(S3E3) Pack Dynamics: A Teen Wolf Podcast - Fireflies

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You're listening to Pack
Dynamics, a Fandom on the Rocks

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podcast.
Hello, welcome back to Pack

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Dynamics 18 Wolf podcast.
I am Emily.

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And I'm Allison.
And this is Season 3, Episode 3

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Fireflies.
Did you grow up with fireflies?

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No, we don't have them.
Me neither.

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I remember.
I remember when I when I first

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moved to Chicago.
Yes, that's what I was gonna

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say.
When I first moved to like

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middle of nowhere suburbs of
Chicago, I had like heard all of

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these things about fireflies and
I was like, fireflies aren't

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real.
That's not a thing.

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They are in Illinois.
They are in Illinois.

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That is exactly what I was gonna
say is the first time I remember

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seeing fireflies as an adult,
not as a kid is and I think you

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were there as we were getting
concrete somewhere out in the

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burbs and there were fireflies.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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And I was like, fuck, they're
real.

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Yeah, they're real.
It's such a, it's such a an

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unsettling feeling because like,
you know in your front brain

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that fireflies are actual bugs,
right?

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But you see them in real life
and you're like, why?

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Why are there lights in the sky?
Yeah.

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Is everything OK?
Am I dead?

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My mom's hometown is a small
rural town and they've got all

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sorts of bugs.
Like the night is absolutely

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silent except for cicadas and
whatever other bugs make sounds

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in the night.
Loud bugs, loud bugs loud.

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Bugs.
So it's that kind of night where

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you're like, wow, it's just a
freight train of bugs all the

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time.
And there might have been

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fireflies there.
I just don't, I don't remember

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them the same way that I do the
ones in in Chicago, right In

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Illinois.
Yeah, they were pretty.

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They were.
They're super pretty.

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You know what isn't super
pretty?

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Most of what happens outside in
the Fireflies in this episode.

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This So for having such a lovely
title, this episode is a little

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gnarly.
Little gnarly.

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It's a little, it's not great
for anyone.

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In this episode, The rundown is
with Boyd and Cora.

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I don't know why I said Erica.
I was.

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My brain wanted to say Erica,
and it's because I'm learning.

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As Erica, it's fine.
I, I, I stumbled over it because

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I was like, with Boyd and Erica
on the loose, Like, no, with

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Boyd and Cora on the loose and
under the influence of the full

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moon, Scott and Derek must turn
to an unlikely ally for help.

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This episode aired June 17th,
2013.

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Unlikely ally.
It's the Co founder of the Scott

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McCall Enemies to Besties club.
Yeah, I was like, unlikely Ally.

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It's a weird way to put that,
but OK.

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At this point of the story, I
guess.

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But in, you know, it's been so
strange.

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Somebody on the Internet said it
best, of course.

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But, you know, looking at the
fandom as I now understand it,

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of course Derek and Scott have
always been besties.

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Of course Chris and Scott have
always been on the same team.

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Not always.
Not.

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Always, not always, but.
This might be the.

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This might be the turn.
Yeah.

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But yeah, like, oh, right.
They still, he still kind of

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hates them.
Yeah.

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Still, everyone's still kind of
antagonistic here.

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Everyone's still a little raw
about the last year of life.

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Yeah, everyone's still a little
bitter.

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And spoiler alert, Christopher,
it's not going to get much

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better.
Very sorry to tell you.

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No life is still really
upsetting for everyone.

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Yeah, life is still not going to
go great.

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Especially for these kids,
they're, you know, this cold

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open is really pretty.
You've got the fireflies against

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the night sky, a couple of kids
out in the woods trying to

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capture them in glass jars until
one of them sees like a real

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spooky shape in the woods, and
that is.

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Oh, Boyd, it's very scary to see
you out this evening.

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Yeah, that is Boyd Transform
trying to murder them in a shed.

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They like he is completely feral
and is just chasing these little

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kids and like the big sister of
the little kids, she's like 11

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at best and locks themselves in
like some kind of building, like

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a shed or a like a outhouse or
something.

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And Boyd finds them and like,
politely circles the building

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and then lifts the entire
building, like off of the

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ground, off them.
Like Sir?

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Picks that whole thing right up.
Just picks that whole thing

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right up.
Impressive and terrifying.

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I do like the show trying to
pretend that Boyd just killed

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two kids because, you know, you
get this shot and like Boyd

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attacks and there's the jar of
fireflies and the kids are gone.

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But it's it's because Scott has
arrived and he has rescued the

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kids.
I love that Boyd gets so

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distracted by the fireflies.
I know.

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Like all the things that I would
swat away from my face.

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Most of them are bugs, spiders,
spider webs, gnats, flies.

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All acceptable.
All acceptable to swat away from

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my face.
I don't.

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I think if I were caught in like
a thing of fireflies, I wouldn't

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start flying until I wing it off
my nose.

