Sept. 24, 2025

(S3E16) Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf Podcast - Illuminated

(S3E16) Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf Podcast - Illuminated

Mostly naked Halloween parties? Must be Beacon Hills.

In 3×16, “Illuminated,” the power’s out, but the drama is very much on. Special Agent Douchebag (McCall) drags our heroes in for way too many questions, Stiles finds a mysterious extra key, and Kira is running an evidence-lockup heist for her phone.

Across town, Isaac gets attacked by scary shadow monsters, Chris Argent stays frustratingly tight-lipped, and Derek disappears from his loft for “unknown reasons” (citation: Teen Wolf Wiki). But let’s be honest: what this episode is really remembered for is the glowing, neon-soaked blacklight party—conveniently relocated to Derek’s loft thanks to the magic of plot. While the pack gets hunted by faceless smoke monsters, we’re treated to a technicolor fever dream of body paint, flashing lights, and one of the best versions of the Teen Wolf theme song ever (shout-out to The Bloody Beetroots).

A rough, cold night for everyone.

xoxo,
FotR


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You're listening to Pack
Dynamics, a Fandom on the Rocks

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podcast.
Although now my brain just went

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no, you pushed the button, I
pushed the button.

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Oh my gosh, I remember that
episode.

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No, you pushed the button, I
pushed I.

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Pushed a button.
Well, this is not a cartoon.

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This is Pack Dynamics, a Teen
Wolf podcast.

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I'm Emily.
And I'm Allison.

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And this is season 3, episode 16
Illuminated Spooky.

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Before I'm just going to dive
right into the the overview

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before we get into anything
because then I'll forget to come

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back around to it.
Beacon Hills is under curfew

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from the power outage.
The the teens throw a black

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light party.
Black light Halloween party.

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That's the important part.
Scott tries to earn Kira's

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trust.
This episode aired January 27th,

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2014.
It's still.

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Halloween.
It's definitely Halloween.

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I really appreciate that they
get a Halloween episode.

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For what it's worth, I
appreciate that.

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They kind of get to Halloween
'cause it's still mischief

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night.
Well, it's Halloween mischief

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night.
Well.

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'Cause that last episode was
like the early mornings of

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Halloween, and this episode is
the late nights of Halloween.

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Yeah.
So I really appreciate that all

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of this has happened in the
last, like, 24 hours.

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Yes.
Yep.

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Yeah, this episode is minutes
from the last one.

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Pretty much potentially.
I think I think 1516 are Part 1

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Part 2.
Like these episodes belong

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together.
Yeah, they they, they do.

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There's there's absolutely no
break.

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It's like we escaped the place.
Oh, and now we're being

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questions about escaping the
place.

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Like this is 1/2 I do.
Look at the whole episode.

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Yes, me too.
I love Halloween episodes or TV

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shows and I I think it's sad
when they don't happen.

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I I really like gimmicky
episodes.

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I do.
I love a Christmas episode.

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I love a Halloween episode.
I love like, you know, science

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fair day like.
I love gimmicky episodes.

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They make me very happy.
They remind me of when TV felt

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like TV 'cause this whole like 8
episodes once every three years

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and a bundle thing just doesn't.
It just doesn't.

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No, it's garbage.
I don't like it.

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To place us in time and space,
we are recording this on the 1st

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of September, which is only
important because we are

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approaching 31 nights of
Halloween.

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Indeed, which is?
The most important block of

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television programming.
Does do they still do that?

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They do, it's just harder now
because of how cable has become

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so fucked up.
But it does still technically

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exist like Freeform will.
Yes, whatever.

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So Fox Family and then ABC
Family and now Freeform.

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Yeah, yeah.
Back in the day.

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Back back in the in the day,
Yeah, but yeah, freaks.

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But they will run a 31 nights of
Halloween schedule.

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That sounds amazing, please
watch it for me because it is I

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do.
I do not have access here, but

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in its place I will throw out
Practical Magic and Halloween

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Town on on our like weekly movie
nights to get a little bit of

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that vibe.
Autumn is attempting to come to

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Norway, or at least my back of
Norway.

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The leaves are starting to think
about changing and it's been

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raining like nonstop for the
last two weeks.

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Beautiful.
But it's it's a sunny, beautiful

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day today, so I will take.
It I like that for you.

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Me too.
Yeah.

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So this it just feels like an
appropriate episode for us to be

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looking at.
Also because it is the next one

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in the queue.
So indeed like.

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We could go past it and we
wouldn't want to.

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No, of course not.
I love this episode for a few

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reasons, all of which we will
scream about when when we get

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here, when we get to the point
of the episode, but this episode

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just sits real nicely in my
heart.

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Yes, it does.
Isaac's not having the best day.

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Oh, Isaac, no.
He is where we left him in in

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the the Arjun apartment where
he, I guess lives now frozen,

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not quite solid, but frozen on
the floor shaking when Allison

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and and Mr. Arjun managed to to
break in.

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And Chris is like, bro, you need
to you need to trigger and turn

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into a werewolf.
So he just like, slaps him into

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it.
My notes read Chris, don't beat

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up your son.
Stop hitting this poor boy.

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But he he snaps out of it and
he's crying and he's like, did

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you see them?
There's five of them.

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They wore black and they have
yellow green eyes like a

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Firefly.
Dun Dun.

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And that's all very important
because of course, Christopher

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Argent always knows more than he
says.

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And never tells anybody.
Tell those children.

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Doesn't tell anybody anything
and in fact, he wants them to

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keep quiet for 24 hours, 'cause
he's like, hey, I don't think

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they're coming for you, Isaac.
I think maybe they're coming for

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me.
And then he gets out a special

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box.
Why would that be, Christopher?

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Why are they coming for you?
'Cause he's got like a pussies,

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you can't even see it at first.
He just like holds up the

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cameras behind and he's like
putting 2 puzzle pieces together

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but it turns out it's a mask.
Spooky box.

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Spooky look, Spooky puzzle.
Smash mask?

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Is this Cole?
Is this theme music like

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slightly different?
Am I crazy?

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OK.
Great, this is The Bloody

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Beetroots theme song remix and
it is the only one that matters,

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OK.
Great.

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I love this.
I was like, I was going through

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the whole thing going like, Oh
yeah, this is the rave episode.

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But it didn't occur to me until
the theme song hit that this is

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The Bloody Beetroots remix, and
I just started dancing.

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I like, I'm like watching this
episode and I'm like, I'm just

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jamming out.
It was incredible.

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I was like this music is way
more hype than usual.

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It is way more hype than usual
because the the artist who's

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playing later in the episode
redid, it's a real artist.

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It's a yeah.
The DJ at the party is like a

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real dude.
Yeah, he's a real dude.

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He's a real musician and redid
the theme, the theme song and I

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freaking love it.
I do believe I have it on my.

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I was gonna say I have fake
iTunes.

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Yeah, your fake iTunes.
I I use a program called

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Musicbee.
I love it, but it's definitely

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fake iTunes.
Hey, we do what we have to do.

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So over at the Sheriff's
Department of Sadness, the the

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McCall Pack is being
interrogated by Detective

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Douchebag about what happened at
the power station substation and

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Styles is being an absolute sass
and actually.

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With the finger guns.
Yeah.

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And actually they all are, yes.
Like they're all just playing

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this like, well, we were there
because we were there and we we

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got there at the same time
because we got there at the same

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time.
We were eating pizza, sushi.

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We were eating pizza and sushi.
Like they're just, they're all

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being teenagers refusing to
break.

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Although, and I like that in the
background, the sheriff is

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absolutely having a great time.
What can I say?

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I take after my pops, he's in
law enforcement.

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And then it cuts to the sheriff
if he just, like, visibly snorts

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at his desk.
I I did have questions like one

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were these children read their
rights 'cause they are being

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interrogated by a law
enforcement officer.

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Yeah, but they haven't been
arrested.

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But like are why are they being
questioned together if they if?

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Detective, he has bad protocol.
He does have bad protocol, like

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you should be asking them
questions separately because

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they are actively getting their
story straight in front of you.

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Yeah, because like, he goes to
Kira and he's like, is this how

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you remember it?
And she's like looking at

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everybody and they all look at
her and she's like, it's like,

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did they teach you how to
detective school, Sir?

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Yeah, they, like, visibly lean
forward to stare her down, like

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that's what happened to Kira.
That's what happened.

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Like guys, guys, guys.
I don't watch enough Law and

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Order.
Seriously.

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I did like how like shiny Styles
his eyes were in this scene

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though.
Yes, he was very shiny.

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But Kira is particularly worried
about her phone being locked up

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in evidence.
So we have a a plot point.

