Glee on the Rocks: S5E10 - Gleeo

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You're listening to Glee on the
Rocks and it's too late to back

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out now.
Hello, welcome to Glee on the

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Rocks, a Phantom on the Rocks
podcast.

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I'm Emily.
I'm Bee.

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And I'm Allison.
And this is our trio for today's

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Trio episode.
Yeah, we did it.

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Hooray, love.
That.

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This is Season 5 Episode 10.
Trio.

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Tina, Blaine and Sam hold a
senior lock in at school, but

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Becky joins in.
Meanwhile, Kurt has problems

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with the band because of Rachel
and Santana's fight.

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This episode aired March 4th.
I wrote 2024, which clearly

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cannot be true.
So let's say that it was 2014.

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That sounds right.
Probably right, yeah.

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But sounds accurate.
Welcome to another episode of

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Glee.
I felt genuine joy watching this

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episode, not the whole time.
Don't get it?

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Not half the episode.
There were moments of joy and

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that felt really good.
That felt good, very nice.

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See, I feel the opposite way.
I was, I don't like even the

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episodes that you guys were
like, these are terrible.

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I was like, yeah, but it's Glee.
But in this one I just I was let

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down from the beginning and they
were like, God have I hated Glee

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this whole time with this.
What?

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Why did this?
Change rebalancing the universe

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like we can't all be happy and.
Not all the time.

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Like we got to even it out.
You you didn't enjoy an entire

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episode about Will Shuster
knocking someone up.

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You know what?
It.

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Was a choice and as always, Sue,
Sylvester, Carrie be through the

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moment.
But like, come on, guys.

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It.
Was.

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Graphic.
I hated it.

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I did not remember this being
that graphic of of that.

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Yeah, I I definitely didn't
watch this episode when it

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aired, and I'm just going to
keep saying this apparently for

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the whole back half of season 5.
But I was just delighted and

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disgusted in turn every time
things kept happening.

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It's it's one of those like
stuff just happens, like OK guys

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won't.
Stop happening.

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I-1 Mr. Shuser attempting to
teach history and the Donner

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Party.
I was like, OK fine, but Emma

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Pillsbury actually busting into
a classroom to be like, it's

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time to fuck now in the
bathroom.

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Yes.
No.

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So OK, I'm watching this episode
right?

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And Will Shuster's teaching
about the daughter party and my

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notes, my notes literally read.
And Emma grabbing him out of

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class like they're about to go
fuck in a closet 'cause she's

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ovulating.
Oh my God.

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And then next line, all caps.
Oh my God, is that what actually

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happened?
Yes, because it was telegraphed

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so clearly as a woman who is
ovulating and is like, we gotta

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fuck right now and I'm like,
there's no way they're gonna do

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that.
They're gonna spit it off into

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something.
Nope.

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Nope.
Nope.

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No, it was not like a joke.
That was like reality.

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Horrifying.
Did Becky walk through on them?

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What like they, they threw So
season one, season 2 early

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season 3, Becky still lives in
my heart.

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They just could not stop
throwing her under the bus.

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Around every corner there was a
bus to throw Becky under and I

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was.
I'm just, I'm still so upset

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about it.
It's the bus from Teen Wolf that

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everyone dies in.
Right, that's the one.

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She's been through enough, leave
Becky alone.

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What the fuck is this?
Leave Becky alone.

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At sue like retching at the
thought of Mr. Shu raw dogging

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was me this whole episode.
Oh God, why I felt it.

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Will is in his 30s.
I'm of a similar age range like.

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Yeah.
That's not how I want.

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My clock is ticking now and
don't worry guys, thank God that

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they get pregnant in this
episode so we never have to hear

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about this again.
It's like what done?

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Thank fuck.
Which is a whole problem I have

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at the end of this episode,
which I guess we can just skip

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right to so we don't have to
talk about it ever again.

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They go through this whole thing
of her not being able to get

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pregnant.
And then at the end there's this

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whole thing about you just need
to relax and you just have to

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stop trying to make it happen so
hard.

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Just let it.
Let it.

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Flow and at the end he's like
clearing out the the craft room

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at their apartment and turning
it into a nursery.

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And then I guess they have sex
again and she gets pregnant.

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What is the time frame of this
episode that she takes multiple

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pregnancy tests, goes to the
doctor to confirm it, I guess

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has multiple periods to go
through multiple pregnancy

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tests?
Like what is what is the time

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frame?
How how this this has to happen

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over several months for her to
have multiple periods to confirm

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she's not pregnant?
She never said she got her

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period.
So you just said she had a

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negative pregnancy test, right?
So she's just peeing on a stick

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every two days, that's how.
It works so like I'm sitting I

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shouldn't be.
That early.

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But you can't.
That's The thing is I'm sitting

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here and she's like really sad
that her tests are like, ma'am,

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friend, it's been like a day.
Did you?

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Just have sex and are peeing on
a stick.

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I'm doing you should pee after
vaginal intercourse because you

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know it reduces the risk of
infection.

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But like stop it.
Stop it.

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Well, it's like, no wonder
you're so bummed you thought you

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were going to get pregnant in
like 24 hours.

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Like, that's not how that works.
You can Google that Emma, Just

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like read a book.
Read a pamphlet, a pamphlet, a

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pamphlet.
What is happening?

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I love it.
So really, really, it only took

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her a month.
No, I think it was like 2 weeks

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because like from ovulation to
getting your period is like 2

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weeks and you can know you're
pregnant five days before you

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miss your period, right?
Yeah, you can.

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From ovulation to knowing you're
pregnant can theoretically be

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like, I don't know, 10 days.
So we can have episode is like

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10 days.
How long were they actually

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trying for her to be like, it's
never gonna happen, like a

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month.
What are we doing here?

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Oh my God.
Oh my God.

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I'm so stressed out.
I'll never get pregnant.

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How long have you been trying?
Four days Like like.

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That's what it felt like.
It was so odd.

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Once again, Glee riders have
never been to a school met a

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woman.
They've never been pregnant.

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It's not a one of them.
They've never looked at a

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pregnancy test I.
Read a book.

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Which end do you pee on?
Don't you just dip it in?

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Little dipstick.
No, there was too much talk

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about penis and emissions and
like, oh.

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Yeah, it was.
It was too much.

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This is a gay man driven
storyline easily.

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I'm glad we got that out of the
way first because I didn't want

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to have to think about this the
entire episode.

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Although the one, the one piece
I do want to bring up is that

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they, for all the things that
Emma has forgotten about since

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becoming legally attached to
William Shuster for reasons

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unbeknownst to me, she's
forgotten about her job, about

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all of her pamphlets, about the
way that she lives her life, but

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she has not forgotten about her
beautiful vintage night dresses.

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She has not.
They are gorgeous.

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And so she rocks up in, in her
like in her very old, very

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elegant, like yellow, Canary
yellow and lace nightgown.

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And I'm like, you know what?
That's right, Emma.

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That is a thing that you used to
love, that you still love.

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Good job.
Maybe that's why it took so long

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to get pregnant, is that the
little swimmers were like, oh,

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no, thank you.
Oh.

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I don't know.
Grandma's back in the day were

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having like 12 and 15 kids.
They were.

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I'm about.
To write.

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Downs.
Did the job.

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I don't even know what duet they
sang because I just fast

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forwarded right through it so.
It was a song called Danny's

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Song, and I fast forwarded
through it as well and I was

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like, no, thank you, let's cut
this episode down.

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I listened to it.
I've never heard it before.

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I How do you?
Feel now after hearing.

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It a little sad that I didn't
know that fast forwarding was an

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option.
In this House, we Fast forward

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through women duets and Rachel
solos that have no bearing on

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the plot that is always allowed.
And I needed that confirmation

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before I watched this episode.
That's. 3 1/2 minutes out of an

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episode, you're.
Just like I watched Rachel Berry

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sing too much in this episode.
You really did if you didn't

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know that was an option.
I didn't know that was an

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option.
I'm.

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So sorry.
All right, I'll know better for

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next time you.
Will.

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OK are we transitioning to New
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Because the rock song for
Rachel.

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I kind of.
Liked it?

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Barracuda rock more often?
Should Lea Michele sing rock?

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I mean, I would prefer that to
Broadway I.

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Think it, I think it fits her
definitely more than Pop.

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I think Broadway definitely more
than Pop, way more than pop if

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we got.
Yeah, yeah.

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So she is over in New York in
doing her own rehearsal for

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Funny Girl, which is no.
No.

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I wrote down.
To ask you this, Emily, she's

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like, I need to sing full out on
my days off to like stay in

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competition with Santana.
No good.

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That's not great.
There's a reason people do vocal

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rest.
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And also what are what if she's
doing it wrong and there's no

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one there to tell her to stop?
Like there's a reason you do

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rehearsal with the full company?
Like what if she's just doing it

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not the way the director wants
her to do, and then she rolls up

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to full rehearsal and she's half
a note off or her cadence is

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wrong and they're like, what the
fuck are you doing?

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You don't rehearse without the
company.

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Like, sure, you can do your shit
at home and like run your lines

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and whatever, but you're not
doing a full band rehearsal.

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They're.
Way to Barry, I know better than

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you.
Right, they're not the band for

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the show like it was.
So it was just, you know,

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another thinly veiled Glee thing
to like, have a full band for

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her and Elliot to sing
Barracuda, which them singing

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Barracuda in itself I'm not mad
at.

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The.
Context around it, the having

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the full band and singing on her
days off.

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I just was like, the Glee riders
have no idea how the world works

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you.
Know, and like, you could have

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just flipped it.
He could have been doing

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rehearsal on his own with a full
band and she ran into him.

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That would have made more sense.
Would have made a lot more

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sense.
Like.

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He would have a rock band with
him at all times of.

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Course.
These are my these are my

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friends down from Scranton.
Right, like there's Scranton,

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PA. 911 Scranton.
Dude, don't get me started.

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OK?
We'll talk about it later.

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So yeah, he Elliot, like, shows
up like a little errand boy with

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her clothes and tea because
she's ingratiated herself into

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his life after getting kicked
out, even though she's like,

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they kicked me out.
Like bitch, you left.

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She.
Left.

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You stormed out like a little
girl.

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She's so manipulative, so
manipulative.

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And then her like, I have a new
best gay and he's like, I hate

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that term.
What do you mean?

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It's so funny.
Like shut up.

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This is why I hate you so much
in these seasons.

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Get out, go away, get out like.
Standing up to her and at the

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same time acquiescing to her.
And I'm like, he's so confused.

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He's so in her, in her laser
beam, like get, get out.

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I do appreciate that by the end
he's like get fucked, yeah.

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But yeah, I, I the song is good.
I will give them that.

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Yeah, Barracuda.
It has no context in the show.

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Not at all, just fun.
Just showing off Adam Lambert's.

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Voice.
Totally.

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I wonder if he just had that in
his back pocket and was like,

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hey, I really like this song,
can we perform it?

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Which, OK, great.
This is why they had put Adam

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Lambert on this show to just
sing rock songs like the God he

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is and look cute and.
He's so cute.

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He's so cute.
In the trivia on the

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theglee.fandom.com wiki, it said
that they were supposed to sing

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Vision of Love by Mariah Carey,
and then it changed to Barracuda

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for reasons unknown.
Well, then I think you're

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totally right, Emily.
He was just like.

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And the source of that gleek out
Brazil our.

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Old friends Ryan Murphy in
disguise.

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Ryan Murphy in disguise.
I love you walking, walking,

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walking.
Which, OK, real quick, Joaquin

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is the was the DP on 911 for
seven seasons.

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Which is why his why.
Which is why we now pay

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reference again to Joaquin.
So the the Ryan Murphy Extended

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Universe.
I forgot, yeah, it's a Ryan

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Murphy show.
Were you guys?

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Is he as active on Twitter
saying things about the show as

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he was on Glee?
No.

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God damn it, that was the best.
He is not, was he?

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Used to give us all kinds of
tea.

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I know.
Well, we're actively, I mean,

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not like on social begging him
to come talk to us, but we're

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always begging for him to talk
telepathically begging, Yeah,

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because like, just tell us what
life is like.

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What you up to, bro?
But yeah, he is not the DP in

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season 8.
I know.

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He moved on to something
different, something better.