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Yeah, probably.
I mean, I don't remember if they

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have a sound.
Maybe it's something I don't

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know, but Boyd gets very
distracted by the by the

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fireflies and the kids are gone.
I mean, they kind of attack him

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too, like the fireflies kind of
like swarm him.

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It's.
True 'cause I think, I think you

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know, the creatures in Beacon
Hills this season are acting a

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little funny.
Aren't they, though?

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They're a little.
It's almost like there's

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something out there.
And I really love that Derek and

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Scott are having this like,
polite lover, roommate spat.

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Yeah.
See, on the on the phone,

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they're like, well, are you
gonna go do it?

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It's like, well, somebody has to
go do it.

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It's like, OK, OK, gentlemen, OK
guys, you.

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You lost Boyd.
Well, I've got two kids.

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I I'm being a little strange,
I'm really sorry.

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I'm busy here.
Scott is an officially a

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superhero and, you know, saves
the little kids and he's gonna

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be doing this quite a lot this
episode.

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So they're trying their best.
I don't remember if at any point

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in the later seasons if we ever
revisit these kids who have

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absolutely seen a monster in the
woods.

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I don't and now have.
To live with that, I.

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Don't know, but I don't think
either of us are going to

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remember this.
But put like a little sticky

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note in your brain about that
concept.

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OK.
Because that sticky note kinda

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comes back later.
OK.

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Kinda.
It just feels like more and more

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people in Beacon Hills have
actively seen monsters.

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Some kind of scary monster.
And nobody is starting a support

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group.
And nobody's getting real

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information.
Like, you know, the Sheriff's

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Department swoops under the rug
and, you know, these kids are

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just lying to people and, like,
and sweeping it away.

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Yeah.
Like what's going on?

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It's one thing for a kid to be
like Mommy, I saw a monster, but

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for like several of them and
then other adults to be like,

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no, actually, there's something
out there.

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Yeah, for sure.
And it's and one of those things

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is Lydia Martin.
Speaking of someone having a

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rough night, looking a little
tired, taking a nap, nap in her

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clothes.
Yeah, not only is she completely

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asleep in all of her clothes,
her bedroom got a serious

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makeover from Season 1.
It did.

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This is not the room I remember.
No, this purple thing is what I

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remember from like the hook up
in the season 3 opener.

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That was the same, but I'm
remembering like styles coming

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into Lydia's room in season 1
and I was like, this is a

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different colored bedroom.
Hold on.

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Everyone's bedrooms got a
makeover with their hair.

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Yes, their hair, their their
clothes, their their bedrooms.

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It was a weird summer for
everybody.

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They were keeping busy with home
home projects.

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My big question is Lydia like
turns over and she picks up an

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empty bottle of ibuprofen.
Yes.

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What has been going on that
headaches?

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I guess like I I don't know but
she has just downed an entire

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bottle of ibuprofen and is like
off to the store to pick up

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more.
Yes, she does have a a little

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glance at the moon.
She says something about looking

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like a lunatic, or something
about lunatic, as she's heard.

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Me screaming like a.
Lunatic.

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Oh, screaming like a lunatic,
which .1 screaming .2 the word

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lunatic in relation to the moon
as she she's got a moment where

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she's like lunatic like yes,
Lydia.

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Yes, Lydia.
Yes, yes.

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Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.

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So we finally go outside, right?
Because everyone has to convene

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outside because that's where the
scary monsters are.

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I would like to say that Season
3 once again upgrade because

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Derek and Scott are now just
regular running like on a

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treadmill.
Thank.

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God, as opposed to whatever that
like a werewolf run.

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What the The hands and feet
galloping the.

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Like the the weird gallop,
breaststroke, whatever the hell

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was.
Gonna I did not like that shit.

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No, but there and Scott are now
just running and the background

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just goes really fast now.
I love this for them.

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Congratulations.
They still do the like the like

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the superhero pose at the end,
but like this is much better.

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Good job guys.
Yeah, I feel like maybe they saw

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Twilight with the background
moving faster as they're running

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and like, that'll work like.
Oh yeah.

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That's right.
Yeah.

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So they're they're off hunting
Boyd and Cora in the woods, who

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are evading them rather
spectacularly.

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Yeah, like Cora has been a
werewolf all of her life.

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Boyd has been a werewolf for
like, all of a summer.

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Yes.
And I I'm curious like, what has

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Boyd learned so.
Much.

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I guess he's just following
Cora's lead.

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Maybe like, I don't know.
It's impressive though.

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He's got, it's just innate.
He's like, I got this.

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I got this.
He's super angry about Erica and

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he's just taking that out on
the.

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I'm angry.
I'm angry about Erica.

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Fucking bummer.
But we do have Lydia driving off

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in the middle of the night.
We're not sure what time it is

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and she it's dark o'clock and
she just ends up at the local

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pool.
But I love how like confident

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she is about it.
She gets out of her car with her

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high heels, with that beautiful
green pea coat and she, I love

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that coat.
Oh my God, Guess.