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Yeah, and she's not wrong.
Something else I quoted in this

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in this scene that he's not
wrong.

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Detective Douchebag is not
wrong.

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I like that you call him
Detective Douchebag.

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I have him written as Agent MC
Asshole.

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So just, you know, for funded
for profit.

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It's the alliteration on both
ends.

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Indeed.
So they talk about, you know, a

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mass murderer.
But if all of this stuff is

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true, then it means he's being
controlled.

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A mass murderer being controlled
by someone is far worse.

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And I'm sitting here going like,
you know what?

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You're not wrong.
Yeah, it's happened before.

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It'll happen again.
Yeah, they're they always meet

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the cronies first.
Yeah, uh huh.

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For sure.
Oh, which reminds me, to set up

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the spookiness of this episode
in like, the very, very, very

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beginning, before we get to
Isaac being very sad and beat up

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by his new fake dad, there are
all of these children to

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establish that it's Halloween
'cause they're going around and

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Smashing Pumpkins.
First of all, jerk faces don't

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do that.
The ghosty shadow mask guys show

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up like walking down the street
and the children are like

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afraid.
And my note in full caps goes

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yes, spooky ghost guys get them
kids.

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Get those little fuckers.
Because they're smashing other

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people's pumpkins.
Stop it.

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So we have established that like
it is Halloween and the spooky

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ghost guys are coming.
They're coming.

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They are there, they are in
town, they have cool outfits and

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masks.
So Kira is complete.

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That's completely right.
Kira is really, really nervous

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that her phone is being like put
away in lock up.

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And we leave the interrogation
to follow Kira home, where she

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hosts the most beautiful at home
photography ritual I've ever

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seen.
Yes, she lights some candles.

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It's all.
I mean I've never looked that

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good but just can't.
Like it's all perfectly lit,

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with the candle illuminating her
as she takes photos of herself

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through the in the mirror and
the camera.

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Is positively glowing.
Literally glowing.

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Literally glowing.
In the photo in her camera

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'cause she has this like golden
aura around her in the photo.

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You glow girl.
You glow, girl.

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And I don't, I mean, she finds
it off putting at first, but I

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think it's quite beautiful.
It is quite beautiful, but I

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would I will say if I started
glowing out of nowhere I would

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also be concerned.
Yeah.

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I mean, you have to start asking
questions about like, what's in

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your tap water.
Who are my parents?

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Yeah.
Where did we move to?

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Is there some secret trauma?
You, you are from the desert.

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We did do some stuff in the
desert.

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We did it's.
True.

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So whoops might have some
concerns.

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Yeah, so she's got questions.
And she absolutely wants that

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camera back.
Because if we remember, Barrow

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took photos of her with her
camera, with those awesome

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little 2000s things that he was
doing with her camera to like,

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zoom in and use all of.
This super cool optical control.

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Somehow, he seemed to know what
to do.

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So we got to go to school and
we've got Coach walking through

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the hallway with a megaphone
yelling at kids to class

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world's.
Best Educator.

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Yelling Just because there's no
power, don't expect there to be

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no school.
That's a triple negative.

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Very impressive coach.
I want to.

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I want to say false.
I feel like maybe if there's no

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power in the entire town there
is in fact no school.

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Am I wrong?
I mean honestly it depends on

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what time of year it is.
What are they going to do in

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school?
Like, think of all the things

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that require power.
There's not going to be any

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food.
The vending machines aren't

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going to work.
What runs their water like no.

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Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.

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We're not going to ask those
questions, I think.

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Let me tell you.
What?

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They wanted to put a megaphone
in Coach's hand, which, you know

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what?
Same.

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Let me tell you how many
questions I'm going to be

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asking.
But yeah, so Styles is at his

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locker and his key ring falls
out and he happens to notice

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that there is a new key on his
key ring.

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Now this to some people may seem
far fetched.

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Like what do you mean you
noticed a new key?

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I notice when my keys are the
wrong weight.

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Yeah, here's the carrying that
shit around.

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I know how much my keys weigh.
Yeah.

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I like, you know, you get a new
apartment and your house, your

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house keys change.
Or you get a new key at work and

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your house keys change or like,
whatever, and your keys change.

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You're like, something's funny.
Also he has like ADHD, his brain

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is just wired.
I will have additional questions

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about styles keys later in the
episode.

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Sure, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But then we have a moment where

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Scott walks in to the school.
Kira's on the other end of the

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hallway.
He sees Kira.

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Kira then turns around.
Scott's going to go after her.

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And Styles is like no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Because Styles has learned the
Derek lesson.

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Unless we can be absolutely sure
that Kira is clear of being a

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horrible murder monster, there's
no canoodling.

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Nope, we do not make out with
monsters.

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Murders monsters regularly.
Like Scott has not been the one

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to make out with murder
monsters.

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That has been Derek.
That has been Derek.

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But at this point, Stiles is
like no, no, no, no, no.

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We have done enough of this,
thank you.

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Yeah, let's just take a couple
steps back.

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He's not wrong.
Is Kira a murder monster?

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Absolutely not, but they just
need to make sure.

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And I think that's a legitimate
question for.

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That I think that's legitimate.
They've been hurt enough times.

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They've been hurt many times
before.

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Which is especially true because
there are two murder monsters

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roaming around their high
school, still trying to fuck two

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of their friends.
Literally.

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So like trying to keep an
unknown quantity at Bay for like

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a hot minute I think is fair.
Yes, and.

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She's adorable, but like, let's
just.

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She is adorable.
And will she be cleared of all

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charges?
Probably.

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Yes, she was however
electrocuted with a lot of power

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and was fine.
Yeah, so.

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Let's just keep it in the pants
for a minute.

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Well, Speaking of keeping it in
the pants with the murder

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monsters, we flashed to the
locker room of Requirement, yes,

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where Danny is having some
trouble with his very cool

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Halloween blacklight party
because his venue has no power.

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Oh nice.
He's got to be 18 right?

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If he's out there booking a
venue for a black light party.

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Yeah, you got to be 18 to sign
contracts.

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Right.
I mean, so we're going to put

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him as a high school senior now
because otherwise this is

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insane.
Yeah, so Ethan tries to solve

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his problems because one, he's
definitely got thoughts for

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Danny, and two, is because he's
confronting his brother because

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he, Ethan, is right here.
Scott doesn't care about power,

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he cares about people.
So Ethan's trying to play the

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long game, be like, if we want
to get together with Scott, we

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got to start looking at the
world like Scott does.

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Aiden is not thrilled about
this, but.

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No, he is not.
He doesn't.

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He doesn't quite get it yet.
No, but Ethan's, Ethan's getting

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on board.
He is and it gets called out

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later like they they are still
murder monsters and what are

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they doing in this pack?
Go away.

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Go away, please.
For sure.

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But you know.
You can't always get what you

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want.
But Speaking of murder monsters

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trying to get in people's pants,
we go to our next class, which I

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guess is biology.
OK, question.

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Mr. Harris taught physics.
And chemistry.

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And chemistry.
So how is Misses Martin

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substituting for Harris in the
biology classroom?

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I think this is just a fuck up.
Well, because Lydia mentions

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that Mister Harris taught
biology and that he's now at his

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new job, Human Sacrifice.
So what I'm getting is that

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Adrian Harris was the only
teacher in the science

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department.
I think it's just a fuck up.

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Well, for sure, absolutely it
should have been chemistry, but

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maybe the chemistry classroom
like isn't a set that I have any

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more.
Yeah, or or.

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This is the only room that
vaguely looks sciency and they

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just use it for everything.
Yeah.

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So it's.
Yeah.

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But all of this aside, is that
Adrian Harris is supposed to be

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teaching this class, but he is
now a human sacrifice.

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So Miss Natalie Martin is
stepping in as substitute

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teacher now, just like with
Victoria Argent.

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Is she a A teacher?
Is she certified to be A A A a

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substitute teacher?
Does she have any credentials?

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She said she hadn't taught in
like 5 years right?

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I think so.
So like, at least at least

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there's something.
Do they not have Subs on

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standby?
Isn't that like how substitute

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teaching works?
They do.

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They have Subs on standby.
You have a list and you in the

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morning you get a list of like
which teachers are out that day,

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who's like called in sick and
who's planned vacations and

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whatever.
And so you start kind of calling

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them first thing in the morning.
And so it's very possible that

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Natalie may just be on a list,
but they they because you don't

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wanna, you don't necessarily
have to have teaching

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credentials in order to be a
sub.

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But no one on that list had been
teaching less than five years

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ago.
Maybe.