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I don't know.
I should go look.

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We should do the research.
We should ask him.

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Let us know, buddy.
Anyway, so I guess we can stay

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with the New York sitch, which
is that Rachel and Santana

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continue to be angry at each
other and Elliot is caught in

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between of that little trio.
I guess I did love the little

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scene of Santana in the loft
messing with her weave in front

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of her yeast to stat poster.
For a hot minute I thought it

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was going to be a bump it.
It did look like a bump it.

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It did give bump it.
Yeah.

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Mm, hmm.
But but I love that's her like

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seditious plan against Rachel.
She's like I'm gonna have

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thicker hair than her.
Mm hmm.

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And it you know what in in
showbiz it would work.

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Yeah.
Absolutely no one in show

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business has their real hair
anyway, so.

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Oh no, none of them.
Like any, any woman that you see

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on a red carpet or in an
interview or in a photo shoot,

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that's not their hair.
So like if you feel bad about

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yourself, that's not their hair.
It's not it it, it's like half

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their hair at best, if at all.
Best.

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At best.
So like, don't feel bad.

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Yeah, at best it's extensions
and layers at, you know, their

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most extreme.
It's a wig.

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It's, you know, $1000 worth of
weave.

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Like it's, it's, it's, it's done
up on purpose.

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It's, it's not accidental.
It's not coming out of their

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head like.
And those dudes are out there

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getting their hairlines brought
forward.

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Don't worry.
It's like it's.

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Cool.
Oh yeah, they're using Rogaine

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on their beards.
They're.

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Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, that's real.

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Turkish hairlines.
Yeah.

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But yeah, Santana, yeah, she's
going to psych out Rachel to

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take Fanny Rice from her.
What?

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I You go, girl.
You go, girl.

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What I didn't like in this is
calling Rachel a chunky little

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butterball sophomore year
because it is objectively false.

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Correct.
Is she annoying and egotistical

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and self-centered?
Yeah.

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Was she overweight?
No.

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She changed not at all.
What did they were talking

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about?
Like she.

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She's 5 foot nothing and barely
any weight at all.

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So like, let's be realistic
here.

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Let's let's not throw in body
image issues that just are

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patently false.
So I did not care for that.

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Yeah, I must heard that and
thought she was saying like in

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middle school or something.
Like everybody's like awkward

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phase.
Like I don't know what she was

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saying.
Fucking Glee.

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Like praying on the insecurities
of their actors.

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Fuck.
That.

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And like, for a hot minute, I
couldn't figure out if they were

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just like, being unnecessarily
cruel or if this was a point

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where they just showed us that
they haven't actually watched

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their own show.
Who knows?

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Like Buddy Broski, did you watch
season 1?

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Are you familiar with 10th grade
Rachel Berry?

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Because I am.
I think it's just that calling

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someone's fat is easy.
Yeah, it is.

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It's easy.
It's an easy joke and it's not

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funny.
And it made Santana, who for me

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is the best part of this
episode, bar none, just a little

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less fun to watch it.
There's I hate that when they do

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that for Santana, like her jokes
are spot on and funny, even if

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they're a little mean.
You're like, OK, but it is

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funny.
And then she says one thing and

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you're like, God damn it, it's
too far.

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It's too far.
Yeah, annoying.

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But I I do appreciate her lying
to Elliot about, you know, OK,

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Barry thinks, you know, you
think you're her friend until

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the second you want the same
thing as her and she turns on

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you.
Because that is true.

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That's Santana.
That's her relationship with

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Kurt.
It would have been her

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relationship with Blaine if
Blaine had stayed a senior,

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right?
Even hadn't been dropped down to

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junior Even.
With Finn.

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And Finn.
Like.

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Yeah, as soon as she thinks
you're on equal footing or

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wanting to be, she flips on you.
And it would be OK if the show

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didn't try to treat her as the
the shining light and and

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perfect like.
Rachel Berry should make That's

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one of the reasons I miss season
1 Rachel Berry is because season

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1 Rachel Berry knew what she
wanted and knew would go after

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it and didn't care who was in
her way, didn't care about what

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they thought of her.
She was going to she was going

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to do this and it was going to
be great and she was going to be

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great.
She was flawed and fine.

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And she was great.
She was so much fun to watch.

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You rooted for her even when she
was a monster, Like she was

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interesting, she was funny.
And then all of a sudden they're

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like, oh, but she's a precious
baby.

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Oh, but now she's going to,
she's going to lose the thing

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that she like.
No, if she's a if she's a

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ruthless go getter, let her be
go.

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Don't, don't, don't, you know,
step around it like let her.

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Let her.
She doesn't have to be like

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Michelle can't be likeable.
She's never been likeable Me.

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And Michelle can't be the bad
guy of the show.

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I feel like if you watch the
show.

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I mean, we know.
Yes, because Elliot mentions

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that Rachel's moving in with him
and Santana's like oh you need

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money.
Auntie Snicks can help with

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that.
Yep.

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Auntie Snicks Auntie Snicks.
I love the.

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Antenna have money to pay Elliot
to run my Twitter.

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From East's dad I guess.
Well no, because she got paid in

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in East to stat.
Yeah, in East.

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To stat the commercial.
Contract properly.

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East to stat that keeps on
giving.

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Yep.
Yeah.

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So they're gonna they head over
to Spotlight.

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Rachel's running late, which is
really just so that she can walk

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in to see Santana and Elliot
running lines together for

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Fanny, Bryce and her.
Section she has to serve them.

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Amazing.
She has to serve them.

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Yeah, they did that on purpose,
which is incredible.

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Kurt is just there in the
background, which he kind of is

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the whole show.
Thank God he showed up because I

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was like is there no Kurt in
this episode?

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I genuinely this is like halfway
through or more I think this is.

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When he's like deep in the
writing of his books and he was

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just like, I don't need to be
here.

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No.
He's like, I'm good, thank you.

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I don't need the screen time.
I love that there's a parallel

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between like Curt and Blaine in
this episode though.

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Like they're both like in the
middle of their trio being like

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what the fuck's happening with
you?

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What?
What is this and I hate it.

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Thank you.
Yeah, you 2 are over here losing

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your minds and I'm just over
here.

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Yeah, cool.
And the whole point of the scene

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is to get them to perform Gloria
because there's a customer named

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Gloria who wants them to sing
Gloria.

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It's fun.
I like it.

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Great song.
Yeah, great song.

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I I really liked this.
I really, really liked this.

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And am I biased because it's
Santana?

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I sure am.
Oh, absolutely.

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But it was so good.
This was a great just like

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performance to Yeah, for real.
Santana's like facial

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expressions and hand gestures
throughout it were real fun.

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The camera work was pretty good.
I don't think anyone in the

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diner got served for four
minutes because it looked like

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everyone was participating.
Oh, they were.

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Serving just now.
I really appreciated that it

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looked like a like a season 1
like show man's number, like

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Jesse Saint James was gonna like
pop out of the front awesome.

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Like it was very, it was very
show choir where like all the

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actors like got up on stage,
like OK.

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Yeah, the only beef I have with
it is that neither Santana nor

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Elliot were on the clock.
Like they just did this for

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free.
They did.

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Maybe they get welcome, yeah.
Hope they got the tip share.

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Yeah, well, maybe they.
Well, Santana was in her outfit

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though, so maybe she.
Was before she stood up.

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She was like, I'm not on the
clock.

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But that's right, she did.
Yeah, because I was like, why

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are you there in your uniform?
I don't know.

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Don't work maybe.
Maybe she worked in early shift?

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Yeah, maybe that was it.
But Elliott is like, I'm not

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going to pick sides and he quits
the band until they all figure

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their shit out.
Which is that was the right

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approach.
He was like, yeah, protest, quit

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getting together.
I barely know you people.

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Yep, and I don't even know you
guys.

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Which is legit.
I just wanted to sing in the

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band and you're making it weird.
Weird enough that Kurt also

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quits the bands.
He.

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Doesn't want to mediate between
Rachel and Santana so he just

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straight up cancels Pamela
Lansbury and makes a new band

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with Elliot and Danny called 13
Hill.

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Love this so much.
Yeah, and they already have a

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gig of callbacks because they
just took Pamela Lansbury's

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spot, which is real smooth.
And I love that they have a

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completely different thing, like
they're a.

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Jazzy person.
That was so weird.

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It was.
Like when they started singing,

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I was like, what is this music?
Yeah.

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Like they're yeah, it's jazzy.
They're doing The Supremes, The

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Happening.
Like it.

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The audience was really into it.
They share the lead vocals they

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do.
Hannah and Rachel would never

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let them do it, felt like.
Well, that was, you know,

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clearly the plot point was to be
like, look how this trio can

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perform together.
Also big love to Danny and her

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tailored suit and her blue hair.
Yes.

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Big, big props.
I can't.

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Say.
That I know anything at all

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about Demi Lovato other than
apparently she believes in

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aliens.
Fair.

456
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,880
OK y'all.
Sidebar, please go watch Demi's

457
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,120
documentaries because it's
amazing.

458
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,200
Dancing with the Devil was crazy
real good.

459
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,200
Yeah, well, you know, Demi
Lovato, like overdosed and

460
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:56,920
almost.
Died.

461
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,160
I did know.
That, yeah.

462
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,240
And so, yeah, the whole
documentary is around like what

463
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,800
happened before that, during
that, after that, it's crazy.

464
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:07,400
It's very good.
I only bring it up because like,

465
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,400
I don't really know any of her
music, but listening to her sing

466
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:14,520
on the show I'm like, I dig it.
I forget I'm like significantly

467
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,080
younger than you until times
like these.

468
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:19,720
I'm like, Demi was the Disney
Channel queen for a little bit.

469
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,120
Listen, I never watched the
Disney Channel because I'm old.

470
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,520
I did watch the Disney Channel
but it was in the pre Demi

471
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:30,000
Lovato days.
Well, go watch Camp Rock and get

472
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,320
back to me, OK?
Yeah, I mean, I under I get the

473
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:38,720
the Camp Rock joke of them like
marching down the whatever with

474
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,560
the Camp Rock.
Like I get that all because I've

475
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,520
seen the clip.
That's Camp Rock, too, and it's

476
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,040
not as good.
I have.

477
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,320
I have not seen either film.
Let's do let's Oh my God, wait.

478
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,600
Neither.
You have seen neither film, No.

479
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,600
OK, B, I'm old as fuck.
No, no.

480
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,120
No, and I just don't care.
I'm so.

481
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,160
Excited we can add this to our
mini episodes list.

482
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,280
I have a feeling there's an
audience for this.

483
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,560
We could watch it and talk about
it cause have you guys, have you

484
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,280
guys seen High School Musical?
All of.

485
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,760
This.
I have seen the first one I have

486
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,000
not.
I've seen clips of the second

487
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,240
one and I have not seen the 1st.
One I've seen High School

488
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,040
Musical.
Too, I have never seen High

489
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,360
School Musical.
You guys, this is the best.

490
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,040
OK, sidebar on a sidebar on a
sidebar.

491
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,840
Hold on.
So my biggest beef with high

492
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,360
school music?
Oh my God, please tell me who's

493
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:27,400
your beef?
So my biggest beef with High

494
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:31,000
School Musical is that it is set
in my hometown of Albuquerque,

495
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:36,400
NM, Right, Right.
And so there's a scene in High

496
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,840
School Musical, the first one,
where they're up on the rooftop,

497
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,040
yes, doing something, being
stupid, being high school.

498
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,440
And you look out at the Vista
and there's mountains in the

499
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:52,120
background.
And it's very, very important to

500
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:57,040
note that in Albuquerque, we
have a big mountain range.

501
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,440
So if you were in, like, a high
school in Albuquerque, on the

502
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:05,200
roof, you would see like, either
the Sandias or the Manzano's.

503
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,560
We have mountain ranges that
surround the valley of the town.

504
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,240
And I remember watching that
movie and going, isn't this

505
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,360
movie set in Albuquerque?
It's like, yeah, it's like,

506
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:19,000
those aren't my mountains.
Why are they not my mountains?

507
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,280
So I got on my little clickety,
clackety desktop computer.

508
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,640
Turns out it was shot in Utah.
Rude.

509
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,680
And I'm like, what kind of post
production bullshit?