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And she's just like, I'm going
to the store.

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No, wait, no, I'm not.
No, wait, I'm at the pool I'm

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at.
The pool.

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And then she gets closer, 'cause
like, things are weird.

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Something feels funny.
Yes, and there is what she

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thinks is a dead body floating
in the water.

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It it is a mannequin, which is
already like.

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Why is there a mannequin in the
water?

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She's.
Relieved.

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She's relieved for about 13
seconds until she realizes

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there's blood just coating her
hands because there is a super

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dead lifeguard tied to the
lifeguard chair above her and

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she screams.
Yeah, true facts.

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Looking at my notes, it's very
clear to me that I forgot how

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this scene went.
Yeah, me too.

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Because it's all caps.
It's a body in the pool.

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Lydia, please don't get closer.
Please don't be dead, girl.

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He is floating face down in the
pool.

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All caps.
Don't touch him.

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I know that was the other thing.
I was like, well, don't touch

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the evidence, stop it.
Touch it.

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Yeah, I definitely forgot.
I forgot.

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I definitely forgot.
So Lydia is once again just

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like, starting to have continual
bad nights forever.

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I I feel bad 'cause like she's
out on the road in some sort of

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fugue state.
What about the other drivers?

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Dude.
Well, OK, my.

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I guess her fugue state just.
My only defense against Lydia's

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driving fugue state.
You know when you are driving

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home and 20 minutes later you
just arrive home and you kind of

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forget how you got there and you
give no mind to like where

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you're turning and why.
So I I have to believe that she

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is like consciously driving just
like on autopilot.

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I hate her.
Autopilot doesn't go where she

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directed it to.
I hate that moment when you snap

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to full consciousness in the car
and you're like oh God fuck.

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Have I been operating this piece
of actual having machinery not

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snapped in like oh God.
And then, and then you think

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everyone else is driving like
this too?

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Oh yeah, everyone on the road.
We're doomed.

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Bring back trains.
Choo Choo.

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Yeah, Yep.
Well, Speaking of bringing it

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back.
Bringing it, bringing it,

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bringing it back.
Bringing it back, we get to a

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flashback.
This is the worst flashback.

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So we've got Allison sitting in
her sad car, thinking about the

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conversation that she had with
Scott back at the The Bank of

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Sorrow.
Like an hour ago.

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I know it's a flashback to 20
minutes ago.

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Yeah, when he finally told her
the story, the tale, the saga of

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what her mother was really
doing, which is trying very

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successfully to kill him.
Oh yeah, she almost succeeded.

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Yeah, she, she really got him.
And it wasn't, you know, it was

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Derek that rescued him at the
last minute.

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Eric I can rescued him like
officially.

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Officially officially rescued
him.

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Officially rescued.
And just, you know, Mom got

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caught in the crosshairs and
then we get a flash of Derek

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carrying what we have to assume
because we don't see a face but

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is Ericas body out of the the
vault and he's so sad.

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Like it's Erica it's her long
blonde hair and her ass kicker

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boots and Derek is just so
defeated and Allisons face like

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I I don't even I don't even know
I don't even know but my notes

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all caps saying he looks so
defeated and all caps Allison

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should have apologized for
shooting Erica this is your

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fucking fault.
And like not it's not entirely

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her fault, but I was real mad at
her in this moment.

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I'm so angry.
I'm so angry at a fictional

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character from it.
Happened 12 years ago. 12 years

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ago my.
God yes, hold.

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Grudges.
What's your point?

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That's right.
But like, Allison never got to

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apologize to Erica.
No, she didn't.

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She never got to apologize to
Erica for shooting her in the

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face.
Like like she never.

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Multiple times.
Like never got to apologize and

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she has to live with that.
She does.

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And and there's like, she pulls
one of those shiny steel

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arrowheads out and like, looks
at it and it's hard to know.

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Is she thinking like revenge?
Is she thinking I fucked up?

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I don't know, but it's very,
it's very like it's interesting

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her actions this episode.
I have questions.

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Yeah, they're they're
interesting.

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Yeah, they're interesting.
They're.

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Interesting.
Aren't they interesting?

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They're interesting.
They're interesting.

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They're.
So interesting.

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Interesting.
Oh my God, they're interesting.

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They're so interesting.
Yes, but you know I.

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Swear we know other words.
Erica is dead and I am sad.

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I'm so sad about it.
So like, here's again a question

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about the timeline, right?
So Boyd and Cora are like feral

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out in the universe and Derek
and Scott are trying to like

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catch them, right?
So this whole conversation

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happened after the feral
werewolves went away.

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Did they just like, take a
little breather?

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Yes, they seem to have taken a
moment.

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They collected themselves.
They probably stretched their

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wrists out, kind of shook out
the they got the vibes right

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before they headed out.
Before they headed out, it's

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like they they met as a little
team and said, OK, so good news,

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bad news, good news, you're both
still alive.