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I just, I really just don't
trust the school is what I'm

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saying.
No, we haven't seen the

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principal in at least two
seasons.

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I don't.
I don't trust.

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Like, I feel like the education
these kids are getting is not

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preparing them to step outside
into the real world.

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But it is preparing them to have
a rotating cast of of adults

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that will give them directions
in their lives.

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I maybe.
So Lydia and her mom sass back

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and forth in the way that only
mothers and daughters who are

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both desperately trying to
retain their social status will

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do.
OK, and how is Lydia gonna

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embarrass Misses Martin when
Lydia's clearly the smartest

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person in that school?
I think that's the joke.

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I'm just saying.
I think that's the joke, but

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Lydia is sitting in the in the
room and Aiden comes to sit next

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to her and Lydia has basically
decided that like, no.

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And my favorite thing about her
reasons for saying no is Boyd.

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They bring up Boyd so often and
I'm like good, good, yes, well,

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Erica was killed by Collie in
the vault and nobody, nobody in

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that room is is there anymore.
This is true.

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Like literally nobody who
witnessed that is alive, except

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for maybe Deukalian.
Yes.

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Or did he die at the end of the
last season?

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I don't remember.
No, remember they sent him off.

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They did.
They sent him away.

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So Deukalian may have witnessed
it, but Collie, Erica, Boyd,

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maybe even Cora, they're all
gone.

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RIP.
Yep, miss you.

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I miss you, Erica, but Lydia,
like, straight up, it's like you

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helped kill Boyd.
I can't.

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You're not just a bad boy,
Aiden.

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You're a bad guy.
And I don't want to be with the

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bad guy.
Yeah.

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Like is she?
She had to deal with Jackson who

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went through some shit.
Yeah, and Jackson wasn't the bad

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guy he was.
Just a bad boy, yeah, who got

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caught up in some shit and he
didn't even mean to.

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Who got caught up in some shit
it.

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Wasn't even her fault.
But Speaking of bad boys.

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I I love where Derek ends up in
this episode just because I

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think it's funny with like the
DJ and everything.

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I have questions about his
location throughout this entire

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episode.
So what we see is him closing

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the door of the loft and like my
note here is hi Derek, where are

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you going?
So where, where is he going?

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Derek, what time is it?
And leaving the loft set up set

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up.
So my question I have to go back

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and like watch it was Derek
wearing the blue shirt when he

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left the loft?
Oh shit, you're right.

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I think he was.
Because he doesn't put the

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jacket back on.
So he takes the jacket to leave

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the house and then the next time
we see him, he's just in a blue

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shirt, no jacket.
The little screen cap on the

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Wikipedia of him, like putting
the coat on the little there's

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like a little sliver of his
shirt peeking out and it's blue.

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OK, so that's at least something
'cause like, it feels like,

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'cause that's like the last
scene that we got of him last

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season.
You know it was him and Cora

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leaving the loft just like that.
Yeah.

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And later, one of the twins says
that, you know, where's the guy

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who owns this place?
Yeah, he's out of town.

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So like, do they think that
Derek's still gone?

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I don't know, because when he
leaves the loft, there's like

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some light coming through.
Yeah.

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And it's in the.
Very next day time.

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Which is like his loft is always
dark, but the way it's lit, they

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make it look like it's daytime.
And the scene with Lydia and

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Aidan, it's light enough.
Although if they're trying to

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pretend that there's no power in
the classrooms, like I don't

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know.
And then the next scene with

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Kira and Scott, it's daylight.
But then when you go back to

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Derek, it's like pitch black,
wherever the fuck he is.

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Like what are where have you
been?

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I yeah, I, I don't know.
It's very confusing, but I and

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why do they think he's gone?
I think they do this to set up

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that the loft is still around
and that Derek still has it.

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I think so too, but they make it
sound like everyone thinks he's

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gone because when Ethan says
that, I'm like, he's not out of

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town.
He went to get candy.

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What the fuck?
Like I don't understand.

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I don't understand.
He's coming back to do trick or

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treating, except who would come
to trick or treat at this place?

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It's.
AI feel awful saying this.

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Has Derek been in this season
yet?

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In 3A or three, three.
B. 3B starts at 13, right?

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At 13.
Yeah, I mean kind of little,

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little bit.
Because they did the whole thing

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00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,800
with Peter and Derek in the
claws in the back of the.

438
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,520
Neck and the claws in the back.
So yeah.

439
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,160
So he is back in town.
But they maybe they don't know

440
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,160
that.
Maybe.

441
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,000
Maybe they don't know that.
Yeah, maybe they don't know

442
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,960
because Derek is having like his
own side plot adventures and

443
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,960
really isn't or hasn't been in
much with the pack.

444
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,840
But they did that Peter and
Derek did that claw thing with

445
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,800
with her in the loft.
Yeah, they did it in the loft.

446
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,280
So why, why the twins think that
Derek is like still out of town?

447
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,080
I I don't, I don't know.
I don't know.

448
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:15,560
But for me, they set up that the
loft is still around and that we

449
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,360
still have it, that it's not
some mystery magic location,

450
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,520
that it's like a real place that
we've been before.

451
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,720
Yeah, it's bold of them to just
think like, who does everyone

452
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,080
have a fucking key to the loft,
apparently.

453
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,720
Apparently.
So anyway, before they do that,

454
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,960
there's Scott and Kira having a
little lunch.

455
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,920
Because Kira's hiding in the
hallway where Scott used to hide

456
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,600
in season 1.
Yes, yeah.

457
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:47,840
And Scott is just like that boy
has had some training in like

458
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:52,840
trauma informed care because
Kira immediately says like, I

459
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:56,160
don't want to talk about it.
And Scott says, okay, you want

460
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,880
to talk about the precalc test
on Friday.

461
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,400
Yep, he knows what that's.
And it's like he's still there

462
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,640
offering her support and
connection, but not immediately

463
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,880
talking about the thing that she
doesn't want to talk about until

464
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,480
she's ready to talk about it.
And I just love that for him so

465
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,040
much.
He's so stinking cute.

466
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,280
They're adorable.
I love Scott and Cure so much.

467
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,520
And then, you know, they haven't
known each other that long, but

468
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,080
you know, he was, he was there
in the substation.

469
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,000
So she's like, hey, I needed to
take this picture of me so you

470
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,240
can see what I see and probably
not tell me I'm fucking crazy.

471
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,040
And he does, and he's really,
really sweet about it.

472
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,360
I do wonder if his brain was
like oh monster or like this

473
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:42,400
looks okay.
Well, because like it, it didn't

474
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,240
reach out and attack him.
It didn't do any of that.

475
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:50,640
And he can see it, but like,
it's not, it doesn't look sick.

476
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,760
It doesn't look like a funny
shape kind of like Peter did.

477
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,600
So like you know, seems
reasonable.

478
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,680
Seems chill, it's like a nice
pretty golden glowy.

479
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,920
Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, I think, I think this is

480
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,960
gonna be OK.
Yeah.

481
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,560
So then he's and Kira tells him
like this just started showing

482
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,760
up a few months ago and somehow
Barrow knew about it.

483
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,840
And then Scott's like, Oh yeah,
we need to get that phone.

484
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,920
Yikes.
He Yikes.

485
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,840
Now, now we need that phone.
So then we go back to Derek, who

486
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:25,560
I keep forgetting drives like a
Jeep now and not the Camaro.

487
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,720
And it makes me angry time every
time.

488
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,520
So please appreciate my notes.
And Derek growls at children, a

489
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:36,840
man after Emily's own heart.
I actually really love the scene

490
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,480
every time I see it.
But then Derek we learned that

491
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,200
Derek keeps a bag of Halloween
candy in his car.

492
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,400
So is this what he was doing
when he left?

493
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,680
Was to go get Halloween candy?
Go.

494
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,160
Get Halloween candy.
Except what it took him all day

495
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,240
to get one bag of.
You know what?

496
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,200
Maybe he had other errands.
Okay.

497
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,360
Maybe, yeah, but undisclosed
errands?

498
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,120
No.
My personal favorite though is

499
00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:00,040
that his study is to go into the
trunk to get a new bag of

500
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,600
Halloween candy.
He reaches into the driver's

501
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,960
side window to get an already
open bag of Halloween candy.

502
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,240
Snacking on that candy as he's
driving around.

503
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,120
You know this.
Man.

504
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,520
And like, did he pull up to the
loft?

505
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,160
Yes, that is the thing.
He pulled up to the loft so he

506
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:20,440
is about to go home.
Yes, so we've agreed that the

507
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,760
loft is in like some weird
industrial downtown part of

508
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,040
Yeah.
Where the fuck are these three

509
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,400
little trick or treaters?
I don't know.