510
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,680
Who?
Who dropped the ball so bad

511
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,680
that?
What the hell?

512
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,200
You decided in a town who was
defined by its mountains to do a

513
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,400
mountain shot and have them be
the wrong mountains.

514
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,680
It's my biggest fucking beef.
It's my biggest beef with that

515
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,360
movie, that.
Makes sense, I don't.

516
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,760
I don't care that Zac Efron
doesn't sing.

517
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:54,240
I don't care that nobody in my
house but me understands.

518
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:58,920
We're soaring, flying, but the
fact that it's the wrong

519
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,200
mountains grinds my gears to
this day.

520
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,320
Wow that makes total sense to
me.

521
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,320
I'm so sorry.
That's traumatic, honestly.

522
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,360
Thank you.
Thank you.

523
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,360
That's rough.
Because like you get attached to

524
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,440
your mountains.
Like, yeah, well, they wouldn't

525
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,880
have understood that those are
from people in a no mountain

526
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,400
place.
Wow you guys, this is I'm

527
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,720
learning so much right now.
So Glee, right?

528
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,400
Right, right, right, right,
right, right.

529
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:27,360
OK, so there's a scene back at
the loft where Rachel is digging

530
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:30,000
through her old drawer to find a
scented candle because Elliot's

531
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,280
cooking has smells.
I didn't like this.

532
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,720
I thought this was, I don't
know, somehow racist.

533
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:36,760
Yeah.
The human Curry.

534
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,040
Felt racist.
It felt racist, but it was

535
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:39,920
gross.
Yeah, Curry.

536
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,160
And I was like okay, so it
smells good.

537
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,160
I don't what we talking about
here.

538
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,160
Yeah, he's cooking with.
He's cooking with spices.

539
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,520
Are you talking with?
Something more than salt and

540
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,560
pepper.
Like what's the problem?

541
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,360
And also.
Delicious.

542
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,200
So that meant that Rachel needed
to go gay her scented candle,

543
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,840
which was in Santana's underwear
drawer, and Santana didn't

544
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,200
realize that there were candles.
Would she put her underwear in

545
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,440
the drawer?
I mean that I could, I could

546
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,760
maybe see that from so you can.
See that It's just like Pervis

547
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:09,800
is so.
Thin they're just trying to get

548
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,560
them talking and gun out of.
There they are just trying to

549
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,800
get and there were other ways to
do that honestly, they.

550
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,760
Just wanted to say crotchless
panties.

551
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,400
She really did.
Yeah.

552
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,920
I feel like there's a gap
somewhere.

553
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaking of crotchless panties.
I I.

554
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,920
Feel like somewhere along the
line Rachel Berry needed to

555
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:33,680
learn what crotchless panties
were and I just can't figure out

556
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,320
a a place in the timeline where
she would have learned that

557
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,160
that.
Is a really good point.

558
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,680
Yeah.
Like at some point this girl

559
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,560
would have had Emma.
She's like canonically like 19

560
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:45,880
right now.
She does not know what

561
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,320
crotchless panties are.
You're so.

562
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:54,200
Was it Brody like did he do like
a like a SEX1O11O2 like with her

563
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:59,000
like I but it it just it it it
it bumped me.

564
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,760
Yeah.
It bumped me.

565
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,000
I can see that.
It's like, don't yuck, don't

566
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,480
yuck, don't yuck her Yum.
Rachel Berry, stop it.

567
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,200
That's very true.
I did kind of.

568
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,640
I wish they well.
They're never going to delve

569
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,680
deeper into anything on the show
because it's Glee.

570
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,120
But they mentioned that Santana
was her.

571
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,040
Rachel mentions that Santana is
like her only girlfriend in New

572
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,680
York and was like yeah, because
you're a bitch.

573
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,120
Correct.
Like of course you have no other

574
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,800
friends.
You suck.

575
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,120
And she doesn't give anybody
else the time of day.

576
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:30,280
She knows like you power playing
with everybody.

577
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,760
She's either power player to or
inferior to everyone she meets.

578
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:38,000
You can't handle anybody at any
time ever, of course.

579
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,400
And like, oh, Quinn lives an
hour away and nobody has called

580
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,080
her.
You can take the fucking train

581
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:49,040
to see her at any time.
And like, they start going, they

582
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,640
start going through like the
people that they were in high

583
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,520
school with.
I was like, you were an absolute

584
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:56,760
terror to Mercedes.
You wouldn't give Tina the time

585
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,440
of day.
You, like, wouldn't let her

586
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,640
speak.
Yeah, like I like what?

587
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:07,400
No, you, you.
You sent Sunshine Corazon off.

588
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,600
To.
Get, you know, destroyed.

589
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,160
You didn't even look at Lorenz
Ises.

590
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,200
Like you've never been friends
with Becky.

591
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,120
Like you had chances, girl.
Several.

592
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,160
We haven't forgotten.
We don't talk to me about my

593
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,680
girl Lorenz Ises.
OK, I will defend Lorenz Ises.

594
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,320
Did she make good choices?
No.

595
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,320
Did I enjoy her on my screen?
I sure did.

596
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,480
So I just, yeah, hurt.
These are the things you're

597
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,680
like, someone needs to tell them
that they suck and no one ever

598
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,160
does or, but not with any
lasting impact.

599
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,960
They never learn.
Because I feel like Kurt has

600
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,640
brought it up a number of times
that it's like you're incredibly

601
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,200
abrasive and toxic and like
nobody wants to be around you.

602
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,320
And then she feels bad about it
for like a day and then it's

603
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,960
abrasive and toxic.
And and then that's it.

604
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,680
So I guess that's the end of New
York until like the last song

605
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,760
because they're they participate
in the last song.

606
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,400
Yeah.
Do we have to go back to

607
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,600
McKinley?
We do.

608
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:09,960
It's a senior.
Well, OK, out of nowhere, Sam,

609
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,640
Blaine and Tina do jump and jump
in by Destiny's Child.

610
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,640
I hit the ceiling when this
happened.

611
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,560
I was so excited.
This is one of my fave songs

612
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,240
like ever.
And it hardly is.

613
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,200
Back to the Warblers doing
bills, bills, bills.

614
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:46,000
It does they.
Were so fun and Blaine was so

615
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,880
cute and he was a cute God.
Deserves to be the Beyoncé for

616
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,040
once in her goddamn life.
Correct.

617
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,120
I loved it.
I was the Glee club.

618
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,040
Like Bebop in the background.
Like egging them on.

619
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,800
My only complaint about the song
was Blaine putting on more hair

620
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,760
gel in his locker.
And I was like, put it down.

621
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,920
I can see your.
Hair gel.

622
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,920
I can see your scalp, stop it.
Mostly just made me want to play

623
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:12,840
the record bald.
This is such a good song out of

624
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,960
Dash News child.
Like I know they have other

625
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,760
hits, but this is the one that
when it came on in like middle

626
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,680
school, you're like, yes.
Yes, this is the one that gets

627
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:25,320
the middle school dance floor.
That's the one exactly, Yes.

628
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,600
Yeah, I'll probably listen to
this.

629
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,640
Yeah, yeah, this is this is a
banging song.

630
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,360
Although she was like, I don't
think it's good enough for

631
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,320
National.
Like it's a week away.

632
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,080
Where is your set list, you
piece of shit?

633
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:36,840
What?
Are you?

634
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,960
So again, parking back to the
WEMA timeline?

635
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,480
Nationals is in a week.
You get pregnant in a week.

636
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:49,800
I I, I I.
I didn't he say, well I don't

637
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,000
know if I'm being fair or not.
Did he say Nationals was in a

638
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,560
week at the beginning of the
episode or at the end?

639
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,200
Because I know it says end of
the episode.

640
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,800
He says it at the end of the
episode.

641
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,600
The the beginning of the episode
could have been X number of

642
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,360
time, who knows?
Sure.

643
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:09,280
Yeah, but like, isn't the time
between like Sue getting no

644
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:14,200
between then like approving the
senior lock in and then

645
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,320
disapproving the senior lock in
and then then breaking in

646
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,960
anyway?
Like, isn't that all like 123?

647
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,000
No, no, you're right.
Like it's two.

648
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,720
This is this is what Glee's
issue with every episode.

649
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,120
Like they have no concept of
time.

650
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,680
They're just going to make it
up.

651
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,120
But it's also the issue with
every Ryan Murphy show ever.

652
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,840
It's true story, it's not
grounded in reality.

653
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,840
It's really not.
You know, you can suspend a lot

654
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,400
of disbelief with Glee.
Of course you can.

655
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,800
There's fantasy sequences every
episode.

656
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,240
Like, what happens?
But like, could we at least keep

657
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,000
one thing?
This is one the concept of time,

658
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,560
just the the mere concept of
time.

659
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:57,360
Sidebar, the fella and I are
watching 24 right now and if

660
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:01,400
you've never seen 24, the
concept is that a single season

661
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,400
is 24 episodes and that
everything happens in real time.

662
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,000
And so like you start the pilot
at midnight and then you start

663
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,520
the clock.
So throughout the episode, like

664
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,320
on commercial breaks, it shows
you what time it is.

665
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:22,040
It's like it's 1217, it's 1234.
And so they have no choice but

666
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,040
to be very specific about the
time.

667
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,840
Does it always work?
No.

668
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,440
Do sometimes people get places
faster or slower than they?

669
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:33,560
Yes.
But like they don't they you

670
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,480
can't become pregnant in well,
you can't figure out that you're

671
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:40,640
pregnant in like 30 minutes.
You can become pregnant in 30

672
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:44,920
minutes, but I really appreciate
that they stick to a timeline

673
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:49,480
because Glee doesn't know how.
The two ends of the spectrum. 2

674
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,440
story, 4 on one side of Glee on
the other.

675
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,640
So frustrating.
It was also frustrating for them

676
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:59,080
to be like, oh, Blaine, Sam and
Tina had never performed

677
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,920
together as a trio.
It was, you know, like.

678
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,360
I feel like that's got to be
objectively false.

679
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:09,239
I don't think it is.
They just neglected to do it.

680
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,440
Yeah.
This is also the time of Delia

681
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,960
Street, right?
And so like they, Yeah, they

682
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,920
just never gave Tina her do.
No, they did it.

683
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,199
Several numbers with like the
three of them kind of maning I

684
00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:25,199
think, but not like truly by
themselves.

685
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,960
But what was extra frustrating
is who cares if they've never

686
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,440
done trio?
Why'd they freeze out already

687
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,560
like that?
He didn't.

688
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,679
Deserve that.
I did not understand that at

689
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,239
all.
Like they just.

690
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,080
So.
They're they're having this

691
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,480
whole conversation about like,
high school friendships don't

692
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,199
last.
And the seniors are departing

693
00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:43,840
soon.
And Tina burst out into tears

694
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:47,120
and because she cries this
entire episode and they hug and

695
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,199
already kind of rolls up and
Blaine just straight pushes him

696
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:51,719
away as like, no, you had your
turn.

697
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,920
Like what?
Yeah.

698
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,560
Fuck, I did not understand that
at all as Tina continues to cry

699
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:01,320
throughout the episode.
Poor Tina about you know that

700
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,960
these these friendships never
last.

701
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,760
I'm like, you have been in the
trenches with Artie Abrams since

702
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:12,360
day one.
The two of you were original

703
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:16,400
Glee club members singing like
sit down, You're rocking the

704
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,960
Boat.
Like Sam and Blaine were not OK,

705
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,800
no.
And Sam and Blaine were not.

706
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:25,480
Blaine is not even a senior.
He is a super duper senior, OK?

707
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,440
Yeah.
Like why the whole freezing

708
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,320
already out?
Although you know what, if they

709
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,480
didn't make a point of freezing
already out they just wouldn't

710
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,280
talk to him at all.
So like, at least he was in the

711
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,840
plot this way.
Thank God he's still with Kitty.

712
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,240
They mentioned that I was like,
good already deserve something,

713
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,760
already deserve something
bullshit.

714
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,640
It yeah, I I did not understand
that, but yeah.

715
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:52,600
And other than no, I mean like
04 some is better than 3 some

716
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,360
like OK.
I don't think that math was like

717
00:35:55,360 --> 00:36:00,600
25%, like 25% better. 25% of 3
is not.