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Bad news.
Derek, you got to go get Erica

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out of the supply closet and
Derek's like, but you got to

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tell Allison it's like, OK,
break.

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And then we're like, what does
it do with her body?

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I don't know.
Where is she?

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In the Camaro?
Like, where is she?

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Oh.
My God she's probably in the

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Camaro just like.
Where is she while they're doing

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this?
Because they better not have

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given her to creepy Uncle Peter.
Uncle Zombie.

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Uncle Zombie Peter.
To Uncle Zombie.

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Don't give her to Uncle Zombie.
Zombie Uncle Uncle zombie either

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way.
Either way is fine, but yes,

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it's very bad.
Very bad.

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But you know what's not
immediately bad?

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Sexy time in a tent in the woods
these.

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Two lovely ladies about to get
very robotic in this very cute

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tent.
One of these girls is Zelda

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Williams, Robin Williams
daughter.

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Excellent.
Yes.

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That's very cool.
A weird note.

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That's very nifty.
Is she the dead one or the not

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dead 1?
I.

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Or the missing one, Or the not
missing 1.

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I forgot.
I don't know which one.

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I think she's Caitlin.
Oh very cool, I like that for

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her.
Yeah, she's Caitlin.

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But yes, these two lovely ladies
are like Caitlin has decorated

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this whole tent.
Yep.

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And it's so cute, all those
little like Turkish lamps.

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Yeah, they really, I mean, they
had to pack all that out there.

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Yes, and she did so good and so
they're having like the softest,

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most lovely, like romantical
time and then character Emily as

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opposed to podcast Emily sees a
bug and has a moment.

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And I agree, I don't like bugs
on my tent.

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I don't like to understand.
There are bugs sharing the same

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location as me when I'm out
camping.

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I understand that that doesn't
that's not real as bugs were

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there first, but I just don't.
We'll be there again.

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I just don't want to think about
it.

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I don't want to think about it.
In show Emily's defense, there

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were a lot of bugs on the tent.
Well, there.

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Weren't at first but sure that
there were a lot and they got

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into the tent and tent.
Emily has a very bad reaction.

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It's a bit of an overreaction.
She goes screaming from the tent

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into the woods where where
honestly, there are more bugs.

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More bugs, more bugs, and she
just runs out of the tent and

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into the woods, which is a
terrible idea because she gets

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swallowed by bugs.
Yeah, like into the forest

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floor.
She just goes with the bugs.

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I'm in the floor with the bugs.
It's bad, bad, not bad.

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Not great.
Again, not really how bugs

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operate.
So maybe we should be

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questioning what is going on
with the flora and fauna of

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Beacon Hills.
Very odd, but yeah.

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So she's like running through
the woods and who finds her?

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But Cora?
Cora finds her rut row.

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Scary monster.
That's Caitlin.

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Cora finds Caitlin.
Oh, Cora finds Caitlin.

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My bad.
Yeah, because Caitlin goes after

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her girlfriend.
Because, like, good girl

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Caitlin.
Yeah.

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Yep, and she gets found by Cora.
Scary monster Cora, but who

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finds Cora is Isaac?
OK, but what is what is Isaac

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wearing?
Fannon or Canon Emily?

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Fannon or Canon Isaac wears
scarves.

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Cannon at.
Inappropriate fucking times.

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There's a note in here later,
but please take a look at the

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three gentlemen who are chasing
the werewolves.

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We have Isaac in a coat and
scarf, Scott in a light jacket

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and Derek in a T-shirt.
It's so funny, I forgot about

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his scarf until he showed up.
I was like, it's a perfectly

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Tide knit scarf, yes?
It's like a little Navy blue

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knit French scarf.
Are you fucking kidding me?

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So funny.
And this is in the summertime

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because the kids have just gone
back to school.

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It's fucking like late August.
And Isaac is wearing a scarf and

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a coat.
And it never gets messed up in

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this whole romp through the
woods.

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Perfect the whole time.
I love it, I love it so much.

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Oh my God.
Cannon scarf.

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Scarf, cannon, scarf.
But then Scotty comes in with

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the drop kick and then he does
what I am going to name by its

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wrestling move, which is called
a Kip up.

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So Scott is like, he like drops
in and like kicks Cora and then

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he's on the ground and he kind
of like wiggles himself and

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jumps up onto his feet.
Oh, that move that I've never

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been able to do in my entire
life.

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Me.
Neither on my ABS are strong

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enough for that, but that move
is called a Kip up.

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OK.
It's like who?

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And I'm like, yes, go, go, go.
And then the hail siblings.

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Thank God the hail siblings
'cause there's two of them in

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like a in in a tooth off.
Yeah, they like growl at each

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other, like fangs out.
Show me your teeth.

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Show me your teeth.
Yep, Core runs.