510
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:33,200
They just out alone downtown and
not in like the neighborhoods.

511
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,000
I don't know, but there's
there's children, maybe there's

512
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,080
good like a trunk or treat going
on.

513
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,760
I don't know.
But these little kids run up to

514
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:47,000
him and he very like menacingly
reaches for the bag of Halloween

515
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,680
candy in his car.
And then he decides to like he

516
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,560
very like intimidatingly, like
plunks a candy bar in each of

517
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,280
their little buckets.
And then he decides to shift and

518
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,720
like roll around them.
Absolutely.

519
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,880
I love it every time.
And so he's feeling they run

520
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,840
away and he's feeling pretty
smug about himself, but that he

521
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,720
gets attacked by the shadow
creatures.

522
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:15,280
They manifest around him so I'm
OK given the timeline which give

523
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,000
it.
You know this fucking Showtime

524
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,920
means nothing, but they get him
first.

525
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,400
Right.
Yes.

526
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,560
OK.
It's Isaac 1st and then Derek.

527
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,960
I Oh, yes, OK, Isaac first, then
Derek.

528
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,640
But tonight it's just, it's been
so far, it's just Derek.

529
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,560
Well, I guess Isaac is the same
day.

530
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,240
Yeah.
I hate time.

531
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,320
Yeah, but it was a different
episode, so.

532
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,800
It was a different episode.
OK.

533
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,440
All right.
So, yeah, they get they get

534
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,160
Derek first because it's hard.
OK, we'll come back to Derek

535
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,680
later.
So he goes.

536
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,040
Well, we don't know what happens
to him.

537
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,640
He just the mysterious figures
get around him and then poof,

538
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,280
poof.
So we have the sheriff's station

539
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,640
because, you know, kids always
have to break into the sheriff's

540
00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:00,680
station styles.
Give Scott and Kira like cloned

541
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,280
access cards to like the
entirety of the station.

542
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,480
Lol.
So they can try to get Kira's

543
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,760
phone back and he's going to
hang outside to keep watch

544
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:12,360
because he is not about to make
it worse for his dad with

545
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,120
Detective Douchebag.
Correct.

546
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,960
I had a question of do those key
cards still work if there's no

547
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,560
power because the little light
beeps.

548
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,840
I was like are they battery?
Are they?

549
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,560
Is there a generator like what
are what are we doing?

550
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,120
Because they're magnetic, but
it's going to be an electronic

551
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:30,240
key card reader.
So maybe they're running on a

552
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,640
generator.
Yeah, for like security

553
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,440
purposes.
Maybe they have like a battery

554
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,720
backup?
But then at one point a

555
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,280
detective douchebag like walks
in the front door without

556
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,080
swiping.
But maybe that door just opens

557
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,560
to the public.
Maybe.

558
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,880
Yeah, I.
Was like, OK, whatever.

559
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:50,480
That front door probably has key
access and not key card access.

560
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,080
That's fair.
Yeah, I was like, but the

561
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,360
powers.
Yeah, it would not surprise me

562
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,160
if those things had a battery
backup.

563
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,720
There would have, I mean,
otherwise no one needs the key

564
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,600
cards if the power goes out
right?

565
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,280
They would just be locked.
I would be willing to say that

566
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:09,760
they have a battery backup.
Yeah, anyway, they they do the

567
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,920
sneaky snakes inside and get to
Kira's phone, but obviously the

568
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,400
battery's dead.
Because it's 2014 and.

569
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,080
Actually I bet the battery
lasted longer then God.

570
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,600
It probably did.
So now they got to find a

571
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,080
charger and I liked it.
When they were digging around in

572
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,000
the drawers, there was a floppy
disk in the drawer.

573
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,840
I was like, I see you, floppy.
A legend.

574
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,360
A legend miss.
You didn't hold Jack shit, but

575
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,960
you were cute.
You were cool.

576
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:39,160
So they flip over and Agent
Mccall's laptop to like, plug

577
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,560
the charger into the.
I was like, why not just the

578
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,400
wall?
But it was for this moment that

579
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:48,040
McCall has a picture of baby
Scott as his background.

580
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,960
Turns out that he in fact does
want to be a dad.

581
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,000
I mean, does he?
Well, sorta.

582
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:58,680
I guess so.
Out on Lookout Styles is like

583
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,440
flipping a little key chain
around trying to figure out what

584
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,960
this mysterious key is all about
when Detective Douchebag shows

585
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:07,800
up to spoil the party.
I love that at least Styles is a

586
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,800
a good watch out like a good
lookout.

587
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,040
Yeah.
Because many lookouts are are

588
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,680
not good.
That's a that's a nap time.

589
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:21,080
The lookout is a nap time.
So, you know, obviously Styles

590
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,960
can't get a hold of Scott to
give him a warning.

591
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,160
So what he does is leap out of
the car and run after McCall to

592
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,840
distract him and starts to like,
Babble incoherently about.

593
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:37,760
Oh, there's the link between the
obviously it was a the student

594
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,320
or some whatever he says.
And weirdly, McCall is like,

595
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,720
yeah, we've actually started
looking at links between Barrow

596
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,280
and students at the high school.
And that actually it was your

597
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:52,400
dad's suggestion, his one useful
suggestion.

598
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:59,400
And I loved this moment because
like the flip in styles, his

599
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:05,720
tone and like his face and like
the little micro acting I was

600
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,760
like God damn.
And This is why Dylan O'Brien is

601
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,960
the breakout star of Teen Wolf.
It really is.

602
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:17,200
Though.
He's so good, and in this season

603
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:21,040
he gets to just show off every
single bit of his acting chops.

604
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,160
Yes, and we eat them all up.
This is so good.

605
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,160
He flips on a dime.
I wrote That was like, on a

606
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:31,040
dime.
He starts to threaten you.

607
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,760
Can't recall.
It's perfect.

608
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,360
Like this attitude, I can't even
like do it because like the tone

609
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:43,560
of his voice and it like the way
the camera is from behind McCall

610
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:48,120
over his shoulder and like,
O'Brien is like half shadowed.

611
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,640
He's very pale.
But like, I think it's a little

612
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,800
foreshadowing to what he is
later.

613
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,600
Yeah.
But yeah, like, this attitude

614
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,960
you have towards my dad, I know
the real reason you don't like

615
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,640
him.
And he knows something you don't

616
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,000
want to know.
You don't want him to know.

617
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,200
And guess what?
I know it too.

618
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,320
Yeah.
So Agent Mcassole has a Agent

619
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:14,840
Mcassole has a tragic back story
and styles knows.

620
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:19,360
Yeah, he does.
Now knowing about the tragic

621
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:24,800
back story, a fucking course.
Styles knows you couldn't keep

622
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,560
this shit from him.
But keep anything from him.

623
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,160
We'll get there when we get
there.

624
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,440
Yeah, you can't.
He knows everything.

625
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,720
Yeah.
Yeah.

626
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,400
I just this, this whole moment,
I was like, This is why he's so

627
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:37,960
good.
Yeah, so.

628
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:42,680
Scott and Kira get the pics of
her glowing, delete it off her

629
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,680
phone and then leave it for
evidence so it doesn't look like

630
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,520
they were tampering.
And she's so cute when they come

631
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,320
like bounding out of the the
Sheriff's Department.

632
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,640
She was like just like a fun
time committing evidence

633
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,240
tampering.
My favorite is that is that,

634
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:02,360
like, Scott has finally learned
the Styles way of, like, bending

635
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,240
the truth.
Yeah.

636
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,280
Like, I just told him that there
were pictures on your phone that

637
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,360
you needed deleted.
What kind of pictures?

638
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,920
She's like naked pictures.
She was like, oh, that's a good

639
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,160
idea.
Yeah.

640
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,960
Like, OK.
She's so supportive of this.

641
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:24,120
She's she's so supportive of the
like delete nudes off of police

642
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,880
evidence plan.
Yeah, yeah.

643
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,320
I love her so much.
Oh my God.

644
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,440
All right, so.
Instead of going home.

645
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,880
We get to go to the loft,
everybody at the club getting

646
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:39,840
glowy.
I I mean it's so unnecessary but

647
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,120
I love how Isaac opens the loft
door so that the audience enters

648
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,800
the party.
Yes, like he.

649
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,440
He opens it and steps out of
frame so that we're like walking

650
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,680
in.
This fucking party looks like a

651
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,360
migraine.
And I want to go to it so bad.

652
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,520
Oh I hate.
It I want it so bad I.

653
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,400
Love, did you have fun, my
sweetie?

