Blaine's like,

1125
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:45,920
we, I should move out.
We need to like take a step

1126
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:49,240
back, which, you know, I've been
saying that they shouldn't have

1127
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:51,640
gotten engaged in the first
place.

1128
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:54,400
But it was real.
Fast.

1129
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:58,600
They need to like take a look at
their situation that it's not

1130
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:00,720
working out.
They didn't really have a

1131
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:02,200
conversation about living
together.

1132
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:06,080
Blaine just showed up, which is
true.

1133
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:12,840
They are like 19.
But it is also like, if you're

1134
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,520
going to be engaged, shouldn't
you live together?

1135
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:20,480
Like, shouldn't the two of you
move out together and live

1136
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:24,480
without nine other people?
Oh, I was just gonna say, yeah,

1137
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,840
I feel like the conversation
should have been like, maybe

1138
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:30,520
let's take a step back and not,
like, be engaged yet.

1139
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,720
Let's like, take a step back and
learn how to date as adults

1140
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,520
instead of like, we're staying
engaged.

1141
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:45,440
You're moving out.
Something, I don't know, I I

1142
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:49,720
would feel like instead of blame
moving out so we see each other

1143
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:56,160
less, let's move in the two of
us so that we're not surrounded

1144
01:03:56,160 --> 01:04:01,920
by other people and feeling,
yeah, like we have no space.

1145
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:05,960
Although I don't think either of
them have incomes.

1146
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:09,040
Neither of them have income so
they could not make the 10 times

1147
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,600
their monthly rent and like.
I don't know how they're who's

1148
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:16,600
affording any of this anyway, so
I don't know.

1149
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:21,440
But yeah, yeah.
So the the conclusion they come

1150
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:25,360
to is that Blaine is going to
going to move out to protect

1151
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:27,760
this precious thing that they
have.

1152
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:32,480
I do really appreciate that both
for the characters and for the

1153
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:35,120
audience, they were like, we are
not breaking up, we are not

1154
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:38,240
breaking up.
But like the underlying tone is,

1155
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:39,960
we're breaking up.
Yeah.

1156
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:42,080
But the underlying tone is 100%.
We're breaking up.

1157
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:43,880
We're going.
To have make up sex first, but

1158
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:48,000
we are going to break up because
like what else are they going to

1159
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,400
do in these characters?
They can't just be fucking

1160
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:53,040
happy.
God forbid claim, be happy God.

1161
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:57,800
God forbid, like I this is
becoming an increasing problem.

1162
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:02,920
Like there's, there are there
are television shows who are

1163
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:08,640
able to do we have a happy,
loving relationship and there is

1164
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:12,320
drama within it.
And yet I don't ever, I'm not

1165
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:15,120
ever actually afraid that one of
them is going to, you know,

1166
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:18,680
disappear forever.
It's possible.

1167
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,240
I've seen it happen.
It is just.

1168
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:22,480
Not with hurt and blame.
Nope.

1169
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:25,520
Somehow.
Not these two.

1170
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:28,120
Yeah, I hate it.
It sucks.

1171
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:32,320
So everyone is is at the loft.
We have to hear about this like

1172
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:35,680
crazy thing that happens with
Artie and Rachel on the L train.

1173
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,840
They specifically say it's the L
train so that at least they know

1174
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:43,120
they're in Brooklyn and they see
the guy who mugged Artie.

1175
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:47,680
He goes up to him, pepper sprays
him because that's now like

1176
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:50,960
assault.
Although he was trying to rob

1177
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,440
somebody else.
They managed to get the laptop

1178
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,600
back from the guy's apartment
because he's just been like

1179
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:57,720
stealing from people and
suddenly the cops care.

1180
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:00,080
And that's the end of that
storyline.

1181
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:05,000
He like found his strength and
gumption and his lack.

1182
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,120
He no longer fears the subway or
something.

1183
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,800
And then Blaine also tells
everyone that they're going to

1184
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,760
he's going to move out and and
he and Sam are going to get a

1185
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:17,240
place together because Sam has
also moved out of the the model

1186
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:21,680
apartment.
So I feel like we as a country

1187
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:23,280
have moved on from this far too
quickly.

1188
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:29,760
RT Abrams releasing pepper spray
in a crammed, closed, crowded

1189
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:33,040
subway car.
That that is assault.

1190
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:38,120
That is a terrible idea.
Thank you for ruining

1191
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,800
everybody's day.
Artemis Abrams.