718
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,280
One.
So I'm not that good at

719
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,560
fractions, but wait 23?
Percent better.

720
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,720
It's better.
It's just better.

721
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,600
So yeah, there's a scene of
Blaine and Sam trying on their

722
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,120
graduation gowns and I was like,
yeah, everyone looks dumb as

723
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,240
shit in their graduation gowns.
And of course Tina starts crying

724
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:24,240
again when she sees them and
calling out that Sam doesn't

725
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:27,520
talk to Pucker Mike anymore.
And maybe because I'm cold

726
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,920
hearted, I was just thinking
like, yeah, high school friends

727
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:33,560
can and should naturally end
like it happens.

728
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,760
It happens.
Like, sorry Tina, but like,

729
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,320
these might not be your best
friends forever.

730
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,240
And I kind of hate that the show
doesn't acknowledge that.

731
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,960
Like they're just like, these
are going to be your best

732
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,080
fucking friends forever and you
will never part from them.

733
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,840
Like, OK, hold on, they might
not be and that's OK.

734
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,920
Like new friendships happen
after high school.

735
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,720
It's OK.
Well, that's a good point

736
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,960
because they bring up like that,
they don't talk to these

737
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:02,720
graduated people anymore, which,
first of all, Glee didn't have

738
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,800
to do that because they've been
back several times.

739
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,080
They did not have to be like off
camera.

740
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,120
By the way, we don't talk to
these people anymore.

741
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,080
Don't expect to ever see them on
the show again.

742
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:14,480
Rude.
Exactly.

743
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,080
You don't need that.
Second of all, what makes your

744
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,520
relationship with Sam and
Blaine?

745
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,680
Different.
I don't.

746
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,720
There isn't anything.
There isn't anything.

747
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,000
You were dating Mike.
Yeah, for years.

748
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,280
He for years.
You spent, you know, what, 8

749
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,880
hours a day together because
you're in high school?

750
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,000
And then you were dating him.
He went off to wherever the fuck

751
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,760
he went, and you just stopped.
What?

752
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,680
How?
Why do you think that'll be

753
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,320
different with these two?
Because reasons.

754
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,560
Because.
Yeah.

755
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,600
And and then Sam declares that
of course it won't, because

756
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,320
he'll send you a vine every
single day.

757
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,720
RIP Vine man.
RIP Vine baby.

758
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,720
That was the social media and we
let it go.

759
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,000
Can we also mention that Blaine
brought up blogs?

760
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Is Blaine a Tumblr?
Princess confirmed.

761
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,920
He is a Tumblr.
Oh 100% he has an aesthetic

762
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:01,880
blog.
You know he does of.

763
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,360
Course he does.
Have you all read all the other

764
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,640
ghosts?
The clean fan?

765
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:10,800
Probably, yes, probably.
And I'd never, I, I, I'd never

766
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,880
finished it.
And so I went and downloaded it

767
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,960
and the sequel and I'm halfway
through the sequel right now or

768
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,360
like a third of the way through
and I love it.

769
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,800
It's so good and.
And it's been years.

770
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,800
Lane is a Tumblr Princess.
Y'all should go back and read

771
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,360
those.
Rain Joy is a gift.

772
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,760
I must have read everything they
wrote I.

773
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,400
Will read anything they write
'cause.

774
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,360
We're both thick, right?
I don't know I I don't even know

775
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,640
what I've been missing.
I'm about to read it all once I

776
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,040
finish.
This.

777
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,240
I'm pretty sure there was a a a
werewolf, but maybe a little.

778
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,560
More I can read that I'm.
Gonna have to go and find this.

779
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,440
I'm sure I did.
I'm sure if it came up on my

780
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,240
Tumblr Princess on my dashboard,
but I'll.

781
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,680
I'll share the the links with
everybody, she wrote

782
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:50,320
specifically on Live Journal,
which was like a little.

783
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,080
She did.
Clumsy to read to me so that was

784
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,600
like a barrier.
But it's OK, I found E pubs

785
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,680
anyways.
You know the Internet.

786
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,320
Support.
Yeah, send them, but.

787
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,960
I was really in my feels about
it this episode because Night

788
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,320
Bird is back and yes.
Night Bird is back.

789
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:09,160
About Curtain, Blaine as
superheroes and Feather, I was

790
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,080
super in my feelings.
The Dark.

791
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,120
Feather.
Yes, I got the dark feathers, I

792
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,880
think.
Perhaps my favorite line of this

793
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:19,840
entire episode.
Yes.

794
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,520
Big props to whoever actually
thought of that and wrote it

795
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:23,200
down.
Good job.

796
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,200
Let's just say it was Darren.
Yeah.

797
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,680
You know what, I'm going to give
him credit for that.

798
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,840
Thank you, Darren.
Thank you.

799
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:33,400
Yes, they decide they want to
stage the 1st annual Senior Lock

800
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,640
In because they think that's
going to be a really cool way to

801
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,200
say goodbye to McKinley.
Two things.

802
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,840
When I was done with high
school, I was fucking done with

803
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,760
high school and I don't need to
say goodbye to it too.

804
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,600
Why do you want to spend more
time in your high school?

805
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,400
Just to like, what do they do?
They just like run down the

806
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,880
hallways.
That's basically it.

807
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:55,480
Like, and if it was going to be
the entire school for this lock

808
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,760
in, right, that was the original
ideas that everyone who wanted

809
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,280
to could spend the night in the
high school.

810
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:05,160
Like you, I don't know, I guess
OK, I I'm probably a curmudgeon,

811
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:09,760
but like that, shouldn't your
senior gathering be somewhere

812
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,480
else?
That's a good point.

813
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:15,680
I mean, we had a senior night.
I didn't go because no thank

814
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:21,600
you, but I feel like ours was on
like a cruise in the sound, like

815
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,640
we people went elsewhere.
I didn't get shit.

816
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,960
At my school we just had prom,
that's it.

817
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,920
I mean, this is Seattle, you
know?

818
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,440
Well you're correct though.
Like who wants to spend more

819
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,640
time in their high school?
Great.

820
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,040
I was so.
I did.

821
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,480
I I did.
I love my high school.

822
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,320
What I.
Do have like cheer in your

823
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,760
heart, I.
Think it's true?

824
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,400
I do.
We have Glee in my heart, Emily.

825
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,480
It's in my heart.
I don't, but I think it was

826
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,520
different Alabama.
So I think I had a different

827
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,720
experience than you did,
Allison.

828
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,520
Yeah, it's real, but what I
didn't want to do was spend time

829
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,720
with my classmates.
Right.

830
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,440
Because all of my friends were
either in the grade above me or

831
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:07,080
the grades below me.
So I didn't have a problem with

832
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,160
like my school in the school
day.

833
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,840
Because, you know, when I was a
senior, I had friends kind of

834
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,080
all the way up through the 9
through 11.

835
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,520
My extracurriculars are really
important to me.

836
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,800
But for me it would be the being
locked in a place for two days

837
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:24,040
with all the people that I was
like in the class of.

838
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,560
That was a little rougher for
me.

839
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:31,360
That was rougher, totally so.
Yeah, I had this whole like a

840
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,640
senior lock in.
I was like.

841
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,000
But the trio decide to do it
anyway.

842
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,280
They're going to break in.
They go into the via the choir

843
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,080
room.
Blaine is Night Bird because his

844
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,440
one last chance to be Night
bird.

845
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,000
Although obviously he and Kurt
can fuck in the outfit anyway,

846
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,520
so like.
You're telling me that a man,

847
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:52,120
this man who built puppet Kurt,
is not going to bring his night

848
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,200
bird costume?
Literally he was like.

849
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,040
Where's he is?
He was like brought.

850
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,920
To join a creepy fetish club.
I'm like no, just like have sex

851
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,440
with your fiance.
Where the time just you can I

852
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,040
mean don't get me wrong, you can
also join a fetish club.

853
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,360
You could do the he.
And start with the mask, right?

854
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,520
Like you start with the mask on
and then you work your way up to

855
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,600
the full outfit to.
See the part?

856
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,960
It's you.
It's a step by step process and

857
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,880
your friends in.
The fetish and consensual will.

858
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,000
Help you save sane and
consensual.

859
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,600
Come on, Blaine, get it
together.

860
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,960
The dark Feather.
You've got this.

861
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,480
So they they sing Don't You
Forget About Me because it's a

862
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,360
whole Breakfast Club thing that
they're doing throughout the

863
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:39,320
school.
Don't you forget about me as you

864
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:47,920
walk on by.
Will you Call My Name as you

865
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:56,440
walk on by?
Will you Call My Name when you

866
00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:04,600
walk away?
They they're like copying shots

867
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:08,240
and scenes from it.
It's apparently again the the

868
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:13,640
trivia from the wiki says that
this was meant to be performed

869
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,400
in Puppet Master.
Oh.

870
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,720
But was cut for unknown reasons.
You're telling me I could have

871
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:23,480
had Puppet Breakfast Club?
Did not.

872
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:26,560
The wiki did not say if puppets
were involved in the original

873
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,680
concept.
They're gonna be involved in my

874
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:34,320
heart, it's gonna be.
Don't you forget Puppet Puppet

875
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,080
for Christmas.
Puppet blade.

876
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,000
I want puppet blade.
I don't know if customs would be

877
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,960
like what the fuck?
Probably.

878
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,720
No, what I think, frankly, if
we're gonna, if we're all gonna

879
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:49,080
just be with our own favorite
Glee characters, it's gonna be

880
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,400
puppet Sebastian for Emily.
Yes.

881
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,920
It's gonna be, it's gonna be
puppet queen for me.

882
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,160
B.
Who is your puppet?

883
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,480
Puppet Kurt, obviously.
Puppet Kurt, Yeah.

884
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,120
OK, I'm into it.
That's a good trio.

885
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,880
Yeah.
Quinn and Sebastian.

886
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,240
That's Kunti.
It's very Kunti actually.

887
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:12,200
What I need is sorry, I'm just
laughing too hard.

888
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:17,960
I need puppet skank Quinn.
Yes, the pintare and the

889
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,080
cigarette.
Perfect.

890
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:23,960
Skank Quinn, Skank Quinn, Skank
Kurt and skank Sebastian.

891
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,720
Damn I.
Love.

892
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,200
Who had its moment of making
everyone skank?

893
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,440
That was great.
God, I loved it.

894
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,880
So much that was a good six
months and that.

895
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,200
Was a good six months we.
Had so many good AUS.

896
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,720
That's where it may be shown.
Yeah, it was.

897
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:38,960
Great in case in case we've lost
you.

898
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,920
We love the Glee fandom, we
really do.

899
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,640
I enlarge.
Okay guys.

900
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,680
Misty colored memories now, or
whatever you know.

901
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:52,000
Like yes, misty color, water
memory, yes.

902
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,640
Whatever the words are, that's.
Water.

903
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,720
Colored.
That's it.

904
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,600
We have some good stuff.
It's some really good stuff.

905
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,640
We're we're looking back fondly
and we're still here.

906
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,200
What's great is we should just
start like reblogging shit from

907
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:03,400
12 years ago, yeah.
Just.

908
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,560
Create that.
Listen, All the Other Ghosts has

909
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,920
a whole subplot about like the
Tumblr fandom of the two

910
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,160
superheroes.
And I'm like, we had some good

911
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,280
fucking times and some bad
times, but like, there were a

912
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,000
lot of good people and we had a
lot of fun.

913
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,920
Remember the ice skating night?
Don't forget.

914
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:26,680
I I mean because of Katie was
just getting texts about it all

915
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,240
night you.
Had a Direct Line.

916
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,760
I had a Direct Line baby.
I'm never.

917
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:34,160
Gonna feel that again, you know?
I'm we never in my life.

918
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,760
If I'm gonna experience such
joy.

919
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:40,040
We we have been brought together
by the Glee fandom.

920
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,360
We wouldn't.
Be here.

921
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,280
We wouldn't be here.
It's why I can never truly hate

922
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,120
it.
Yeah, yeah, God.

923
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:46,960
Damn.
It.

924
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,680
But you know what?
It what can make me truly hate

925
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:55,960
it having to be Becky.
Becky ruins both senior lock in

926
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,800
and the episode for me.
I know I hate this version of.