654
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,520
I love everything about this
ridiculous party.

655
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,920
All the paid people, all the
weird, the DJ helmet, all the

656
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,040
all the stuff.
I think this is the most

657
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,600
visually exciting party I've
seen on TV in a long time.

658
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,560
It looks, yes, visually exciting
on TV and I would love to be at

659
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,239
home in my pajamas asleep.
And Isaac says the one thing we

660
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,320
are all thinking, Derek can
never know about.

661
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,840
This yes.
Oh my God, he knows what his dad

662
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,880
would say.
Dad's mad.

663
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,560
Dad is going to be so mad about
this, you guys.

664
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,960
And so.
Wrong.

665
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:42,120
Yeah, but you know, Ethan and
Danny, you're like flirting at

666
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:47,239
the the body painting station
and I then you see the scary

667
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,679
ghost smoke monsters and my
notes are like, Oh no, the scary

668
00:34:50,679 --> 00:34:52,320
ghost to hear Danny.
No.

669
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,120
I thought it was interesting
that Danny kind of seemed to

670
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:59,960
like sense them.
Yeah, Danny is now in one of the

671
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:03,760
like packs strongholds with pack
adjacent people.

672
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,920
Like he is getting a little too
close for comfort here and I

673
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,600
love this for him.
Danny belongs in the pack, but

674
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,880
like.
Well he does, but I also want

675
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,160
him to just like escape forever
and never get hurt.

676
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,160
Yeah, but his, he's best.
He's with Jackson.

677
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,240
So like.
Yeah.

678
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:19,520
Not going to happen.
It's.

679
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:23,560
Not going to happen.
So Ethan leaves Danny to get his

680
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:27,680
body painted because boy are
people losing their clothes left

681
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:32,160
and right in this episode.
And Ethan goes to get ice

682
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:37,200
because he has to go to the
spookiest place I've ever seen

683
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,080
to get ice.
I don't know why they didn't

684
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:44,360
just like keep the ice in the
bathtub or something.

685
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:48,120
I don't know, but he has to go
to a very spooky location to get

686
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:54,240
ice and the power goes out and
it's very spooky and Etho's like

687
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:57,280
with the light bulb with the
generators chat and the scary

688
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,720
ghosts attack Ethan.
Yes, of course they do.

689
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,240
Of course they do.
So he goes down by Ethan.

690
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:07,240
Rhett Row. 2 down.
Then we got Styles, Scott and

691
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:10,920
Kira showing up and Styles is,
you know, telling Scott all

692
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,280
about this key that just showed
up on his key ring because we

693
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,360
haven't forgotten about that.
Except a cute girl walks up and

694
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,920
just smooches Styles on the
cheek.

695
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,320
Which.
Congratulations.

696
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,120
Absolutely distracts him from
the key.

697
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:27,360
Yeah, as it should.
So the key is out of his mind

698
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,920
for for a hot minute there and
then we've got Scott and Kira

699
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,560
holding hands.
All cute except Allison is

700
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,560
across the way and sees them.
And she's a little.

701
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,200
Sad.
Then Allison gets a little sad

702
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:41,400
and then Scott feels a little
funny and Kira sees them and

703
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,840
it's really sad and it's weird,
but it's going to be OK.

704
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,440
And then Allison's trying to
smile it off and then Kira kind

705
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,280
of disappears.
And then Scott's like Alpha eyes

706
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,440
are looking around the party for
Kira and he can see the aura

707
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,920
with his Alpha eyes was actually
pretty cool.

708
00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:58,600
And like it's.
So.

709
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,320
Like.
Flowy and pretty.

710
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,800
But then she turns around and
like, look at that snout.

711
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,720
Yeah.
Look at that snout.

712
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,240
It's very, it's actually very
cute.

713
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:11,480
It's so cute.
I I like this moment.

714
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,520
It's also fun to see like a a
power.

715
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,640
I guess it kind of makes sense.
Like, sure, I guess his alpha

716
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:23,200
eyes can see something magical.
Yeah, that's the right word.

717
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,080
Like.
That absolutely makes sense.

718
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:29,640
It's it like, it's like how we
wish you could see, like the

719
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,760
chemo signals.
Yeah.

720
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,640
Like it's just it's nice to know
that his werewolf powers have

721
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,080
some visual cues too.
Then that's fun.

722
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,880
Yep, Yep.
So it's cool.

723
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,480
So then his, you know, his party
is raging all around and Styles

724
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,440
has gone and found the girl that
smooched him and it turns out

725
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:56,240
it's Caitlin, our our girl from
three Three Fireflies.

726
00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:00,120
Who had that beautiful tent?
That tent date with her lady.

727
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:03,920
Who died in the woods?
Human sacrifice.

728
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:09,680
Yes, she was one of our our
sacrifices and she she might be

729
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,240
partying her grief away still.
Indeed.

730
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,480
Because Styles is like, Oh my
God, are you OK?

731
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,200
And she's like, yeah, like, are
you with hoe?

732
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:20,760
I mean, for the for the show,
like, I think we can be like,

733
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,560
whatever.
I think if you're going to

734
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,000
fanfic it, you're like, no, this
girl is still very sad because

735
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,560
not that much time has passed.
No, absolutely not.

736
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,080
For her girlfriend getting
ripped out of the tent and

737
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,280
ending up a human sacrifice.
Correct.

738
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,800
But she does ask Styles to dance
and like, what's he going to

739
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,360
say?
No, Yeah.

740
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,360
So off he goes.
Bye bye.

741
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,920
And sweet Lydia is like off to
the side just staring at people

742
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,520
being like, which I I was gonna
say like, that's me at a party

743
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:52,520
going no, no, I'm going home.
And Isaac and Aiden like walks

744
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:56,360
up to her with these like fake
teeth like fake like razor teeth

745
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,600
in and she completely shuts him
down.

746
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,560
Not as good as the real ones or
as lethal like.

747
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,480
Such a doofus he's.
Such a doofus.

748
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,480
Leave this girl alone for a
minute, man.

749
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,560
Like she's mad.
Let her be mad.

750
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:14,000
Just let her be mad, you know?
So we go back, we're bouncing

751
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,440
around from pack to pack.
Allison and Isaac are talking a

752
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,960
little bit, and Allison and
Isaac's like, we got to tell

753
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,920
Scott about the smoke monsters.
And Allison's like, no, my dad

754
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,160
wanted more time.
And Isaac says I don't like

755
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:33,840
keeping secrets from Scott.
Except for the Allison's secret,

756
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:38,280
yes. 11 Big secret.
Just one.

757
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,480
Just just that one big secret.
I think Isaac's kind of in the

758
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,440
right here of like, hey, this is
this is a problem I got I got

759
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,520
beat down by some smoke
monsters.

760
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,960
And in the past, your dad
knowing stuff that other people

761
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:56,200
didn't know was a problem.
So like maybe we should pool our

762
00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:01,120
resources earlier?
And so Allison decides to

763
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,640
distract him.
She does.

764
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,560
A little bit.
So, you know, I'm just really

765
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,280
frustrated.
And Isaac's like sexually, and

766
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,360
they're like, uh huh.
The two of them have sexual

767
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,560
frustration now.
At this point, I don't know if

768
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,720
the actors were day to the
earth.

769
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:17,320
They had already broken up.
I don't remember the timeline

770
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,080
anymore.
Like there was definitely some

771
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,560
cast canoodling at in and around
this point.

772
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,480
Sure was.
And she drops one of my favorite

773
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,720
lines of the whole episode
because she just dies to strip

774
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:35,360
off her shirt and wore a
bralette specifically for the

775
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,840
party because it's
photoreactive.

776
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,040
Do you want to talk about Scott
or do you want to paint my body?

777
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,880
She wants to paint her body.
Absolutely.

778
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,600
Like it's.
A really cute little bralette.

779
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,240
It is a super cute little
bralette.

780
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,240
I love this for her.
And it glows bright pink and

781
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,640
it's very her.
And so Lydia's just like hanging

782
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:54,720
out on the side, making
observations, looking at Allison

783
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:58,200
and Isaac, looking at Styles,
looking at Aiden.

784
00:40:58,520 --> 00:40:59,120
But.
Yep.

785
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:02,280
Then she feels.
Something.

786
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,960
Yep, yes she does.
She knows something's not right

787
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:10,560
here and she starts calling out
for Scott and ends up stepping

788
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,520
outside the party onto the
balcony.

789
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,400
Literally looks like she's looks
like she's about to jump, like

790
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,200
she's gonna jump.
I hate this for her.

791
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,880
It's also like a very unused
part of Derek's living space.