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Derek's gonna go after her.
Scott tells Caitlin to just get

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the fuck out of the woods and
meanwhile Caitlin has now seen 4

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monsters in the woods.
Scary monster.

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Scary monster.
Scary monster.

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Good luck with that.
Enjoy that therapy.

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Oh man, Yeah, Caitlin.
Caitlin will come back one more

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time.
Yes.

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Well, she comes back in this
episode a little bit later, but

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she'll come back canonically one
more time at least.

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And it's very clear that she has
been like trying to to readjust

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her life.
I mean, you can't just wash

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away.
Like, yeah, I definitely saw

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weirdly attractive people in the
woods, but they had fangs and

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were growling at each other.
Big teeth, glowy eyes.

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Weird backflips.
One of them was in a scarf in.

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August.
It was weird, man.

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It was weird.
So I can deal.

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With the teeth, I can't deal
with the scarf in August I.

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Can't deal with the scarf in
August.

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So Speaking of people who cannot
deal with the things that are

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currently happening in their
lives, Lydia's still at the pool

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because.
She can't leave a crime scene.

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She can't leave a crime scene,
but that's also the like flight,

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flight freeze response.
Like the girl is just like, I

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can't, I can't.
I'm a freeze.

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Are you a fight, flight or
freeze?

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I'm a freeze.
I'm absolutely a freeze.

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Yeah, a very small anecdote.
I was trying to pull a branch, a

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broken branch down off of like
it had gotten caught in the tree

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and on the shed.
And so we had to like pull it

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off and gave it a mighty tug and
it came like just RIP sliding

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down and just whooshed right
past my face.

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And I just stood there.
That's it whooshed past my face.

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I didn't like jerk out of the
way.

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I didn't like make a move to
protect my whole head.

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I just, I just stood as it went
whooshed past my head.

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Ouch.
And I was like fight, fight,

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freeze, freeze is the answer.
I think I'm across if that were

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to happen.
I think I'm more of a fight

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because I'm definitely like
always like really cagey and

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like looking for a fight.
What happens to me is after

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stuff like that happens and I
just like stand there, I just

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get really, really angry at the
things that have come out.

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And then I proceed to like fight
the tree.

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I proceed to like, be mean to
the tree and talk badly about

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the tree.
And like, I just, yeah, that's

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my like fight.
That's legit.

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I'm just, I'm a little bit of a
mess, but it's fine.

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Mother fucking tree.
So Lydia is stuck in freeze

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mode, but who comes to rescue
her?

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Dials and the world's best car
besties.

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Murder pod.
Murder pod.

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They are murder pod besties.
This is the murder pod.

454
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:19,560
Yep, I love his because the the
cops are also there obviously

455
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,800
but he's so mad.
He's like you called the police

456
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,280
before you called me.
That's a fair question.

457
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,360
Yeah, I'm supposed to call you
first when I find a dead body,

458
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,880
Yes.
It's.

459
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,520
Like, OK guys.
I mean, given the kinds of

460
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,000
bodies they find, I think that's
a fair question.

461
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,480
Well, yeah, 'cause Mama McCall
has a similar conversation a

462
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:43,360
little bit later.
Like this body came in and I

463
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:46,920
need you to look at it first
before I call the cops in.

464
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,160
Yep.
Yeah.

465
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,920
So something that the camera
shows the audience, but maybe

466
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:58,000
shows styles, styles, might
styles might notice it, but the

467
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,040
camera definitely shows the
audience.

468
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:04,120
Is that the body in the
lifeguard chair is wearing a

469
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:08,680
purity ring.
Yes, throat's ripped out, but

470
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,120
wearing a purity ring?
Yep.

471
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,480
Sliced.
Ripped out.

472
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,880
Sliced.
Sliced, rotted, but it looks it

473
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:19,760
looks it looks sliced.
And they obviously think and

474
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,680
that this was Boyd and Cora did
this.

475
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,040
Yep, absolutely.
And or.

476
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,240
That's the that's the monster
that's out in the woods right

477
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:31,920
now.
Which we'll see, Yeah, if that's

478
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:35,040
if that's who'd done the thing.
Yep, Scott, Derrick and Isaac

479
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:39,600
are in the forest having a
morality off, talking about

480
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,400
whether or not it's moral.
You know, like they just killed

481
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,560
a dead body.
Well, they just killed a person

482
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,880
and he's now a dead body.
We have to kill them.

483
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,200
No, we can't kill them.
We have to find another way to

484
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,800
stop them.
They're having a morality off.

485
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,160
And it gentlemen, none of this
matters unless you can find them

486
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,920
first, OK?
Yeah, you, yeah, you got to get

487
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,400
there.
So and like.

488
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,720
Derek's going to kill his
sister.

489
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,520
Come on man, we know he's not
going to kill his sister.

490
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,640
Not going to kill his sister.
He can't.

491
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,840
Let's be so fucking for real
about this so.