927
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,640
Becky.
I hate this version of Becky.

928
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,160
I loved Becky in early Glee.
Yeah.

929
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,240
Why is she blackmailing people
into spending time with her now?

930
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,840
That's not Becky.
Why is she doing like raw dog

931
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,920
shots of fucking 911 hour energy
like.

932
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:20,160
Fuck, is that not 911?
All right, that's just me with

933
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:25,240
the the real product and then
the Glee product, my pad. 9 hour

934
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,880
energy dreams, those are real.
Yeah, it's.

935
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,360
Is it 5 hour?
5.

936
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,640
Fuck me all right?
I don't know I've.

937
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:35,240
Never had one.
Neither have I, which is why I'm

938
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:38,320
so confident in my thoughts, my
thought process here, in any

939
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,200
case.
Clearly.

940
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,000
Yeah, God, we're just.
We're just still here.

941
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,720
But no.
So like Becky is just she she

942
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:48,760
like storms in in the middle and
like traps the ball into playing

943
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,440
Twister and it's like, why are
you blackmailing people?

944
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:52,760
Not the.
Ball.

945
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,080
Just Blaine.
Well.

946
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,960
Gay Blaine off screen.
I guess they were playing it

947
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,880
because he was like, oh, they've
been gone for a long time.

948
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,520
I'm going.
To go, got to go.

949
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:07,640
Stretch this cramp out.
But yeah, no Blaine playing

950
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:11,800
twister and his bare feet.
You can have bare feet out on

951
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,920
TV, it's going to end up on wiki
feet.

952
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:18,800
What you doing Darren?
Make your money.

953
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,280
And then poor Blaine his his
eyes needs eye bleach after

954
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,880
this.
Yeah, he walks in on Sam and

955
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,320
Tina making out in the astronomy
classroom.

956
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:31,960
His disgust, full disgust, which
has turned into a a reaction

957
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,800
GIF.
It's so good I'd forgotten about

958
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,960
his disgusted like rundown the
hallway.

959
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:40,280
So funny.
Drama queen running away.

960
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,480
His like his Muppet run.
Well, because we forgot to

961
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,160
mention, but earlier they were
talking about Tina's boobs in

962
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:47,920
the hallway.
Yeah.

963
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,520
Oh, that's right, I.
Forgot about that.

964
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,160
Sam just starts talking about
and I was like why the boob

965
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,360
talk?
And she was like, thank you for

966
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,640
finally noticing my boobs.
Because Sam's like, I'll send

967
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,640
you a Vine every day and you're
going to send me one of you

968
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,720
soaping up your boobs.
And I'm like, whoa, hold on.

969
00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:06,120
Hold the phone, friends.
Don't.

970
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:11,040
I'm like, okay.
And Tina's just flattered, all

971
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,840
right?
Yeah, well I guess because no

972
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,680
ones mentioned her boobs the
entire time like.

973
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,640
You know, she did.
Oh, she did.

974
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,560
Used to have a crush on Blaine.
So I guess she's like no ones

975
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,160
gonna love.
Me the vapor rape incident.

976
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,080
Well.
Yeah, we didn't have.

977
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,360
Sorry to bring that up.
That was on me.

978
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:28,800
I.
Really, I really appreciate,

979
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,040
though, that Blaine in this when
he catches them in the

980
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,640
classroom, he's talking about
the I thought the three of us

981
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,240
were going to be like a friendly
threesome.

982
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:40,320
And I'm like Blaine, all you
have to do is ask like a.

983
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:45,560
Friendly freeze threesome.
But yeah, in my heart of hearts,

984
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:50,480
I desperately want Darren Criss
to star in whatever Muppet movie

985
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,600
they do next because it's it's
Muppet Christmas Carol season

986
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:57,800
and like, Muppet Treasure
Island, and he just needs to be

987
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,640
the human in one of them.
He was born to be the human in a

988
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,520
Muppet movie.
True fact.

989
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,520
I I need it to happen and that
Muppet run as he was just like

990
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:09,160
down the hallway with his like
limbs all just akimbo

991
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,000
everywhere.
It was incredible and I was

992
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,160
like, you need to be alongside
Muppets.

993
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,280
Yeah, truly.
And I mean Blaine's extra piss

994
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,920
because he gave up bumper
bowling with Artie and Kitty for

995
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:21,600
this.
He did.

996
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:25,040
He loved bumper bowling.
Yes, he loves it.

997
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,000
We've never seen him play, but
damn it, he loves it.

998
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,400
I mean, he was going to.
He was going to be.

999
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:36,320
So he got invited to play bumper
bowling by the man who he shoved

1000
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,560
away from the hug.
Artie is reaching out and trying

1001
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,840
to make amends, OK.
And he had to reject him for

1002
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:47,440
this Lock in wait deep side.
Have you guys seen Challengers?

1003
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:48,760
No.
No.

1004
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:52,240
OK, never mind for the
listeners, that scene and don't

1005
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:54,720
you forget about me where like
Blaine's dancing with Tina and

1006
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:56,320
then Tina goes to dance with
Sam.

1007
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,720
Big Challengers vibes.
Got it.

1008
00:49:59,000 --> 00:49:59,840
You guys should watch that
movie.

1009
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,560
It's really good.
Do you know what happens in?

1010
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:07,160
It vaguely I feel like.
There's some kind of a friendly

1011
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,480
threesome.
OK, I won't spoil it for you.

1012
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:12,840
You should just watch it.
Everyone comment and tell us

1013
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,040
that they need to watch
challenge.

1014
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,840
I was like, there's tennis.
There's.

1015
00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:23,160
It's the two, the two dudes
faces don't really do it for me.

1016
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:28,640
So I was like as.
Two hotter women who love gay

1017
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,200
fic.
You would love that movie, I'm

1018
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:33,080
sure.
Because it's like, it's like,

1019
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,960
yeah, it's pretty.
It's pretty indulgent, I'll say.

1020
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,920
OK, OK.
We do love an indulgent piece of

1021
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,240
media.
Do they look like adults or do

1022
00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:43,840
they look like teenagers?
They they up.

1023
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:47,120
Age and D age them very well.
It's a few actors, but they just

1024
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:51,000
they up age them in the the
present and they D age them for

1025
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,520
the flashbacks and it works
really well.

1026
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,280
I was very impressed.
I thought it was a different

1027
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,680
actor at first for one guy
because I couldn't believe how

1028
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,960
well they did it.
Yeah.

1029
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:03,160
OK, because it's now getting to
like some of the shows where

1030
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,840
they're like younger actors,
like, I don't actually want to

1031
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:06,800
watch this.
They're too young.

1032
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,000
No, I hate that.
They're like in College in the

1033
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,880
flashbacks.
So OK, great.

1034
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:17,920
Yeah.
Supelle OH when Blaine comes to

1035
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:23,280
apologize to no, he's not
apologizing.

1036
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,600
He's coming to talk to them
because he's like disgusted

1037
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,880
about them making out.
He looks like he's wearing his

1038
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:29,960
season 2.
Look at me.

1039
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,360
I just transferred to McKinley
outfit.

1040
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,880
Yes, he does.
His black shirt, red pants, bow

1041
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,680
tie.
Yeah, you're right.

1042
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,680
It's.
Just it's just not as good

1043
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,240
because his hair is fucking
ugly.

1044
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:44,200
He also calls what he walked in
upon a face sucking slurpathon.

1045
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,160
Yes, which made me gag a little
bit.

1046
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,400
Like the thought, like the word.
Slurpathon the word.

1047
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,960
Actually made me like.
Yeah, the word slurpathon was

1048
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:57,040
just, it's too much for me.
For that, yeah, I didn't like

1049
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,480
it.
Sorry listeners.

1050
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,080
But yeah, I when he walked in on
that with that outfit, I was

1051
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:05,320
like, oh, Season 2, Blaine.
Save Jimmy Blaine.

1052
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,120
Oh, hello, save.
Me season 2 Blade.

1053
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,080
Save me.
Save me.

1054
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,080
But yeah, I was like, oh, I miss
you.

1055
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,800
But yeah.
So he does finally come to

1056
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,840
apologize to Sam and Tina over
blowing up at them.

1057
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,960
Senior year has been weird and
hard.

1058
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,960
Like, yes.
And he promises that they're

1059
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,120
going to be friends forever.
Like, kid.

1060
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,520
And then they're all like, oh,
it's really weird to think about

1061
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,920
the Glee club going on without
them.

1062
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,080
And I was like, buddy, the first
seniors have already left.

1063
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,080
Yeah.
Like you're what you're going on

1064
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:41,440
without them.
Like your your V2, it's like.

1065
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,840
Foreshadowing I guess because
they're like oh they'll be only

1066
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,560
like 3 kids, which is not right
isn't it at least?

1067
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:47,960
Five.
I don't know.

1068
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,080
I can't do the math.
Right.

1069
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:52,280
Would it be Rider who said he
was quitting?

1070
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,720
But he's still there, right?
Yeah.

1071
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,680
Writer Marley Kitty.
Kitty.

1072
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,240
Marley Puckerman, Jake.
Unique.

1073
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,600
And fuck face.
Unique.

1074
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:01,880
Yeah.
Who's fuck face?

1075
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,560
A writer?
A writer?

1076
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,360
Yeah.
Yeah, sorry.

1077
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:08,240
So writer Kitty Marley, Jake And
unique.

1078
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:09,120
Yeah.
That's.

1079
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,360
I mean they're.
Almost there.

1080
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,120
They only had five when they
started the Glee club.

1081
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:13,560
That's a solid.
That's solid.

1082
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:14,440
That's solid.
It's fine.

1083
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,360
That's not nothing.
You'll get some freshmen in,

1084
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,160
it'll be fine.
So then Artie comes in calling

1085
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:24,680
it a menagee.
Gross, which I loved.

1086
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:27,480
Yeah, me too.
And he doesn't want to interrupt

1087
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,120
their power trio.
Yeah, because they're like

1088
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,480
already come up here.
And he's like, no.

1089
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,680
Yeah, which again, like, why do
they exclude him?

1090
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,920
I don't understand other than
the episode is about trios.

1091
00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:40,480
So they have to they have to
exclude him by the power of the

1092
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:42,200
plot.
And then they saw the error of

1093
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:45,520
their ways, I guess after, well,
I guess Blaine saw the error of

1094
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:47,880
his ways after he watched Sam
and Tina make out.

1095
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,720
I don't really know what made
them change.

1096
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,480
He he was like, damn, I really
wish I had spent time with Artie

1097
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,200
instead.
Yeah, I guess I'll.

1098
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,720
Bring it to the trio.
I really, really wish this has

1099
00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:00,600
been a quartet.
Yeah, I think.

1100
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,320
And that's also when she reminds
everyone that there's one week

1101
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,640
until nationals and they're just
going to go easy now, even

1102
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,240
though we don't have a set list,
no one's practiced the

1103
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:10,040
choreography, and they don't
have any outfits.

1104
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,200
The fuck?
Was that he was like, I was

1105
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,680
going to make you guys practice
all night, but we just don't

1106
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,240
need to push it and I think
we're ready.

1107
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:17,880
What are you talking?
About.

1108
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,080
You're just.
Going to.

1109
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:20,920
Wing it.
Yeah, you're.

1110
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:22,760
Just going to wing it.
Mm Hmm.

1111
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:23,960
How's that going to win you a
national?

1112
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,200
Trophy.
I, I, I I do not.

1113
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,720
I does not know.
Like he's like I have.

1114
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,920
I know what a championship team
looks like.

1115
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,840
Looks like this.
You're ready, William Schuster.

1116
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:41,480
You have William B Schuster.
I am so excited to see the next

1117
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,680
episode because I have no idea
what their songs are or

1118
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,360
anything, like how they're going
to pull the shit together.

1119
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,760
Because is this where they sing
Gangnam Style?

1120
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,520
No, there was before.
Oh.

1121
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,560
My God.
OK, I was like please don't make

1122
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,800
Tina sing Gangnam Style in this.
I just rewatched that episode

1123
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:57,880
because that's the Thanksgiving
episode and I need to.

1124
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:00,200
It's like maybe you missed it.
Have a Kiki Turkey lucky time.

1125
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,480
Oh I love.
That, yeah, but the rest of that

1126
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:04,960
episode sucks, by the way, heads
up.