1192
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,400
Artemis Abrams?
Is that his real name?

1193
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:47,880
No, I'm sure it's Arthur.
No, I think it's, I think it's I

1194
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,440
like Artemis.
Yeah, Artemis Abrams, straight

1195
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:56,840
to jail crime.
Crime they they tried to get the

1196
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,240
laptop back from the cops and
then said the cops arrest him

1197
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:01,960
like.
Yeah, Sir.

1198
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:05,600
And then, surprise, Mercedes
shows up.

1199
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:10,400
So they wrote Santana out of the
show, right?

1200
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:13,960
I don't remember the next time
she shows up honestly.

1201
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:19,480
Like Mercedes has absolutely no
reason to be here unless it's to

1202
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:22,840
fill the Santana void, Yeah.
That is true.

1203
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:26,880
Like, I love Mercedes, thrilled
that she's here, but I have 1000

1204
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:32,600
questions.
I I couldn't begin to tell you

1205
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:35,960
why she's here other than her
album wants to have a Harlem

1206
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:38,280
vibe.
And then she moves into the

1207
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:42,920
Upper West Side.
In East Coast, yeah, I into her,

1208
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:47,840
yeah, it's clearly a brown zone.
Yeah, but it's clearly like

1209
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:52,120
$1,000,000 apartment.
And she forces Kurt and Blaine

1210
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:57,320
to to move the couch for her.
While Sam is inside putting.

1211
01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:00,120
Desperately trying to.
Flirt shelves together and

1212
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:02,800
desperately trying to flirt and
to get to get laid.

1213
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:07,280
I will bet 50 Whole American
cents that the two of them end

1214
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,040
up hooking up before the
season's out.

1215
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:10,960
I mean, I hope so.
I was like them.

1216
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:14,560
Me too, like you.
Know poor guy, he's trying so

1217
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:19,160
hard.
But they come to the conclusion

1218
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:24,439
that Blaine and Sam will then
rent out the second bedroom in

1219
01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:28,600
Mercedes's apartment.
Yes, I'm picturing bunk beds.

1220
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,560
I'm also picturing bunk beds.
She said.

1221
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:34,439
I have a spare bedroom and
they're like, we'll take it like

1222
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:36,920
together.
Together.

1223
01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:39,920
Are we cheating on Elliot
already?

1224
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:41,920
We're cheating on Elliott
already.

1225
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:45,120
The casual threesome has moved
from Elliott to Sam.

1226
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:48,359
Look, Elliott gave them a good
experience and then they can

1227
01:08:48,359 --> 01:08:52,120
move on.
I'm saying that if everyone in

1228
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:55,120
that apartment, Sam is going to
be the most down for a casual

1229
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:56,560
threesome.
I think so, yeah.

1230
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,600
Probably.
Sam would be 100% down.

1231
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:03,200
He'd be like hot hot boom
because he's.

1232
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,640
Like, what are we going to do
about our sexual chemistry?

1233
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:08,279
And then gets like a hand to the
face.

1234
01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:11,399
So obviously he's got to move on
to his next best bud.

1235
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:16,600
He does.
And then I was so pissed at

1236
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:18,800
Rachel being like, I can't help.
I have to go to the theater.

1237
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,439
Like could you just leave?
I'm always so mad at Rachel.

1238
01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:23,160
I'm so mad at Rachel.
Get out.

1239
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,680
Go away.
Like don't even be in this scene

1240
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:28,160
just go away.
I'm sorry I can't help my voice.

1241
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:36,680
Go away.
Hate you so much it's not even

1242
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:38,960
an interesting character thing.
Like I can't help, I have to go

1243
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,560
to the theater.
Like I don't care.

1244
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:46,960
And she gets the final song of
people from Funny Girl over.

1245
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:49,560
But I do love her outfit here in
the little black dress and the

1246
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:51,560
heels and the tights.
I always love this outfit.

1247
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:53,000
It's.
The same outfit that we see

1248
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,320
here.
All the time, I know, and I love

1249
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:59,280
it every time.
People who love people or need

1250
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:03,240
people, whatever it is.
Curtain Blaine walking around

1251
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:05,080
hand in hand.
A little potluck dinner with

1252
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:07,480
everyone.
But they're so cute.

1253
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:08,920
This is, this is.
They're trying to remake

1254
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,640
Friends.
Yes, they are.

1255
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:15,320
And that that is, that is the
episode.