492
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,520
Fucking for real right now.
So Scott's like, well, I'm going

493
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,440
to call in somebody who has some
experience.

494
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,520
Like, yeah, you need an
experienced, an experienced

495
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,640
friend, OK.
Cool.

496
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,560
Who?
Who's that?

497
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,760
Who's that?
Someone who knows how to hunt

498
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:26,440
werewolves.
I love this little scene of like

499
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,880
Chris getting groceries.
Oh God.

500
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,920
And he's just having like a shit
time of it.

501
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:36,520
Drops the eggs and he's like.
And if you think about it, he's

502
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,640
like, alone in the dark.
Like he doesn't seem to know

503
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,880
where his daughter is.
His wife is dead.

504
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:46,080
His dad is somewhere presumably
dead, but like.

505
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,320
And he definitely didn't just
take the entire cart.

506
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:53,240
He had to carry all of it by
himself and then like, do the

507
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,520
keys in the truck, Sir.
Like, just bring the cart.

508
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,600
What are you doing?
He's like, made it hard for

509
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,640
himself.
He just looks pathetic.

510
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,600
But Scott shows up in the dark
to ask him a question.

511
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,400
He pulls a gun right on him,
obviously.

512
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:10,680
And Scott is just like the
chillest cucumber about it.

513
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,960
So cute about it.
You do not deserve to have guns

514
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,520
pulled on you, babe.
OK, well he did sneak up on a

515
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,480
hunter.
He.

516
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,440
Did and also stop it?
Stop it.

517
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,440
And also don't do that.
Yeah.

518
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,840
Is there a reason the gun is
still pointed at me?

519
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,560
There's probably some part of me
that still wants to shoot you.

520
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,680
I get that.
I get that.

521
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,200
It's so cute.
Maybe.

522
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,240
No, yeah, I love it.
He's there to ask Chris for his

523
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,320
help because.
Because he won't ask Derek for

524
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,160
help, but he'll ask a hunter,
Scotty.

525
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,600
Well, because Scott is convinced
that Derek is just going to kill

526
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,560
them both.
And Scott, with his unflappable

527
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:58,000
morals, says no, we're not going
to kill them, we need to trap

528
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,280
them.
And Scott is like, well, I know

529
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,560
somebody who knows how to trap a
werewolf, and he might listen to

530
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,000
me.
And Derek's like, he's not going

531
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,160
to fucking listen to you.
It's all right, so Scott decides

532
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,800
to give it a try anyway.
I mean, he is the captain of

533
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,440
giving it a try.
He is the captain of giving it a

534
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,680
try.
And Chris.

535
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,000
And so like Scott is trying to
convince Chris, like, you know,

536
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,600
Boyd and Cora are out there and
they're like, they've already

537
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,120
killed somebody and I just need
your help to trap them like

538
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,400
nobody else can die.
And Chris goes, I'm I can't.

539
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:31,360
I'm out of this world.
That world, your world decimated

540
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,720
mine.
And I was like, first of all,

541
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,840
Ouch.
Second of all, still your world,

542
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,920
Sir.
Still kind of your fault

543
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,480
sometimes.
Still your.

544
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:48,080
Fault and Ouch again, like you.
Like did you not build a murder

545
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,640
basement?
Yeah, you had a murder basement.

546
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,680
You knew how to turn off Boyd
and Erica's electricity.

547
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,000
You knew how to do that.
That means that you know how it

548
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,280
was put together, Christopher.
Like let's, let's not act fully

549
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,520
innocent of everything that
you've been a part of for your

550
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,720
entire life too.
It's not like you turned 18 and

551
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,000
were like, I'm out of the game
because this is bad.

552
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,960
Like you, it took until it
affected you directly.

553
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,240
Like a couple of times.
Yeah.

554
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,400
Your sister, your wife, your
daughter.

555
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,120
Like in a row.
It's not like you left the game

556
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,720
after Kate, right?
It took.

557
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,720
Yeah, it took a while.
It took a, it took a little bit

558
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,840
more than that, Buddy A.
Little while.

559
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,000
But because we love you, we'll
accept it.

560
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,360
Yes, because we like seeing your
face.

561
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,040
We like this turn that Chris
Archer is making from Scott

562
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,520
McCall Enemy to Scott McCall fan
club Scott McCall number one.

563
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,000
This is, I think, when Chris
decides to pick up an

564
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,760
application for the Scott.
McCall fan?

565
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,960
I think so, and maybe he's a
little lonely.

566
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,440
He's.
Alone in his new apartment

567
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:46,600
house.
Not sure.

568
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,360
Well.
'Cause, you know, with Allison.

569
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,640
But yeah, no, it's, I think it's
an apartment for sure.

570
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,200
Yep, Yep.
So he's he's off to help.