792
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,680
I feel like he could really
decorate this up and have some

793
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,800
like nice outdoor living space
for himself.

794
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,440
You know, get some plants, get
some tiny twinkly lights.

795
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,880
Yeah, I think he could really do
some work here.

796
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:39,040
Chair with a blankie.
Yeah, have some coffee out there

797
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:43,120
on the weekends.
But instead she sees a shadow

798
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:46,280
hand coming up through the
concrete and crawling up through

799
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:50,560
the floor, and she tries to do
her scream, but they stop her

800
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,480
from screaming.
The ghost like takes her scream

801
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,320
from her mouth.
But I'm like literally level up,

802
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,800
OK, Literally like take her
voice.

803
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:06,080
Like ah, also super cool.
Very cool and also I hate it and

804
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,200
she.
Of things.

805
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaking of things I hate, yeah.
Yeah, many.

806
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,720
Lydia goes down.
Lydia goes down.

807
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaking of things I hate.
Sucks.

808
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:20,160
So we are back in the party and
we go back to Styles and

809
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:26,160
Caitlin, who decide to have
probably the most fandom famous

810
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,360
conversation comes out of Teen
Wolf.

811
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:33,520
Yep, yes we do.
For context, today I went on a

812
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:39,080
very long hike and about halfway
through I just decide because I

813
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,360
was reflecting on the podcast
that we were going to record

814
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:45,960
today and I yelled at the
universe towards my husband but

815
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,720
not at him.
You know what I mean about this

816
00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:52,760
conversation and how angry I
still am about it 10 years

817
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:53,920
later.
Yep.

818
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:58,480
So Caitlin has brought styles
like a beer or something and

819
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:03,160
asks if she's got like a beer, a
bottle opener and takes the his

820
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:09,120
keys, the special keys that are
plot pointy and the the new key

821
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:14,240
glows because there's turns out
there's phosphorus on it, like

822
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:20,280
something new about the key, and
he's like thinking about it.

823
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:25,320
But then Caitlin kisses him
instead and Styles is like but

824
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:29,640
girlfriend.
And her response is, I do like

825
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,320
girls do you?
Styles is like, absolutely

826
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,400
great.
So you also like boys.

827
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,840
And Caitlin goes absolutely do
you?

828
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:46,760
And Styles doesn't answer, but
he does think about it.

829
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:50,840
The thing that gets me about
this particular conversation,

830
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:55,400
especially in this rewatch, is
that, you know, if it had just

831
00:43:55,400 --> 00:44:00,720
been that he like kind of like
open eyed, open mouth kind of

832
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,680
like, and then they'd cut away
to something else.

833
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,600
I don't think I'd be I I'd still
be mad, but not as mad.

834
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:12,200
He immediately looks around.
What you looking for, bud?

835
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:17,640
Where are you?
Yeah, he's like fuck, like

836
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:22,920
actually contemplating or like,
And there's also studies about

837
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:27,040
where your eyes track when you
are thinking about certain

838
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,360
things.
So like when your eyes track One

839
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,160
Direction, it's light, One
Direction, it's lighting up

840
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,640
different parts of your brain.
So like if you're lost in

841
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,360
thought and you're looking in a
certain direction, you're

842
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,800
probably daydreaming or you're
doing analytical work or you're

843
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,360
doing whatever.
So he's like, he's actively

844
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,520
thinking.
He's acting.

845
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,760
I mean, he's thinking about.
That acting but like you could

846
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,120
use a different take, you know
what I mean?

847
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:51,360
I'm so mad about it.
I'm so mad about it.

848
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:56,080
Because a different take or a
different script is so you like,

849
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,160
you also like boys.
Absolutely.

850
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:01,560
Do you?
No, but that's not the script.

851
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,120
And there's been, and like we've
discussed in this fucking

852
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,920
podcast, there's been what, two
or three other conversations

853
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,600
with his dad where he's like, I
could be gay.

854
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,520
I could like boys.
You're not gay.

855
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,440
Well, I could be.
I could be.

856
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,920
Am I attractive to gay guys?
This makes me really want to

857
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,400
kiss.
You can't.

858
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,960
Can you just kiss me right in
the mouth?

859
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,280
Yeah.
Like this is not the first time.

860
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:26,040
And I just style.
Stilinski walked so that Evan

861
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,960
Buckley could run, dear.
Sweet Evan.

862
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:33,360
That's all I've got is like, I
know this is this is this is as

863
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,560
close as a confirmation as we
ever get to buy styles.

864
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,960
It is.
I know in this moment it's not

865
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,800
even about like, is it styles
and Derrick?

866
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,760
Is it Styles and Scott?
Is it Styles and Isaac?

867
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,800
It's just about styles.
Mm Hmm.

868
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,200
Yep.
Like it's just about styles and

869
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,640
I there are people in Phantom
who were like no styles of

870
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,200
straight what does it matter?
But I'm like you can't look at

871
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,440
this and not ask the question.
Yeah, and like, I don't know,

872
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:01,720
you do you if you want, but
like, we're gonna do us.

873
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:06,880
And this is the text.
This is This is the text I'm I'm

874
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,520
I'm I'm interpreting the text as
I see it.

875
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:14,360
And you get to the writers could
have written it differently.

876
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,440
And that's also where, like
queerbaiting comes in, right?

877
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,120
Like.
Right.

878
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:23,440
They this passed through so many
revisions to get to scream

879
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,720
right?
There were so many opportunities

880
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:31,440
and drafts to then say, you know
what, we shouldn't we're we're

881
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:36,080
not going to do this because he.
He could have responded any, any

882
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:39,280
kind of different ways from a
straight no to a huh, I've never

883
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,560
really thought about it to, you
know, well, not tonight.

884
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,520
Yeah.
Like and any of those would have

885
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:50,000
been fine, but what they do is
let him sit and think about it

886
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:54,600
and he and they have him in the
end, the in the edit in the, you

887
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:58,600
know, the thing that they chose
looking around and realizing

888
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,720
where he is.
They could have also filmed this

889
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:05,120
and then cut it from the show.
Right, because it.

890
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:09,320
Absolutely.
It absolutely has nothing to do

891
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:14,280
with anything because you could
just the.

892
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,880
Phosphorus the.
Phosphorus and then he

893
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:21,720
immediately goes oh shit I think
I know what this is because he

894
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:26,080
then immediately cause Caitlin
starts kissing on him and he's

895
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,840
like thinking too much about the
phosphorus key and then he's got

896
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,040
to go and then brings her an
entire bottle of water.

897
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,680
And I love this for him.
They didn't have to have this

898
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:37,360
mental conversation at all.
The scene works without it.

899
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:43,080
So this was a choice, this was
an intentional choice, and I

900
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,640
have so many questions.
Yep.

901
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,960
But I feel pretty safe to say
that this podcast believes in by

902
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,800
Styles.
Yeah, obviously.

903
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,720
Like I just, I feel the need to
say that out loud.

904
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:57,920
Like we believe in by styles.
Yes.

905
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,280
So.
Duh.

906
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,920
Put a stamp on it.
Put a stamp on it, signed,

907
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,320
sealed, delivered.
Like, absolutely.

908
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,920
And Caring Styles, who does
bring her a bottle of water and

909
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,880
tells her to drink it because
you should be drinking water at

910
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,280
a party.
Oh my gosh, always drink water.

911
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:17,040
OK, can I go on?
Like a science, Like sojourn.

912
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,720
Sure, it's our podcast.
We know what the fuck we want.

913
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:22,920
When you are hungover, when you
are drinking and you get

914
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:26,960
hungover the next day, what a
hangover is, is dehydration

915
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:31,120
because the process that your
body uses, it's literally called

916
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,960
alcohol or de Alcoholics.
Alcoholics, whatever the enzyme

917
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:39,200
is that breaks down the alcohol,
it uses a fuck ton of water in

918
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,680
that process.
And so when your body is

919
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,640
breaking down alcohol, it is
using way more water than it

920
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,480
usually needs to break down that
stuff.

921
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,400
So when you are hungover, when
you've got that really bad

922
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,960
headache and that really bad
nausea that's caused by

923
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,440
dehydration when and also, you
know, alcohol poison.

924
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,040
But don't do that.
So when you are drinking, for

925
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:04,520
the love of all that is good,
put water in your body.

926
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:09,400
One alcohol to 1 water.
It will not make you less drunk.

927
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:14,120
It will make you pee more.
I'm sorry about that, but your

928
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:18,160
body needs the water in order to
break down the alcohol that

929
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,360
you're putting in.
So please please please please

930
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,840
please.
We're not kidding about drinking

931
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,160
water.
Please please please because

932
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:31,240
being hungover sucks and if you
are ever I'll from drinking too

933
00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:33,800
much, that is the first sign of
alcohol poisoning.