1256
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:19,800
We, we are, we've set up that we
are back in, well, not back in

1257
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,320
New York, but we are fully in
New York.

1258
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:26,840
The newbies are gone.
We did not have Tina.

1259
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:31,320
I think this is also the last
Ellie, the last episode with

1260
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:34,240
Elliot, because God forbid we
keep a fun guest star.

1261
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:41,360
I like him, too.
Everyone got a voice over except

1262
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:44,800
for Kurt in this episode.
Yeah.

1263
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:51,680
Yeah.
Will doesn't sing at all.

1264
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:54,480
That's nice.
Thank God he was not even in the

1265
01:10:54,480 --> 01:11:02,160
episode.
I think that's the trivia of the

1266
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:08,760
episode.
I I did, I did read on the IMDb

1267
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:11,560
because I like looking at the
like bloopers and goofs and

1268
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:15,480
stuff, that Blaine isn't wearing
a jacket or scarf when he goes

1269
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:17,560
to Elliot's apartment, but he is
when he comes home.

1270
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:21,280
I mean, honestly, that's, that's
pretty common.

1271
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:24,280
I would say if you like, you
know, especially because it's in

1272
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:28,640
the winter time, if if like you
go over to a friend's house and

1273
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:31,760
it's just like regular cold and
then you leave their house and

1274
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:35,720
it's like fucking cold.
You know, if this is a friend

1275
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:38,120
that you see like on more than
one occasion, it's like, Hey,

1276
01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:40,760
can I borrow like a hat or some
gloves or a scarf?

1277
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,360
Yeah.
Like that's not out of the

1278
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:45,320
realm.
It's the missing scene.

1279
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:49,880
Favorite songs?
No.

1280
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,960
No.
You make me feel so young.

1281
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:57,720
I I just like that song, even if
I don't love the undertones it

1282
01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:03,400
has with Kurt.
I'm going to have to go with

1283
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:20,490
Best day of my life 2. 3-4 this.
Is going to be the best day of

1284
01:12:20,490 --> 01:12:37,760
my life.
Even though I love a great big

1285
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:41,040
world, I just I love best day of
my life.

1286
01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:44,320
I think I like best day of my
life.

1287
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,840
I think this the IT was the most
fun.

1288
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:51,160
I want it to be You make me feel
so young.

1289
01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:56,320
I just, I just don't like the
song that much.

1290
01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:59,800
Like I would say.
That I'm Frank Sinatra song like

1291
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:01,360
I'm not I.
Like the song?

1292
01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:06,640
Like if I think if it had been a
different song than the scene, I

1293
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:10,960
would have been like I would
have vibed more with because

1294
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:12,920
it's Curtain Blaine.
Yeah.

1295
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:17,720
But like, you guys are 19, you
can't feel any younger.

1296
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:21,000
Right.
You make me feel so young.

1297
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,640
God, what are we in like 7th
grade?

1298
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,480
You make me.
Feel like a middle school kid

1299
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:30,480
like.
I don't want any love of my life

1300
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:32,360
to make me feel like a middle
schooler do.

1301
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:36,680
You have any favorite lines that
you can remember?

1302
01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:43,080
I mean all of all of the the
blare and delivery lines.

1303
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,200
Blairin.
I've forgotten about Blairin.

1304
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:48,240
Oh.
Yeah.

1305
01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:51,680
Blairin Yeah, mine is.
I bet you were talking I.

1306
01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:54,600
Bet he's your.
Friend like delicious.

1307
01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:59,680
My favorite is still from the
from the That's what you missed

1308
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:02,080
on Glee.
The way it was edited.

1309
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:08,360
Just oh, God, hold on.
Yeah, he's got a baby on the

1310
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:09,960
way.
God, that's awful.

1311
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:14,000
What's our one nice thing?
That one, that one good thing?

1312
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:20,080
I love when I ask this and then
there's just dead silence like.

1313
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:26,040
I I love the glitter rock
vampire.

1314
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:28,360
I love Elliot.
Star child, actually.

1315
01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:30,600
Yeah, that's, I'll cosign that
one.

1316
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:35,160
Elliot is the good thing.
He's he's the best thing every

1317
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:38,440
time.
I really missed Aaron's voice.

1318
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:43,560
I miss like him just getting a
chance to just saying it's

1319
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:51,200
always nice to hear it.
I for as cursed as his bedtime

1320
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:54,920
outfit is 'cause it is truly
cursed.