571
00:28:54,520 --> 00:29:00,840
Yeah, and so Scott gets Chris to
take him somewhere, and Isaac

572
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,680
and Derek are falling behind in
a car, and in this air, Isaac is

573
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:11,400
hitting on Cora via Derek.
So your sister and the the.

574
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:16,560
Look the look.
On Derek's face is so the I

575
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,000
mean, we have always.
I don't know if we've talked

576
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,920
about it, but it's so fannin and
Canon that Derek's eyebrow tells

577
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,080
everything that you need to
know.

578
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,000
The eyebrow is in full force.
Full force.

579
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,840
He says everything with that
eyebrow right there.

580
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:34,080
He's like and Isaac, Isaac is
like, no, no, wrong time, sorry.

581
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,800
I'll ask.
I'll ask later.

582
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,360
Later.
No, Isaac, he will not.

583
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,400
No, you won't.
It's fine.

584
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,840
So yes, it's a whole thing.
It's a whole thing.

585
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:49,120
So Scott has Chris taken to the
pool with the dead body to try

586
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,680
to like, emotionally manipulate
him and it's.

587
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:55,720
Like what they've done?
Gaze upon their horror.

588
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,200
And Chris is like, aye, fine.
And so Chris goes to the woods

589
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,560
and is now like a werewolf
trainer.

590
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,400
Yeah.
He's just a trainer now, he just

591
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,360
knows more about being a
werewolf than everyone else in

592
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,680
the room.
OK, that I'm not saying it was

593
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,200
annoying, but it was like, OK,
they they've been well, two.

594
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,680
Well one of them has been a
werewolf his whole life and is

595
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,640
being talked to like he doesn't
know shit.

596
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:23,000
This is a Deus Ex like Hunter.
Yeah, I could have used a little

597
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,560
bit of Derek being like, yeah, I
know, bitch.

598
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,760
Yeah, just a little, just a
little.

599
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:33,240
Just in a minute like.
You know, so if if Chris were to

600
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:38,120
say, you know, werewolves track
things by scent, do you have a

601
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,360
lock on what they, on what they
smell like?

602
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,320
And Isaac goes like, I don't
know, how do I do that?

603
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:46,520
And then Derek comes in with the
like, this is what it means.

604
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,000
This is kind of what it might
smell like.

605
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,560
This is kind of the difference
between those.

606
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,680
Like he needed to add that color
because in this moment, Chris is

607
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,320
just a werewolf trainer.
Yeah.

608
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:00,040
And I'm just like, excuse me?
And I did.

609
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,920
I did appreciate the moment
where Chris asks Derek if he has

610
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,880
a lock on Correscent, and
Derek's kind of quiet about it.

611
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,920
Like, well, of course not.
He hasn't.

612
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,440
He's thinks she's dead.
He hasn't seen her in 10 years.

613
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,280
Nine years, I thought.
She died in the fire, so they're

614
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,280
redoing the math.
They're redoing the math, yeah.

615
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,440
They're redoing the math.
And this, this starts to be

616
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:24,240
where people and I because I've
been, I've been in Reddit lately

617
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:29,240
because I lurk and there's,
there's a bit of like anti

618
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:35,080
steric shipping and it falls
sometimes around an age gap for

619
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,320
sure.
And it and it's because they

620
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:42,440
start redoing the math here of
Derek's age and the dates

621
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,200
between the fire.
And I'm just like, no, no, just

622
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,360
because Tyler Heckland looks
like a grown ass man doesn't

623
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:54,480
mean you get to retcon his age.
It makes more plot sense and it

624
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:59,920
makes more emotional sense for
him to also be a young man, a

625
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:03,200
young kid.
And he's like, and this is

626
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,480
definitely, I think a fan.
And thing is like, we talk about

627
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:10,320
why Laura and Derek were out of
the house.

628
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,640
And it would make absolute sense
if Laura and Derek were still at

629
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,880
school.
Like if something happened,

630
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,520
like, I don't know.
But like there's just, there's

631
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:25,560
something missing about about
his age and they they just

632
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:29,280
retcon it here from the from the
fire, but they retcon it from

633
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,880
the pilot.
And it's just like, no, no, you

634
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,360
can't.
You can't redo the math because

635
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,440
you didn't do that the first
time.

636
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,480
Yeah, just because you start
making stuff up in Season 3

637
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,600
doesn't mean you didn't have it
in the script in the pilot.

638
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,360
Yeah.
So like it's in, it's in the

639
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,840
pilot.
He's according to the pilot,

640
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,000
he's 19.
So and that was they died in a

641
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:54,520
fire six years ago and it's been
about a year since then.

642
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,440
Yeah.
So it's seven years at best.

643
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,440
So no, they're, they're, they're
reconting it.

644
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:06,040
They're reconting it to make to
make Kate's advance has come on

645
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:11,040
a 15 year old and not a 13 year
old, which is still not good.

646
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,240
But not great.
Better.

647
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,320
Like because they weren't
thinking of the math, they

648
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,960
weren't thinking of hate being a
fucking.