1127
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,840
So if you want to rewatch that
episode on Thanksgiving, just

1128
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:11,200
Fast forward to about like 20
minutes before the end.

1129
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,040
That's all.
I'll just watch the song on on

1130
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,200
YouTube, it's fine.
Yeah, well, that and then

1131
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,840
there's the phone call between
Curt and Blaine Happy.

1132
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:22,320
Thanksgiving.
It's the best anyways.

1133
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,800
Yeah, I what?
Because Paradise by the

1134
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:28,840
dashboard light was the best
number that New Directions has

1135
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:32,080
ever done and it correct sense
that they won nationals after

1136
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,560
that number.
Yeah.

1137
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:38,440
I don't see what this Glee club
can OfferUp to be even close to

1138
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:39,560
that.
No.

1139
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,720
They don't have it, I'm sorry.
They do not have it.

1140
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:47,640
Literally the only thing that
could possibly look to to to to

1141
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,560
fight that because I think in
that same episode.

1142
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:54,120
Unique as part of Vocal
Adrenaline, I guess.

1143
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:57,720
Yep, did Pinball Wizard.
Pinball Wizard.

1144
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,480
Which was?
Also incredible.

1145
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,440
So good.
So it's like Unique could do it.

1146
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:06,840
That's what that's what we need
from this show anyways.

1147
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,240
It's like more theatrical, like
over the top, like that's what

1148
00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:12,160
Vocal Adrenaline Season 1 gave
us.

1149
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,440
And then they like backed off on
that for a bit.

1150
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:20,840
Where for art, you know so.
Art RT where for RT.

1151
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,560
So we'll see what happens next
episode.

1152
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,040
I'm very fascinated because I, I
don't believe will shoe Sir when

1153
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,320
he says they're ready.
That sounds that sounds not

1154
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:29,520
true, Sir.
Don't believe.

1155
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,280
Don't.
Believe.

1156
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:34,960
I do not, I do not believe them.
What our final song is Hold on

1157
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:39,400
by Wilson Phillips someday.
Somebody's going to make you

1158
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,000
want to turn around and say
goodbye.

1159
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,520
Until then, baby, are you gonna
let him hold you down and make

1160
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:46,200
you cry?
Don't you know?

1161
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,760
Don't you know?
Things will change.

1162
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:55,400
Things will go your way if you
hold on for one more day.

1163
00:56:55,960 --> 00:57:02,040
If you hold on for one more day,
things will go your way.

1164
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:09,080
Hold on for.
One more day, which I also did

1165
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,200
not recognize.
And you didn't?

1166
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:11,880
No.
What?

1167
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:14,560
Oh I love this song.
Dude I had so much fun with this

1168
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,320
song too, I thought it was
perfect.

1169
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,600
It's I think the song is great.
Everybody was really into it in

1170
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:23,120
a fun way.
They use this song in the end of

1171
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,960
Bridesmaids, yes.
Nice.

1172
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,120
Iconic.
Which is it's fun.

1173
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,320
Fun fact about me, the only
movie I've ever seriously

1174
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:31,960
considered walking out on.
Really.

1175
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,560
Really.
Yeah, because it's gross.

1176
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:36,960
Which part did you?
Write so I don't like poop poop

1177
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,960
humor.
I don't think it's funny it like

1178
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:40,760
grosses me I don't like vomit
humor.

1179
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,520
I don't.
It's not funny for me.

1180
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,960
Understood.
And so it's the.

1181
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,280
Bridal scene was not working for
you.

1182
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,440
No, I would have definitely this
one.

1183
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:50,720
Yeah, yeah.
And like I was sitting there

1184
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:54,320
with, with one of my friends and
it's just like I, I don't if, if

1185
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:57,600
this is gonna be the next hour
of my life, like the love of

1186
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:00,160
God, let's leave.
Luckily, it's not.

1187
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,760
Yeah, I just, I couldn't get
over it.

1188
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:03,040
I didn't.
That makes sense.

1189
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:06,480
That makes sense.
But it wasn't for me, it was for

1190
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,600
a lot of people, and that's OK.
That's fair.

1191
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,600
Yeah.
It's a it's a very specific

1192
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,520
humor.
Yeah, for sure.

1193
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,280
But I I just really like this
song.

1194
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,960
Good.
Yeah, I liked, I like the

1195
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,160
performance.
It's a classic Glee Auditorium

1196
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:20,800
performance with flashes to New
York.

1197
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,560
Yeah.
It didn't need Rachel or Santana

1198
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,160
in it though.
I think it could have just been

1199
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,280
Kurt, Danny and Elliot and then
the others.

1200
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,280
But it's fine they they got
everyone in there.

1201
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:34,200
I really appreciate how we got,
you know, sad girl staring at a

1202
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,600
window, sad girl staring at the
street, OK.

1203
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,760
But why was there a homeless
person with her?

1204
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,960
She was like singing to a
homeless guy, and I was.

1205
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,840
Like, because it's New York?
Because it's New York.

1206
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,440
It was funny.
I I thought that part was kind

1207
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,120
of funny.
I was like my guy just sitting

1208
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,600
there vibing with her.
Yeah, cuz like, at first she's

1209
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:54,880
just like forlornly staring at
him drinking out of his like,

1210
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,840
bag.
And then they vibe together.

1211
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,240
I thought that was funny.
He's like he, he can hear the

1212
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,480
fantasy.
I love.

1213
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,080
Yeah, he's, he's in on it with
her.

1214
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:03,120
He's there.
It's cool.

1215
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:08,440
This is funny.
OK I have one last complaint

1216
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,440
please.
I mean I never have last

1217
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:14,360
complaints.
Danny was the only girl wearing

1218
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,720
pants this entire episode and I
hate that.

1219
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,080
Oh, like when they make them
show their legs all the time.

1220
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:22,800
Just they were just in skirts
and dresses the entire time and

1221
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:26,040
it was like that.
That does not feel like accurate

1222
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:29,800
high school girl attire.
Like where are the like jeans

1223
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,000
and long shirts?
Like where?

1224
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,480
Is where are the sweatpants?
Where are the sweatpants?

1225
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:36,280
This is 2014 like.
No.

1226
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:37,480
Oh.
My God.

1227
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:41,160
But but Speaking of wardrobe
choices, so Miss Tina Cohen

1228
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:44,240
Chang has all of her like new
Emma Pillsbury dresses that

1229
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:48,880
she's been wearing all season.
In this episode she had little

1230
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:52,920
fingerless fish fishnet gloves.
She did.

1231
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:56,520
She had her little teal fishnet
gloves and I was like, that is

1232
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:57,880
my Tina Cohen.
Chang, Miss.

1233
00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:59,840
Tina, Yeah.
Yeah.

1234
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,920
And I just, I was really
grateful that they just like

1235
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,400
snuck that on in there.
Well, I was gonna say, Speaking

1236
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,280
of skirts, in the Don't You
forget About me, they put on

1237
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,360
Cheerio outfits.
They did and.

1238
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,880
Goes for a skirt outfit, one of
the girls outfits which I

1239
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:16,040
thought was funny I.
Love and he looked great.

1240
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,040
He looks good, he's got his legs
out.

1241
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,080
Looking great.
Yep.

1242
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:21,920
But yeah, I was.
There's so many times.

1243
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:24,520
Like, can we at least?
I mean it happens in all high

1244
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:29,120
school shows where the girls are
dressed as if they are going on

1245
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,560
like a club date.
Or it's like an end to guys.

1246
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,680
They're all wearing like skirts.
Yeah, it's a.

1247
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,000
Casual in the club?
Business schedule in the club.

1248
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,040
Like none of you are wearing
what a high school girl wears

1249
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,360
school or like, but the
background characters are like

1250
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,480
all the other high school kids
behind them are just wearing

1251
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:48,640
like jeans and sweatshirts.
So like we I know you're never

1252
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:52,600
going to because you want them
to look pretty and stand out,

1253
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:56,840
but can someone wear a fucking
pair of pants like once please?

1254
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,480
No, it's like Rachel Berry's
like new thing too that she like

1255
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:03,720
doesn't wear pants like ever
because every Barracuda scene

1256
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:07,080
she's wearing like shorts and I
mean, her legs look amazing.

1257
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,400
It's a it's AI think it's a
squirt.

1258
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:11,200
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, yeah.

1259
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:13,480
Yeah, well, so she can be down
on the floor without.

1260
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,560
And her and her legs did look
amazing.

1261
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:21,240
This is correct, but like dude.
But she's only supposed to be

1262
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:23,680
like one year older than the
high school girls and I'm like

1263
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,720
they, they aged her so much with
like her.

1264
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,920
Hair and makeup, yeah.
Ten years easy.

1265
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:38,040
Yeah.
Other trivia We are losing a

1266
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:40,120
bunch of characters.
This is the last episode for

1267
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:43,800
Danny.
An unceremonious goodbye.

1268
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:47,080
Fuck that, that's.
Just just gone.

1269
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:52,880
It's apparently the last episode
for Emma and Shannon are Beast

1270
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,000
for season 5.
Wow.

1271
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:58,800
Like they're just not in the
rest of Season 5.

1272
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:01,680
OK, so we're coming up on the
turn, right?

1273
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:04,320
So like next episode is
Nationals and then don't we go

1274
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,720
to all New York like the very
next episode like it's about to

1275
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,120
happen?
Yeah, I think so.

1276
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,760
Were we quote UN quote, leave
McKinley behind.

1277
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:17,640
Forever, yeah 'cause then it's
like New York, the all the weird

1278
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:21,640
shit with Artie getting his St.
DS.

1279
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:27,400
And something with dogs.
Yeah, that the one that Chris

1280
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:29,160
Colfer wrote.
And Peter Pan.

1281
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:31,280
Never.
I've never seen any of these.

1282
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,280
And where blankets turned on by
birds.

1283
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:35,400
There's so much going to happen,
I can't wait.

1284
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,640
I'm so, so many questions.
He really does need to address

1285
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:42,640
his his bird fetish in the
fetish club.

1286
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:46,760
Yeah, he needs to be night bird,
a dark feather.

1287
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:48,880
Like he's going to talk about
something.

1288
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:51,240
OK.
Yeah, he's like sitting on the

1289
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:54,920
stoop, a stoop somewhere.
And there's like pigeons and

1290
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,960
they like they want to we're
going to go have sex.

1291
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,480
And it's like turned on by the.
It's the whole thing where you.

1292
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:01,520
Get me or something?
Yeah, I can't.

1293
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:04,440
Wait so many questions.
I'm so excited to figure this

1294
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:07,360
out.
Yeah, but yeah, the rest of the

1295
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,600
the back half of season 5 is
simply New York.

1296
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,840
So these characters are just
gone.

1297
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:12,200
Wow.
Wow.

1298
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:14,880
Bye, Beast.
Bye, Emma.

1299
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:16,560
Good luck with your pregnancy.
Yeah.

1300
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:18,840
I'm assuming it's fine I guess
when?

1301
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,760
We meet them again.
There's just going to be a baby,

1302
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:21,960
so all right.
Yep.

1303
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:28,280
Yeah, very, very strange.
And also the real Nancy Wilson

1304
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:32,640
does play guitar on the the
track for Barracuda.

1305
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,920
That's cool.
Yeah, I think that's cool.

1306
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:39,200
Wait, I just pulled up the facts
too, because I was going to go

1307
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,000
look at the song list because
you're about to ask me what my

1308
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:44,880
favorite one is and I can't
remember anything Rachel says in

1309
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:47,120
a line.
Gina Gershon Junior is nipping

1310
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:51,360
at my butt and then in.
Yes, season 6 Gina Gershon plays

1311
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:52,160
Blaine's.
Mom.

1312
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:53,480
Oh my God.
Glee did this all.

1313
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:56,600
The time they like mentioned
Gwyneth Paltrow and then she

1314
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:00,120
came on as a guest * and then
they mentioned John Stamos and

1315
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,320
then he came on as a guest star
and they did it again.

1316
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:06,000
Wow, that's crazy.
I also forget that Blaine's mom

1317
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,640
is named Pam Anderson.
Oh, that's funny, actually.