934
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:37,160
My good dudes.
Please please please stop.

935
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:40,560
Just because it's out of your
tummy doesn't mean it's out of

936
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,200
your system.
This has been science sojourn

937
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,520
with Allison.
If you're ever at a a black Lite

938
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:47,960
party with a bunch of
werewolves.

939
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,600
They're.
Gonna heal and you're gonna not.

940
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,000
They're gonna heal and you're
gonna not including Scott and

941
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,520
Kira, who are being super
adorable on the roof.

942
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:04,520
Also, just like coffee isn't
what's curing your hangover,

943
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,520
it's water.
It's water.

944
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,600
Also, coffee will not make you
less drunk, it'll just make you

945
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:13,200
very perky.
Yeah, it's just the caffeine

946
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:17,200
warring with everything else.
It's the upper of the caffeine

947
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,960
fighting against the the the
downer of the alcohol.

948
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,520
It's gonna give you a heart
attack.

949
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,640
Stop it.
And also, you don't have to

950
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,520
drink to have fun.
Oh weird.

951
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:31,520
Anyway, but yes, Scotty and Kira
are being freaking adorable on

952
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,880
the roof and I just love this
for them so much.

953
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,840
I know and she and he tells her
that the aura around her looks

954
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:41,600
like a fox.
It's so sweet, it's very cute,

955
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,760
but we have to leave it to Allie
A to give us our next plot

956
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,880
point.
I love this for them because

957
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,840
Allison and Isaac are back
inside being really sexy woo

958
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,840
woo.
But then she sees something

959
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:55,920
weird behind his ear.
Yes, it's like a.

960
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,600
Little something.
A raised up turns out to be a a

961
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:06,080
#5.
So I think they Danny, I think

962
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,080
comes up to them is like, have
you guys seen Ethan?

963
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,560
And they haven't, nobody seen
Ethan in like half an hour.

964
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,840
And so Allison and Isaac go
adventuring and they find Ethan,

965
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,560
who is frozen and sad in the ice
room.

966
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,040
Yep, which is kind of funny.
He's frozen in the ice room, the

967
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,720
whole Isaac breaks his arm to
trigger the healing.

968
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:26,920
With that, he learned from his
alpha daddy.

969
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:31,440
Yes, and they also find Lydia
out freezing cold on the

970
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,680
balcony.
Danny and Aiden end up finding

971
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,960
Lydia on the balcony.
Everybody is so cold,

972
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,920
unfortunately they can't break
Lydias arm to trigger her

973
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,680
healing.
So no, they just have to put her

974
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,920
next to the heater.
That sucks.

975
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,520
They all have the number 5
behind their ears.

976
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:52,640
So does Derek, who is all alone.
Eric has been passed out this

977
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:56,800
entire fucking time, yes.
You're telling me that Danny,

978
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,720
Aiden and Ethan all did the
equipment load in and nobody

979
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:02,400
passed?
Barrick's like passed out

980
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,680
fucking body in the parking lot,
right?

981
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,920
Yes, 'cause that he's at home,
he's at the loft.

982
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,080
He's literally in his regular
parking spot.

983
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,320
Yeah.
What?

984
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:15,800
What you fucks?
That's why my note was like 1

985
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:19,280
how did he recover on his own
and two, where is he?

986
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:20,800
Well, so he's.
At home.

987
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:26,800
He has been so like in theory
everybody else gets found by

988
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,560
somebody within on the like
within an amount of time.

989
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:33,360
Like Allison and Chris hear
Isaac get attacked so they are

990
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,720
on him immediately.
It takes Allison and Isaac about

991
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:41,280
1/2 hour to find Ethan, and
Aidan and Danny find Lydia.

992
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:46,040
Maybe 5-10 minutes.
Derek has been down there the

993
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,000
entire time.
The sun has set, an entire party

994
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,760
has gone on, so he's probably
been there four or five hours.

995
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,400
Cold.
Just cold.

996
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,320
And freezing on the ground.
Yeah.

997
00:52:57,720 --> 00:53:02,120
So Derek got attacked, he wakes
up, he's also marked that like

998
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:08,560
#5 thingy on his ear and he
roars this like big awful roar.

999
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:13,920
And who hears him?
Scotty McCall, who is standing

1000
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,360
on the roof.
Which, OK, is not that far away.

1001
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:20,640
Not that far away right there,
but like the look, the look on

1002
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,120
Scott's face is like, I didn't
know you were home.

1003
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,120
Like did did we think that he
wasn't home?

1004
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,920
I.
Where did everyone think he was?

1005
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,920
He was just.
Maybe he was still in Mexico,

1006
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,960
maybe they hadn't.
He hadn't, like, said anything.

1007
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:36,360
I guess he must have been.
He's a poor man.

1008
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,280
His friends don't even know that
he's gone.

1009
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,520
RIP.
So Derek, you know, Waltz is

1010
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:44,560
back into his own God damn home
towards the DJ.

1011
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:50,080
Daddy's home.
The bouncer tries to stop him

1012
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:54,680
because he's dumb and he's like
I said the DJ doesn't take

1013
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:59,440
requests Derek's like he'll take
mine and just smashes the ones

1014
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,360
and twos to the.
Ground buy and then he yells and

1015
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,840
evicts all the party goers.
Then I was like his poor house.

1016
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,040
Yeah.
I'm sure there are clothes

1017
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,480
everywhere and paint.
It's already been flooded at

1018
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,400
least once.
At least once there's blood

1019
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:18,440
stains everywhere like.
It's a good thing he owns it

1020
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,160
because he's not going to get
the deposit back.

1021
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:24,560
Seriously.
So everyone's kind of around,

1022
00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:30,200
but so are the the smoke
monsters who are moving in like

1023
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,920
a creepy unison and all of them
are looking at Aiden.

1024
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:37,320
Dun Dun.
Who's like, they're all looking

1025
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,840
at me.
The scene is also blue, so you

1026
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,560
know that it's battle time.
Yeah, it's battle time, so Derek

1027
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,280
and Scott go in to attack the
ghosties, but they lose pretty

1028
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,560
bad.
Isaac starts to go in to a

1029
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:53,280
ghosty, but then a ghosty pulls
a sword out of his belly.

1030
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,560
That was pretty sweet.
Like whoopsie daisies, they just

1031
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,800
upgraded, OK?
Yeah, I like that.

1032
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,200
That was cool.
And so then everyone's kind of

1033
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,600
beaten down on the ground.
And so they go, the ghosties go

1034
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:09,240
to Aiden and they do this thing
where they like put a ghosty

1035
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:13,000
hand kind of on the back, like
on the side of his head and then

1036
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,560
like brush down, mark him behind
his ear, and then he goes down.

1037
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:21,120
So also surprised.
Not sure if we've noticed this,

1038
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,920
but Kira's still in the room.
Yes, so.

1039
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,760
Surprised Kira.
Is it on the secret?

1040
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,320
Oopsie daisies.
Yeah, 'cause Scott and everyone

1041
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:31,920
did do some some eye growling,
teeth out, some claws.

1042
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:36,440
Whoopsie doodles.
Yeah, oops, Scott's alpha eyes

1043
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,440
are out.
But then the the sun comes up

1044
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,920
and the smoke creatures just
kind of disappear.

1045
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,920
Poof.
As the sun hits them and Isaac's

1046
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,400
like, yeah, your dad's 24 hours
are up.

1047
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:52,280
Speaking of his new father,
Christopher, middle name Argent

1048
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:57,400
rolls back into his own
apartment door.

1049
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:02,120
With he, he is completely
beaten.

1050
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,680
He got the shit beaten out of
him.

1051
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,240
He is covered in blood.
He's leaving blood stains.

1052
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,280
He's everywhere.
Still wearing the wedding ring,

1053
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,920
I cry.
I know.

1054
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,880
And he just like, falls down in
the middle of his hallway.

1055
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,600
As Allison's number blinks on
his phone.

1056
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,400
'Cause she's calling him.
Oh.

1057
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:22,080
What?
Christopher.

1058
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,440
Christopher.
I think he's going to be OK.

1059
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,840
I think he's going to be OK too,
but like the fuck?

1060
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,800
Yeah, where where you been,
buddy?

1061
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:33,720
In the last 24 hours.
What you been doing so and then

1062
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,720
finally.
Speaking of what you've been

1063
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:39,600
doing.
It's another day maybe, possibly

1064
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,720
because it's kind of light out.
Maybe it's tomorrow.

