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Welcome to the Season 2 finale of Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf Podcast. This is 2x12, "Master Plan." Gerard Argent reveals his ultimate master plan (get it? It's the episode title), setting the stage for a dramatic showdown worthy of a season finale. Assumed dead at the end of the last episode, Jackson Whittemore reemerges during the final battle, commanded by Gerard to attack the werewolves. But a surprising redemption comes in the form of one Lydia Martin. Maybe it really is all about the power...

This week on Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf Podcast we expect the unexpected on the penultimate episode of Season 2. This is S2E11, "Battlefield." With Scott academically ineligible to play in the championship lacrosse game, Stiles is thrust into the big game despite a serious lack of previous field time. But the championship isn't the only thing on the line - Gerard is planning on activating Jackson as the Kanima at the end of the game unless Scott gives up Derek. Jackson isn't the only teenager l...

This week on Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf Podcast it's a rough night at the Beacon Hills Sheriff's department. This is 2x10, "Fury. " Scott and Stiles try to convince the Sheriff that Creepy Matt is the true villain behind all of the murders, not Mr. Harris (even if Mr. Harris still sucks). But Matt is a step ahead of them, leading to a chaotic battle at the Sheriff's department between the Pack, Matt, and the Kanima under his control. Melissa learns a shocking secret about her son. Alan Deaton ...

This week on Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf Podcast we're dressing up and doing our hair for S2E9, "Party Guessed." It's Lydia Martin's birthday, but not everything is a celebration. She's plagued by nightmares of Peter Hale, who convinces her to do something "special" for him during her birthday party, which just so happens to coincide with the Worm Moon. We wouldn't recommend doing anything Peter Hale asks you to do. We also follow the tragic fate of Victoria Argent to its bitter end. After being...

This week on Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf Podcast we're celebrating our 20th episode! Thanks for being here, friends. This is S2E8, "Raving." Chaos explodes at a secret (maybe not-so-secret) rave where Scott and Stiles attempt to trap Jackson before the Argents get to him. Sheriff Stilinski struggles to make sense of the ongoing killings when he doesn't have all of the pieces to put together (not the last time this happens, we're afraid). Scott has a near-deadly encounter with Allison's mom, Vict...

This week on Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf Podcast we're slithering into S2E7, "Restraint." The secrets of Jackson Whittemore are slowly getting revealed as Erica tells the Pack about Jackson's birth parents after a well-earned restraining order sidelines Scott and Stiles' investigations into the Kanima. But someone is pulling Jackson (and the Kanima's) strings and it's imperitive they found out before more people die. Creepy Matt with his camera continues to obsess over Allison and no one seems t...

This week on Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf Podcast we're jumping into S2E6, "Frenemy." We explore Jackson's shocking (and really awesome looking) transformation into the dangerous Kanima. His true motivations are currently unknown, but everyone in Beacon Hills is after him. The stakes climb ever higher as we slide into the second half of the season. Lydia grows (rightfully) suspicious of her friends' odd behavior and the increasingly strange occurrences going down in Beacon Hills, but the McCall P...

This week on Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf Podcast we're dissecting S2E5, "Venomous." Derek Hale suspects Lydia Martin of being the mysterious shapeshifter, forcing Scott McCall to rally his pack, and even some enemies, to protect her, leading to a pack vs. pack showdown. As if high school chemistry class isn't hard enough, the classroom becomes a battleground with Erica Reyes and Isaac Lahey on a mission to test Lydia by feeding her Kanima venom to see if she really is immune to its effects. It m...

This week on Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf Podcast we're dissecting S2E4, "Abomination." It's time to tackle the mystery of the Kanima—a lizard-like shapeshifter that's been wreaking havoc in our poor Beacon Hills. (Can this town catch a break??) Emily and Alison also delve into the intricate dynamics of the Argent family and the concept of trust within a lineage of werewolf hunters. Can it exist? What does it look like when your daughter brings home a werewolf for family dinner? Lest we forget, f...

This week on Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf Podcast we're plunging into the icy depths S2E3, "Ice Pick." The Beacon Hills ice rink becomes a battleground for identity and power as we witness the rise of Erica Reyes, another character who undergoes a complex transformation in search of power and acceptance amongst her peers. As the Hale pack grows, loyalties are tested and new alliances are formed. Derek continues to walk a fine line between villain and antihero with his controversial alpha techniqu...

This week on Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf Podcast we're talking S2E2, "Shape Shifted." Beacon Hills has a new werewolf in town, but there's a lot to unpack in the tumultuous life and harrowing past of Isaac Lahey. And if that isn't enough, the McCall Pack has to confront a new, spine-chilling creature that's stalking the night. Because of course they do. Things never quite seem to get easier for Scott, Stiles, and the rest of the Pack, do they? Subscribers to Glee on the Rocks will gain access t...

Welcome back to Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf podcast! This is the Season 2 Premiere. The Pack is back and there's definitely going to be trouble. As Jackson grapples with his new reality and the Pack searches for Lydia, a grave-digging newcomer and a vengeful hunter enter the fray. But it's not all doom and gloom - Scott and Alison are here to provide a little teenage normalcy as they continue their romance. Join Emily and Alison as we guide you through those misty forests of intrigue, where a s...