1318
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:14,240
And I was like, come on.
I don't, I don't even begin to

1319
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:18,440
know what you're talking about
because we all, we all know that

1320
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,880
Blaine's mom is Lea Salonga.
This is I know.

1321
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,680
True, this is, I mean, it's the
worst cast.

1322
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:25,640
Agree.
No, it was terrible that they

1323
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:28,840
didn't do that.
Like I just we we all know this

1324
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,480
to be true.
This is one of those like fan

1325
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:32,600
under cannon.
And it's like I understand that

1326
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,280
the text is different and I
reject the text.

1327
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,520
I have also rejected the text.
No, you're right.

1328
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:41,000
You're right.
OK, well since we mentioned it,

1329
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:44,920
what's your favorite song?
Oh my God this was actually hard

1330
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:46,360
to choose from.
I feel like there were a lot of

1331
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:50,240
fun ones in this one, but I
think jumping jumping is going

1332
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:53,600
to have to be my fave.
I have absolutely no problem

1333
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:56,440
choosing because I actually
didn't like most of this music.

1334
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,440
So my favorite, hands down, is
Gloria.

1335
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:04,280
I, I really like Gloria.
For me, it's between Gloria and

1336
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:07,240
Hold On.
Just for like the the sound,

1337
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:10,480
like the big sound of it.
I wish Jumpin Jumpin had had

1338
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:15,480
like like a one more track in
it, like another guitar or

1339
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,520
something.
It was like a little thin for

1340
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:20,280
me.
It was an but I think song, not

1341
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,120
a closing song, you know?
Yes.

1342
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:24,200
Exactly.
I am a sucker for closing songs

1343
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,200
though, you're right.
Hold on, what's?

1344
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:26,800
Really good.
They're just so.

1345
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:28,320
Big.
And that's that's usually what I

1346
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:32,320
like in in a in a song.
So definitely, yeah.

1347
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:39,200
Any favorite lines?
OK, so I'm definitely didn't get

1348
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,640
the entire line because I was
too busy laughing.

1349
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:46,880
At the very end of the episode,
when Emma tells Will that she's

1350
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:52,280
pregnant, Will kind of like his,
his brain kind of shuts down for

1351
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:54,360
a second and he's like, no, no,
no, no, no, hold on.

1352
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,240
Because the last time somebody
told me that they were.

1353
01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:02,280
Yeah.
And so I just, I heard that and

1354
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:05,720
I immediately started cackling
out loud in my house.

1355
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:10,240
Thank you, Glee riders for
remembering what you did to Will

1356
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:12,400
Schuster and Teri Schuster in
Season 1.

1357
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:15,040
Yes, I did appreciate that,
honestly.

1358
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:18,120
Yep, I love the call because
that's a huge fucking weird

1359
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:19,960
thing that they did.
Yep.

1360
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,400
My favorite line, we've already
mentioned it, but the whole line

1361
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:29,240
like did make me laugh out loud
is like when Blaine, Sam and

1362
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,840
Tina are up there and we're
like, we're a senior trio and

1363
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:35,400
Artie's like well, as I learned
in my senior math Class, A trio

1364
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:38,480
is about 25% less powerful than
a quartet and like.

1365
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,160
I the way he.
Sets up the line.

1366
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,480
I thought he was going to say
something completely different

1367
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,240
and I just, it didn't make me
laugh.

1368
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:45,840
It was great.
I.

1369
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,120
I wrote it down.
I don't know if it's my favorite

1370
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:53,520
line, but it did make me like,
it made me Glee laugh in that

1371
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:57,640
like the like, what?
Where when Rachel shows up to

1372
01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:00,960
the Spotlight Diner and Santana
and Elliot are rehearsing and

1373
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:02,920
she's like, no, no, no, we have
a fatwa against her.

1374
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:06,080
And I was like, can you say
that?

1375
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,880
Is that?
Are you allowed to say that?

1376
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:12,600
And it was one of those like, I
guess only on Glee.

1377
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:16,280
Because it's Glee.
Because it's Glee, we can put

1378
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:21,000
that in the show.
But I was like, OK, wow, one,

1379
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:22,360
what's that thing that you
liked?

1380
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:25,720
Because we end on a high note.
That thing that I liked in this

1381
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:29,800
episode was Blaine.
He was delightful.

1382
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:34,960
His shimmying and his abject
disgust at his straight friends

1383
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:37,440
making out with each other.
And again, where he's like, go

1384
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:40,200
fondle each other's boobs or
whatever and.

1385
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:41,760
Night.
Bird.

1386
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,240
And he just was everything to me
and I love him.

1387
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:48,960
My that thing that I like is
definitely Sue Sylvester holding

1388
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:53,480
it down for literally all of us.
Because as a grown adult who's

1389
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:56,280
watching this TV show, I was
like, no, they're not going to

1390
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:59,480
do that.
Whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on.

1391
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,160
And then she immediately
vocalizes the things that I'm

1392
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:05,480
immediately thinking.
And I just love how they're able

1393
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:07,560
to do that.
I Sue Sylvester, holding it,

1394
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:14,680
holding it down for all of us
who would also be confused about

1395
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:16,800
the things that happened at this
episode of Glee.

1396
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,200
My I think that she should have
fired them.

1397
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:22,399
That's insane.
Yes, for real.

1398
01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:25,359
For sure for.
Sure.

1399
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,720
Like I think no go.
I was just going.

1400
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:30,000
To say you've you've done all
this work to be principal and

1401
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,680
take Will Shuster down and you
don't take this opportunity to

1402
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,319
fire him.
You could have done this all a

1403
01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:37,240
solid.
And literally no one would have

1404
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:38,800
thought you on it.
So you did what?

1405
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:42,040
On campus in view of students?
What?

1406
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:43,960
Yeah.
For sure.

1407
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:47,920
Oh, well, last I think that
thing that I liked was also

1408
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:51,479
Blaine, just like he was silly
boy.

1409
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:55,200
Yeah, I think.
I think it's got to be him and

1410
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:59,080
his little night bird outfit and
being half of a character.

1411
01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:01,200
But that's kind of OK at this
point in Glee because you're

1412
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:05,359
like, whatever, I don't care,
Just get thee to New York and

1413
01:09:05,359 --> 01:09:08,840
Kurt and continue on your stupid
little journey.

1414
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:11,439
Yeah, please, honestly don't
give Blaine any more character

1415
01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:14,000
development because all they
know how to do is like break up

1416
01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:16,600
and make up people like and put
people in relationships.

1417
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:18,080
So like, just leave him alone.
I'm fine with that.

1418
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:18,680
Just.
Let him.

1419
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:22,120
He's gonna have, he's gonna have
his stupid fat episode and it's

1420
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:25,120
gonna be so dumb and I hate it.
If you're gonna.

1421
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,640
Did that?
Wasn't that the twerk one?

1422
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:31,120
No, it's no, it's no, isn't it
in New York, Right, 'cause.

1423
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:33,960
With all the cronuts.
Never mind.

1424
01:09:35,319 --> 01:09:38,240
I thought we eat it.
Let him eat that one.

1425
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:42,120
Let him eat a pastry and get off
his pastries and get off his

1426
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:44,600
case a little.
Thickness in my head.

1427
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,080
I don't remember what happens in
the episode.

1428
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:48,040
I guess we'll see, but that's
right.

1429
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:50,120
There's.
Like, I don't think Darren knows

1430
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:51,680
how to beat.
This throw out those pants,

1431
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:52,520
Darren is.
Really.

1432
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,120
Does he can't.
He's a very tiny.

1433
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:57,720
Person.
Like I I'm constantly asking

1434
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,160
thick writers to put these men,
like to put these characters in

1435
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:02,840
situations, but like, they don't
know the Glee writers don't know

1436
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:06,120
how to put our friends and
situations, just break them up

1437
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,480
romantically.
Yeah, that's all they can.

1438
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:11,280
Do they put Kurt into a
situation with the gay bashing?

1439
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:13,960
That was shitty as fuck.
Yeah, put people in the

1440
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,640
hospital, they give them cancer.
Like that's the, that's.

1441
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:18,560
The shit they be doing, that's
the situation.

1442
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:20,120
And you know what?
It's better writing.

1443
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:24,280
Do I want bad things to happen
to the Hummel Anderson clan?

1444
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:27,800
No, I don't.
But at least it's not breaking

1445
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:29,760
and making and breaking them up.
Yeah, that's true.

1446
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:31,880
Anderson, Hummel.
Hummel Anderson.

1447
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:35,000
Hummel Anderson.
Hummel Anderson sounds better.

1448
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:37,080
Anderson.
Hummel is.

1449
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:39,760
Alphabetical.
I think I'm a Hummel Anderson.

1450
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:42,080
Yeah, I think Hummel Anderson
sounds better, and that's what

1451
01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:44,760
really matters.
Honestly, they put it, should've

1452
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:47,640
put it together.
Hummel, Anderson, Andermal.

1453
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:51,640
Andermal.
And no, no, hard pass.

1454
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:58,120
Rejected.
No, they really shouldn't have

1455
01:10:58,160 --> 01:10:59,440
picked a new name.
It should have just been

1456
01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:02,280
Warbler.
Why didn't they do Warbler?

1457
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,360
It could.
Be way better.

1458
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:06,160
Absolutely perfect.
That's that's.

1459
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:08,360
My new favorite now people are
going to be like 100.

1460
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:15,760
And then it turns out five or
six years later, hey, I've got a

1461
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,040
news.
I've got a new like employee

1462
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:20,080
over here with the same last
name as you guys.

1463
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:22,720
Like are they related?
And then they turn around and

1464
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:24,720
it's Sebastian, Sebastian
Warbler.

1465
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:30,720
Who has got married to Trent?
Trent Warbler.

1466
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:34,320
Yeah, the Warbler family.
OK, also in the Thanksgiving

1467
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:39,280
episode is the the warblers
performance of whistle and live

1468
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:42,920
while we're young.
And so I just maybe the juiced

1469
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:45,520
up like warblers with like
Hunter.

1470
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:49,920
And that was delightful.
So that's also one thing for me

1471
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:50,800
right now.
Yeah.

1472
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:53,680
And then they become a throuple.
Is that where you're going?

1473
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:56,680
Yes, absolutely.
That Sebastian has legally

1474
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,280
inserted himself into the
throuple and then he just has to

1475
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:00,520
figure out how to do it
romantically.

1476
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:03,960
He did the.
Name change first.

1477
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,800
He would, he would.
Wow.

1478
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:12,240
I did notice that throuple was
used in this episode.

1479
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:16,240
Right.
And I did a, you know, you can

1480
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:19,840
Google like when words start
getting used.

1481
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:25,240
This isn't books.
I forget where you use it like

1482
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:30,000
on TV, but it launched like the
word throuple kind of launches

1483
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:35,680
in 2010 and just skyrockets from
there.

1484
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:41,920
But in 2014 it's still pretty
low until you reach like 2022

1485
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:46,760
when it's at its peak.
But yeah, like not until like

1486
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:51,200
2010 does it start going up.
So they were pretty early in the

1487
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:53,160
use of throuple.
Ahead of the curve.

1488
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:55,520
So you're telling the?
Curve Glee is culture.

1489
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:59,360
A Glee, unfortunately.
A little, a little.

1490
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:00,880
Yeah, it.
Was cultural.

1491
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:04,640
Moments.
It was a moment so.

1492
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,320
Incredible, I.
Forget where you go to look at

1493
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:08,840
it for like other media if you
can do that.

1494
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:14,320
But yeah, anyway, OK, so I guess
that's our episode on trios.

1495
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:17,680
Next up is City of Angels and
Nationals.

1496
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:21,000
So you have to wait to see how
that turns out to see if they do

1497
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,520
good or not having not practiced
at all.

1498
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:26,760
And just believing and being
ready.

1499
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:29,800
If you just believe in yourself,
you're going to do.

1500
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:31,720
Good.
See how that strategy plays out.

1501
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:35,160
Against everyone else who's
practiced really hard their

1502
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:37,320
entire lives.
But it's Glee.

1503
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:41,440
But it's Glee, so thank you for
listening to this episode.

1504
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:45,600
You can find us on everywhere on
the Internet, at Fandom on the

1505
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:48,680
Rocks.
And you know, what is it like?

1506
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:50,880
Review, subscribe, whatever.
Who gives a shit?