1321
01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:59,240
I do really appreciate him
making pancakes and not burning

1322
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:02,080
them.
Yes, I thought that was

1323
01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:05,840
precious.
That is precious so.

1324
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:13,720
Yes, I, I guess mine is that we
did get to see a little happy

1325
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:18,800
clean a little bit a little bit
because you know, I, I miss them

1326
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:24,360
and it, you know, we didn't say
it here, but we did watch this

1327
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:29,320
episode and we did just get a
clean reunification.

1328
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,600
Yeah, we did the.
Timing, I mean when this episode

1329
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:36,480
actually airs, God knows.
But like, as of the recording of

1330
01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:41,920
this episode, Chris Colfer did
just go to Darren, Chris's Tony

1331
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:45,400
after party and they took a
photo together and the caption

1332
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:50,440
there was like cleaning on
Instagram and and Chris called

1333
01:15:50,440 --> 01:15:57,120
Darren his like husband reclaim
like it's been 84 years and

1334
01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:01,040
cleaning happened online and
that was really nice.

1335
01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:06,800
I had a, a, a clean post
organically come across my

1336
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:11,880
dashboard the other day talking
about shipping portmanteaus.

1337
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:16,280
Oh, wow.
Talking about, you know, like,

1338
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:19,920
well, yeah, they went with claim
because blurt wasn't gonna be

1339
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:23,640
any good.
I was like Oh yes, blurt.

1340
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:27,080
Blurt We could have.
We could have done it.

1341
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:29,800
Yeah, we could have.
I'm glad we went the other

1342
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:32,840
direction.
But yeah, it was, you know,

1343
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:37,160
given given the timing here of
like seeing them together and

1344
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:41,800
like cleaning on online publicly
and then have.

1345
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,440
Planning on Maine?
Planning on Maine and then

1346
01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:46,760
having like this episode with
their little dancy dance and you

1347
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:50,400
know, it was nice.
It was like a little like, oh,

1348
01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:54,200
the memories.
Which is why we do this podcast

1349
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:55,840
anyway.
Yes.

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And then, you know, the next
episode happens and you're like,

1351
01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:06,120
well, because you know, Glee
likes to bring down everyone's

1352
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:12,160
everyone's fun time rap because
it's the bash episode.

1353
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:19,040
We.
But for now, we can enjoy clean

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01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:22,720
getting to dance together in
their apartment.

1355
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:26,640
You can find oh.
Do you have any, any last words?

1356
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:31,880
Any last thoughts, feelings.
I mean, it was nice to hear

1357
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:35,200
Artie sing a little.
He did, yes.

1358
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:37,880
This.
Would have ranked on the old

1359
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:40,680
Kevin Mcscale.
Or whatever it would have.

1360
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:43,880
Yeah.
The Kevin Mcscale, Yeah.

1361
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:46,520
I love the Kevin Mcscale had
some he.

1362
01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:48,520
Would have made it versus.
Yeah.

1363
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:51,680
He had a whole, he had a whole
lot, a whole plot.

1364
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:53,560
He had a whole.
He had like the whole C plot he

1365
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:54,640
would.
Have made it all.

1366
01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:58,600
Of STD's.
No, that's coming yet.

1367
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:01,120
Yeah, Yeah.
That's in the pipeline, not.

1368
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:05,520
Yet.
Yeah, we get a Blaine feels fat

1369
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:09,600
and already gets STD's.
It's going to be awesome.

1370
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:15,600
Wait.
I can can we just be What do

1371
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:16,680
you?
Think I said we should skip to

1372
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:19,560
613?
That's why I said it.

1373
01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:23,080
I was like oh I hate these
episodes.

1374
01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:25,520
Next this.
Is terrible.

1375
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:29,440
I know, but it's Glee, but it's
Glee, but it's Glee.

1376
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:31,680
And I guess on that, thank you
for listening.

1377
01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:33,760
You can find us at Phantom on
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1378
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:39,120
We've got some bonus epies and a
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1379
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:45,960
Allison and I dissect 911 in so
far as we talked about Buddy and

1380
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:48,000
the weird things that happened
on the show that we love to hate

1381
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,160
and hate to love and really just
love a lot.

1382
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:54,960
Really just love a lot.
And we'll catch you on the next

1383
01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:59,360
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1384
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:01,280
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Isn't that scary?

1385
01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:04,480
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1386
01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:06,600
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1387
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:10,200
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1388
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1395
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