1065
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:49,000
Styles is using his special new
key on a door in the school and

1066
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,920
it is opening the chemistry
class.

1067
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,560
Yeah, it's opening the chemical
closet inside the chemistry

1068
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:59,640
classroom, which nobody has keys
to.

1069
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:03,680
As somebody who used to have
master keys to like a lot of

1070
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:08,080
different things, at any given
school there's only like 2

1071
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:11,120
people who have keys to the
chemical closet.

1072
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,920
Like your average
run-of-the-mill principal

1073
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:15,720
doesn't have keys to the
chemistry closet.

1074
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:20,880
Like that is not a common key.
Well, now styles does.

1075
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:25,360
However, more importantly, more
importantly than this very

1076
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,080
spooky glowing chemistry Key
styles.

1077
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,880
How old are you?
What?

1078
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:30,800
17?
How old?

1079
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:34,760
Are you styles?
Why do you have a bottle opener

1080
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,360
key chain on your key ring?
What?

1081
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:40,680
Cause boys are dumb.
What possible use could you have

1082
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,760
for a beer bottle opener key
chain?

1083
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,920
Boys or don't do that.
At least he doesn't have like

1084
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:48,840
the Croc flip flop with the
bottle opener on the bottom.

1085
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,200
Oh my God.
What are those fucking shoes are

1086
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:52,760
my?
God, I love that.

1087
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,360
Yeah.
But yeah, so no.

1088
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:58,080
Turns out that Styles definitely
has a key to the chemical

1089
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:58,920
closet.
Whoops.

1090
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:01,160
A doodle.
Whoopsies.

1091
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:05,440
So, you know, he's the
chalkboard is ahead of him.

1092
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:10,640
And this is where the atomic
numbers have had been written

1093
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:14,640
that spell out Kira's name,
which is how they were like, uh

1094
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,800
oh, Kira's the one that Barrow
was after.

1095
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:20,640
And then he's like looking at it
and he goes to the chalkboard

1096
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:26,240
and picks up the chalk and
writes those same numbers next

1097
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,480
to the ones that are already
there.

1098
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:33,680
And the handwriting is a match.
Rat Row.

1099
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:38,280
Oh no.
So, styles, what did you do?

1100
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:42,320
Two points here. 1 Yes, this man
has incredible hands.

1101
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:47,560
That is fandom.
Lore like I, I'm this is

1102
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,800
incredible.
Like they just focus in on his

1103
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,200
hands as he's writing and I'm
like, wow, those are beautiful

1104
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:54,880
hands.
Second, wasn't he in the room?

1105
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:57,680
Didn't he also write 'cause it
was like him and Lydia who were

1106
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,840
like writing on the other side,
right?

1107
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:06,600
I don't remember who wrote the
Kira 'cause they wrote down

1108
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,200
'cause the 19.
I don't remember the numbers

1109
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:12,480
were the the numbers were
already on the board, right?

1110
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:16,200
It's it's Styles and Lydia.
Yeah, the numbers were already

1111
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,680
on the board, but I think it's
Styles.

1112
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,600
It's Lydia who's dictating and
Styles who's writing.

1113
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:24,440
Who's writing it?
So did he not recognize his own

1114
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:25,880
handwriting?
Did Lydia not?

1115
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,320
Maybe they didn't recognize the
difference between the letters

1116
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,800
and the numbers.
Maybe, but like styles, you

1117
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,560
would think would recognize his
own handwriting.

1118
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,680
Maybe they were so panicked at
the time.

1119
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:41,160
Maybe.
Or maybe Styles wasn't thinking

1120
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,240
clearly.
Styles wasn't.

1121
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,160
Yeah, so I, I don't know, but it
turns out that the numbers

1122
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:52,520
match.
So it turns out that Styles was

1123
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:57,160
the one who wrote the numbers to
direct Barrow to take Kira.

1124
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,920
Yeah.
Who's the murder monster now?

1125
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:03,680
Oops, oopsies.
What are you doing styles?

1126
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,200
He's having a bad day.
Yeah.

1127
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:10,680
He's having a bisexual crisis.
Turns out he may have just tried

1128
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:13,200
to sacrifice his besties.
New Girl I was.

1129
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:14,720
Going to say that's your bud's
New Girl.

1130
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:18,120
What are you doing, man?
Yeah, we know that Derek

1131
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:21,320
constantly fucks the bad guy,
but Scott's doing pretty good so

1132
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:24,600
far.
Related to the bad guy.

1133
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:28,320
Malone Yeah, that's that's a big
no no.

1134
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,680
Yeah, he's having a rough day.
He's having a rough day.

1135
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,120
I like this episode.
Oh my gosh, so do I.

1136
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,440
I love this episode.
It's so much fun.

1137
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,480
It has so much.
It's a turning point for fandom.

1138
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,040
Sure.
There are a number of fix that

1139
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:46,320
were birthed out of this
episode, particularly about kind

1140
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,840
of the end of the conversation
that Styles has with Caitlin.

1141
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,520
You know, kind of what it what
it looks like and what it means

1142
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:57,600
and where he goes from there.
And as opposed to here where

1143
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,600
they just drop it and never
mentioned it ever ever again.

1144
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,040
I was gonna say it turns out
they don't go anywhere.

1145
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,960
With it, they don't go anywhere.
So Phantom does does that for

1146
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:08,400
us.
Yeah, it turns out it means

1147
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:09,960
nothing.
But but.

1148
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:12,600
It means everything to the
fandom, so it's all good.

1149
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:16,440
It does.
Yeah, I wonder who has to clean

1150
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,200
up Derek's apartment.
Derek.

1151
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,680
Yeah.
Can't control his little pack.

1152
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,320
No one's gonna come and clean
that up for him.

1153
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,920
Poor dude.
Everyone's having, well, yeah,

1154
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,720
everyone's having a shit time,
but actually everyone's having a

1155
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:33,280
shit time.
And it's gonna get worse.

1156
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,040
It does.
I mean it.

1157
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:40,040
It is one of those things where
like in ATV show like this where

1158
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:44,920
absolutely every main character
gets their own bad thing that

1159
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:49,760
happens to them correct and now
it's styles is turn.

1160
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:54,560
It's styles is turn poor dude.
But like is a really bad thing.

1161
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:58,120
Yeah, it's not.
I, I was reflect.

1162
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,680
I was, I was reflecting on it
earlier and I will continue to

1163
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,600
reflect on it as we go through
the season.

1164
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,840
Scott and Allison seem to get
pretty good ends of the deal,

1165
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:09,080
all things considered.
Yes, I think so.

1166
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:13,880
I mean, I don't wanna be like,
maybe I do wanna a a styles

1167
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:20,120
Stan, but between the three of
them, like styles get shit on

1168
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:22,640
when it comes to the the
ceremony, Yeah.

1169
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,360
He like Jesus, man.
Yeah, he gets the short end of

1170
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:28,240
the stick there.
I mean, like, there's there's

1171
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:30,560
something to be said that about
the stick that Allison receives.

1172
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:35,760
Like not great great but but so
excited to move through the

1173
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:37,920
season.
I love I love three BI.

1174
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,160
Always think that I'm going to
love 3A more but by the time I

1175
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,960
get through them, 3A and 3B are
just both so good.

1176
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:48,080
Yeah, I like these.
Next up is Season 3 episode 17,

1177
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,880
Silverfinger.
Silverfinger.

1178
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:54,880
So we get to learn a little more
about Chris Arjin's back story.

1179
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,880
Love this for us.
I know.

1180
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:00,400
Everyone else might be like, but
I'm like, yeah.

1181
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:04,840
Well, mostly because we get to
see some some young Chris in

1182
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:08,600
this and my pitafer goes off the
charts.

1183
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:12,680
Oh no.
My pitafer bubble just was like

1184
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:16,000
we, we, we, we, we, we.
Sometimes it's hard to see him

1185
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,920
like clean shaven.
It is.

1186
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,040
It's a little odd.
You're like, Oh no, put that

1187
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:23,960
beard back on, buddy.
But Oh my gosh, yes, my my, my

1188
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:27,960
Chris and Peter alarm rings
strongly.

1189
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:29,640
It does.
So.

1190
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,480
It sure does.
Sure does.

1191
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:35,520
OK, well that is illuminated.
I hope everyone has been

1192
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:39,280
illuminated.
Please go drink some water

1193
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:43,440
before you do anything else
today or tonight and then we

1194
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,040
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episode.

1195
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:48,440
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1196
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:51,600
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1197
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:53,880
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1198
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1199
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,400
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1201
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