We've made it to the Season 2 finale! Today we're talking S2E22, "New York." Nationals is finally here and the Glee Club is super prepared for it. They're so prepared that instead of rehearsing for months leading up, they're writing the songs the day before. But hey, it's Glee. Kevin McHale Scale: 1 - really just for Bella Notte and showing up to work. Klainedex: 7 - a 5 for the "I love yous" and an extra 2 for Kurt talking about moving to New York with Blaine. Our sound engineer is Adriana, ...

Friends! Countrymen! We are returned. Today we're talking about S2E21, "Funeral." The New Directions have almost made it to Nationals in New York, but first they had to make an honestly heartfelt pit stop at a funeral. Meanwhile, Mercedes, Kurt, and Santana all get solos. Yay! This episode rates a 0.5 on the Kevin McHale Scale. It was a 1 for him showing up to work, but half a point off for the podcast. And it rates a full 0 on the Klainedex for it not even really existing. Check out our Patr...

The holidays are upon us, but we have a new episode for you first. Today we're talking S2E20, "Prom Queen." Junior Prom has arrived for the New Directions and everyone is worried about dresses, dates, and spiking the punch bowl. Also, Jesse St. James returns and looks great in a skinny scarf. This episode rates a solid 4 on the Kevin Scale for having two songs and a whole subplot, and a 7 on the Klainedex, for going on two dates, a romantic dance, and heartfelt conversations. Happy Holidays! ...

Hello! Yes, it's us. Recovered from Thanksgiving (not really) and back with a new episode for you. Today we're talking S2E19, "Rumours." Gossip abounds in and out of the choir room, and April Rhodes return to potentially steal Mr. Schue off to the Great White Way. This episode rates a 2.5 on the Kevin Scale for getting a solid song, and a 1.5 on the Klainedex, for Blaine spiritually being a part of the show. Available now wherever you get your podcasts. Check out our PATREON for perks and rew...

This week on Glee on the Rocks we're talking S2E18, "Born This Way." This extra-long episode (theirs, not ours) is chock full of your Glee favorites: Klaine on staircases, Klaine hugging, and Klaine telling each other their feelings. Also, we get Quinn's backstory and everyone reveals their insecurities. This episode rates a solid 0 on the Kevin Scale for not even being able to remember anything he did in the episode, and a 6 on the Klainedex, for that hug. Available now wherever you get your ...

Happy October, y'all. In this episode of Glee on the Rocks we cover S2E17, "Night of Neglect." Maybe you thought we'd skip this travesty, but we didn't. We're professionals. Once again the Glee Club doesn't know how to budget and needs to raise money for Nationals, so Holly Holliday tells them to put on a benefit concert. Because nothing could possibly go wrong there. This episode rates a whole .25 on the Kevin Scale and a 1.5 on the Klainedex for good coats. Thanks again to our sound engineer...

We've been looking for you forever. We should practice. We thought we were. We think it's adorable. We think you're adorable. *ahem* Anyway. That's right, this week is S2E16, "Original Song." The New Directions take original songs (see what they did there, with the title of the episode? genius) to Regionals while Quinn's entirely storyline...uh...sucks. Also, a bird dies. Nothing else happens. Except for the best kiss in all of the Glee's history. This episode rates an astounding 0 on the Kevi...

This week we're talking S2E15, "Sexy." Holly Holliday returns to McKinley and discovers that the Glee Club is woefully undereducated about sex. We also discuss Emma and asexuality, and of course, Blaine talking to Papa Burt about Kurt. Because he wants to bone. You know what's next though right? "Original Song." This episode rates a paltry .5 on the Kevin Scale and a solid 6 on the Klainedex. Available now wherever you get your podcasts. Check out our PATREON for perks and rewards. Like exclus...

This week's episode is S2E14, "Blame It On the Alcohol." McKinley is under the throes of a teenage drinking crisis and the Glee Club is there to solve it with the power of K Dollar Sign Ah. Blaine might be bisexual and poor Papa Burt has to deal with his son bringing a boy home for the first time. Sort of. This episode rates a 2.5 on the Kevin Scale and a middle of the road 5 on the Klainedex. Available now wherever you get your podcasts. Check out our PATREON for perks and rewards. Like exclu...

Don't call it a comeback. This week's episode is S2E13, "Comeback." Don't remember it? Neither did we. And we just watched it. Sue has a new plan to destroy the Glee club and Brit becomes a fashion icon. That's...about it. The sweaters are cute though. This episode rates a 2.5 on the Kevin Scale and sadly, the Klainedex is straight up nonexistent this week. Available now wherever you get your podcasts. Check out our PATREON for perks and rewards. Like exclusive mini-episodes! Theme song by W...

We need to talk about the pink sunnies. This week's episode is S2E12, "Silly Love Songs." It's Valentine's Day at McKinley High and the New Directions are celebrating with those classic emotions of jealousy, infidelity, and mono. Over at Dalton, Kurt has Feelings for Blaine (duh), but Blaine has Feelings for a Junior Manager at the GAP (dang). This episode rates a 3 on the Kevin Scale and a whopping 7 on the Klainedex. Available now wherever you get your podcasts. We also now have a Patreon! ...

This week's episode is S2E11, "The Sue Sylvester Shuffle." The McKinley High football team and the New Directions have to band together for a one-night-only Superbowl half-time performance extravaganza. Also, Blaine loves football and Kurt loves scarves. Now talk at us while we podcast. This episode rates a 2.5 on the Kevin Scale and a 4 on the Klainedex. Available now wherever you get your podcasts. Theme song by Wishonmusic We also now have a Patreon! Check us out for perks and rewards! --...