1507
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:54,560
Come talk to us or not.
We can't make you do anything.

1508
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:57,760
And we'll see you for the next
episode of Glue of the Rocks.

1509
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:01,480
And before we go, a little
birdie told me that there is a

1510
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:05,640
new Phantom on the Rocks podcast
coming, and I have the two

1511
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,040
people making it here to get the
scoop for everybody.

1512
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:12,160
So it's according to my Tumblr
feed.

1513
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:14,640
We are now into the 911.
Tell me everything.

1514
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:19,680
Yeah, we're doing bonus.
It's we're doing specific bonus

1515
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:24,280
episodes, like a little
miniseries about Ryan Murphy's

1516
01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:27,200
911.
And we're doing them as little

1517
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:30,440
miniseries because if we
dedicate ourselves to an entire

1518
01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:35,880
911 like full show, we might die
because we all have full time

1519
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:40,400
jobs and it's already on season
8 and we have to finish Glee

1520
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:41,960
first.
We're getting close.

1521
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:45,960
So we're getting close, but we
cannot say that we're doing like

1522
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:49,240
911 on the rocks until we finish
Glee.

1523
01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:53,200
Like it cannot happen.
So we're doing bonus episodes,

1524
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:57,320
but on the main feed of like
whatever we want to talk about

1525
01:14:57,320 --> 01:15:00,360
for 911.
So like the ships specific

1526
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:03,000
episodes, maybe an entire season
of like what the fuck just

1527
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:06,200
happened?
Maybe the disasters, maybe like

1528
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:10,400
cannon or fannin.
Maybe it's whatever Allison

1529
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:12,760
wants to talk about that day.
Maybe it's that really good fit

1530
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:16,800
that we just read.
So they'll they will be bonus

1531
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:20,080
episodes as we can do them.
And then like, maybe when we

1532
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:23,360
finish Glee, we just go back
into the entire series because

1533
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:27,320
it's a disaster show and has
taken over both of our lives.

1534
01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:29,760
I mean, I've been watching it
since the beginning, which is

1535
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:32,840
what the first episode that's
already out is about.

1536
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:36,000
And I've been watching it.
I've been watching it for two

1537
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,600
weeks.
And I play Emily wholeheartedly,

1538
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,400
as I do with the most things in
my life.

1539
01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:42,680
So you're.
Already on like season 4 so.

1540
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,360
I in fact started season 4
today.

1541
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:48,280
So.
OK well you guys are making me

1542
01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:51,200
want to watch it even more
because I I've been seeing it

1543
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,680
the GIFs on Tumblr because you
can't not for the past I guess 8

1544
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:58,040
fucking years.
But it was like queer baiting,

1545
01:15:58,040 --> 01:16:00,080
and I was like, fuck.
Oh, Ryan Murphy, no more of

1546
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:03,000
that.
I refuse to engage, but either

1547
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,280
the gifts are unclear or maybe I
just don't know.

1548
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:07,840
Is it real now?
Canon.

1549
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:12,560
OK, so sort of character is
canonically bisexual.

1550
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:17,840
Let's go are yes and he he came
out last season as.

1551
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:19,000
Canonical.
Bisexual.

1552
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:22,320
Amazing.
Season 7 There are many

1553
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:29,080
canonically gay characters.
There's a queer POC family who

1554
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:34,280
have adopted children, love and
have been sent season 1, but one

1555
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:38,480
of the main ships buddy between
two of the main characters is

1556
01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:41,040
not yet Canon.
We're.

1557
01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:45,080
Crossing our fingers, the
evidence is strong.

1558
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:48,520
Yes, because that's the one
that's been shipped all this

1559
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:51,240
time.
Yes, it felt like queer baiting.

1560
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:54,840
But now one of them is out and
they're.

1561
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:57,120
One of them is out.
The other is going through a

1562
01:16:57,120 --> 01:17:00,240
series of crises.
One of them involves a Catholic

1563
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:04,880
priest, getting him to do some,
like, find your joy.

1564
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:09,840
Let's talk about your traumas.
And it's like, at this point in

1565
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:13,080
the show, like, this man is not
going to refind Catholicism.

1566
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:18,000
So like what other storyline is
there that involves Catholicism

1567
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:21,320
losing your.
He hasn't lost his kid but his

1568
01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:25,160
kid is currently living with his
parents because of the traumas.

1569
01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:28,560
So like he has to go get his kid
back.

1570
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:34,080
His wife died.
He's clearly depressed, like

1571
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:35,880
right?
And this priest is like, you

1572
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:38,360
need to find your joy.
So he danced around his living

1573
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:41,000
room in his underwear.
Like, if this is not a coming

1574
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,880
out story, then like, what are
we doing?

1575
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:46,520
But that is not Canon yet.
That is just like wishing and

1576
01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:48,800
hoping and thinking and praying
and like.

1577
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:53,280
And the text and the analysis of
the text, the textual backing

1578
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:57,760
and evidence is very strong.
Andy has a super gay mustache

1579
01:17:57,760 --> 01:17:59,800
for a while.
Oh yeah, I saw the mustache.

1580
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:01,720
It did.
It did Mercury.

1581
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:03,440
Yeah, it was very Freddie
Mercury.

1582
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:08,240
It was gorgeous.
But in as the team behind Fandom

1583
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:11,120
on the Rocks, I just, I have to
say it out loud on every

1584
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:14,440
possible main feed style,
Stilinski walked so that Evan

1585
01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:15,800
Buckley could run.
Yes.

1586
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:19,880
Okay OK like like it makes me
wanna watch it even more.

1587
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:21,440
You have to.
OK.

1588
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:23,360
Well, do it.
Bring it, bring it, bring it in.

1589
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:26,120
It's.
Like a big, bulky bisexual.

1590
01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:30,280
He's like, like, they never
would let Styles be like he is.

1591
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:34,600
Finally got to have curly hair.
They stopped like shellacking

1592
01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:37,000
his hair into submission so it's
finally curly.

1593
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:39,320
It's everything that we wanted
Blaine's hair to be.

1594
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:41,360
Ryan Murphy learning from the
past.

1595
01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:44,000
Yes, learning, growing.
Learning and growing.

1596
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,040
Well, it's season 8 so he's on
to Doctor Odyssey.

1597
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:46,600
That's true.
So.

1598
01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:48,800
Someone else is making these
decisions now.

1599
01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:50,360
You're right.
Correct.

1600
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:53,800
So like will they get together?
Unclear.

1601
01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:56,680
The unclear fills it.
In OK so well, where are we at

1602
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:58,880
in the currently airing season?
Is there time for them to get

1603
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:00,960
together?
Yes, this is the.

1604
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:03,520
We're like midway through or
something.

1605
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:08,160
It's almost midway through.
They just had the winter break,

1606
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:10,800
so that we are currently just
starting the winter break.

1607
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:13,320
It's going to be a few months
before they come back and then

1608
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:18,880
there will be.
This was episode 8 of. 20

1609
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:21,000
perfect.
There's so much time.

1610
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,680
Oh my.
God, there's so much time before

1611
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:25,480
the next season and the the show
has not been cancelled.

1612
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:27,240
Has it been renewed for Season
9?

1613
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:31,320
I don't think so, but the
ratings have not slumped enough

1614
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:34,480
to suggest that it would be
cancelled and it's sisters show

1615
01:19:34,480 --> 01:19:38,400
Lone Star was cancelled so all
of the resources can go to The

1616
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:39,560
One Show.
Yeah.

1617
01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:41,840
So it's it, it's it's still kind
of sitting in limbo.

1618
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:44,040
It hasn't been renewed, but it
hasn't been cancelled.

1619
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:47,480
But they do still have 12
episodes to go.

1620
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:51,760
And so it's like whether or not
it does or does not happen, like

1621
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:54,320
who's to say who's?
To say, well, it sounds like to

1622
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:56,040
me it's a great time to get some
ratings up.

1623
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:57,680
Let's let's get the queers in
here.

1624
01:19:57,680 --> 01:19:59,600
Like, let's give people what
they want.

1625
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:03,000
They'll come watch the show.
But I haven't written thick in

1626
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,880
like ten years and I'm writing
one now.

1627
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:08,320
Same.
You guys, this is a testimony

1628
01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:11,880
right now, everyone listening to
this podcast, I guess we're all

1629
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:14,160
going to the 911 fandom.
Let's fucking go.

1630
01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:19,000
So we're, we're diving in, we're
staying away from the grosser

1631
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,960
parts of fandom and trying to
cultivate a nice happy

1632
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:23,640
experience.
Love that.

1633
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:28,080
Well, I mean, we're all here
because we low key miss like how

1634
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:30,560
much fun we had as part of the
Glee fandom.

1635
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:33,200
So absolutely, I love that
there's like another little

1636
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:36,320
fandom home out there.
And there's because there's

1637
01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:38,760
eight seasons already.
Like there's a lot of content to

1638
01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:42,200
consume.
And then there's so much on

1639
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:45,040
Tumblr already that you can
just, like, swim in the pool.

1640
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:49,080
Yeah, and because it's ongoing
weekly television, there's so

1641
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:52,560
much being produced.
That is really what I miss about

1642
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,280
modern TV shows.
Like so few things are coming

1643
01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:58,680
out week to week that you miss
that like downtime in between to

1644
01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:02,200
like think and hope and dream
and write and engage and like

1645
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:04,440
they just dump all the episodes.
Like why would you write fake

1646
01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:06,080
about that?
Exactly.

1647
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,280
Yeah.
And there's a so it comes out

1648
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,160
week to week.
There's a hiatus right now,

1649
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:13,920
which means that people are just
like desperate for interaction

1650
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:16,160
and content because you have to
wait months for the.

1651
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:18,720
Next episode and you can get
caught up right now so this is

1652
01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:19,720
great and you.
Can get caught up so.

1653
01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:21,960
When like I'm doing.
When are the episodes coming

1654
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,080
out?
So you said one's already out on

1655
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:26,280
our main feed.
As we record them.

1656
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:30,480
So we just finished recording
season 3A and 3B of Teen Wolf.

1657
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:35,000
So it might actually be a good
time for us to do 911 episodes

1658
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:38,400
while we get Teen Wolf edited
and posted.

1659
01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:41,280
I love this.
You guys are freaking podcasting

1660
01:21:41,280 --> 01:21:44,960
machines and we're not having.
Jobs.

1661
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:49,160
It'd be even more I would I've
maintained for years and I will

1662
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:52,840
keep maintaining that Emily has
the voice and the wherewithal

1663
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:56,800
and the drive to have a podcast
empire Allah like for Ashley

1664
01:21:56,800 --> 01:22:01,400
flowers like that is your like
your your birthright.

1665
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:03,480
So I love this if we're going
for.

1666
01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:06,320
That directional network want.
If someone wants to sponsor us

1667
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:09,200
and give us some money to do it
more full time that would be

1668
01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:11,720
amazing.
Also I'm available for

1669
01:22:11,720 --> 01:22:13,280
audiobooks cuz that sounds like
fun.

1670
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:15,680
Get it?
It does sound.

1671
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:17,320
Like fun, right?
Yeah, You would do great at

1672
01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:19,240
that.
I'm just saying I've written

1673
01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:23,160
some some small things, 23000
words if you wanna I.

1674
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:25,640
Can pod fake your?
I was gonna say I can pod fake

1675
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:27,480
your fake.
Get your practice in girl you.

1676
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:28,840
Know get people into the
podcast.

1677
01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:30,480
This is genius.
Love this.

1678
01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:32,280
Yeah, I can pod fake your stuff,
Allison.

1679
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:34,880
Yeah, no.
Why aren't you already starting

1680
01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:37,160
love?
All right, so thank you for

1681
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:39,160
listening.
And I guess that's what you

1682
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:42,800
missed on Trio.
You've been listening to Glee on

1683
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:45,160
the Rocks, a Fandom on the Rocks
podcast.

1684
01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:47,800
A huge thank you to our sound
editor, Adriana.

1685
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:52,280
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1686
01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:55,400
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1687
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:58,680
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1688
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:01,800
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1689
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:04,960
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1690
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:08,480
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1691
01:23:08,480 --> 01:23:12,000
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1692
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:15,560
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So until next time, that's what

1693
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:16,480
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