649
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:23,000
Creeper yeah, they weren't doing
the math like yeah, so no, not

650
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,040
but.
The emotional resonance of like,

651
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:30,880
Derek being homeless and alone
at 19 is more interesting than

652
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,680
him being 23 in the pilot, Like,
and they knew that in the pilot

653
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,720
that a 19 year old kid being
alone is more interesting than a

654
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,880
23 year old, like, yeah.
It's just more interesting.

655
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,120
Sorry it didn't work out later.
Yeah, it's more interesting, and

656
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:48,640
I imagine we'll talk about it
more at some point, but Fannon

657
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:53,360
has done a really great job of
kind of taking that original

658
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,720
timeline and expanding the
universe based on it.

659
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:02,480
So one of my favorite theories
is about why Derek like picks

660
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:06,640
Isaac and Boyd and Erica in the
1st place and like the

661
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,960
relationships that he either did
or did not have with any of them

662
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,840
across the board.
This usually comes in when they

663
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:17,040
talk about in fannin a second.
So if, if Isaac is there, his

664
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,000
second versus Boyd is Derek
second versus Erica is Derek

665
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,000
2nd.
And my favorite is that usually

666
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,520
I tend to fall in the ones where
Boyd is Derek's second.

667
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:30,840
And there is a there's a there's
a prevailing story beat in my

668
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:35,960
neck of Fannin that talks about
how great it would be if Derek

669
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,199
and Boyd were old basketball
teammates.

670
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,280
I like it.
Maybe from like, you know,

671
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,400
'cause there was an age gap
between them, of course.

672
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,840
But like if they like, if, if
Derek and the high school team

673
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,719
did stuff with Boyd's like
elementary or middle school

674
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,800
team, if they were in like a
community Community Center

675
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,240
league together.
Or if Derek like volunteered

676
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,920
with like the, the, the
Community Center leagues or

677
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,720
something that Derek and Boyd
had a pre-existing relationship

678
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,960
around sports.
And I don't know.

679
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,400
I just, I always think that's
really like soft and really

680
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,000
cute.
Even though the only sport we

681
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,920
ever see Boyd play is, well,
sort of the hockey kind of it's,

682
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,000
it's ice.
It's ice.

683
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,280
It's it's cold.
This is this is Ken.

684
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,640
His job is ice.
His job is ice his.

685
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,280
Job is ice.
He also plays running.

686
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,600
He also does play running.
This is true.

687
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
They all play running 'cause he
is running.

688
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,360
He's running running, but yeah.
So yeah, and Allison is out

689
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:38,480
here, like, trying to draw them
to who She's like, like, she's

690
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,880
like slitting her wrist open.
I'm like, nopping.

691
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,880
But I'm like, Allison, what are
you doing?

692
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,520
Am I just saying all caps you
better not murder anyone again?

693
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,880
I know, right?
Well, because the plan here with

694
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:54,200
Chris and the team is to corral
Boyd and Cora into the high

695
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,680
school, to trap them in the
boiler room where there is one

696
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:02,360
steel door by which they think
that they can't get out.

697
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,600
And they're like, there's no one
in the high school this late.

698
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,320
OK, well, obviously there's
going to be someone in the high

699
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,640
school that late because then
there wouldn't be a plot point.

700
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,920
Correct?
And that person is Jennifer

701
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,920
Blake.
Hi, Jennifer Blake.

702
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,160
Will come back to her, but that
is their plan is to use these

703
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,640
like ultrasonic emitters that
only werewolves can hear to

704
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,800
corral the the kiddos into the
high school.

705
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:31,000
And then off in the distance,
Allison is somehow doing the

706
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,280
same thing.
Yeah, without having noticed or

707
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,320
cared, I have no idea.
I don't know how she's involved,

708
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,960
but I guess it's to keep her in
the episode.

709
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:44,440
She's using blood to draw Boyd
and Cora into her traps, maybe

710
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,160
to make up for mistakes that
she's going to also be involved

711
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,160
in and trapping them.
Maybe.

712
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:54,280
Yeah, Peter is just there to
annoy the shit out of Derek.

713
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,360
Right.
And not help whatsoever.

714
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:03,760
And just remind Derek that
Dekalian wants Derek to kill

715
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:08,880
Cora and join his pack, right?
I think that's what he hints at,

716
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,680
yeah.
Yeah, that that's what he thinks

717
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:16,200
the the big plan is.
And Peter just doesn't seem to

718
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,520
care if the betas like kill
people because Derek's an alpha

719
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,280
and can always make more.
Right fucking.

720
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,960
Peter man, like go away.
Honestly.

721
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,640
Sometimes you're so fun and
other times you're just like, go

722
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,160
home, go be somewhere else.
Go to your your downtown loft

723
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,280
and be somewhere else.
Seriously.

724
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,200
So he's not helping.
He's learned.

725
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,560
He continues to lurk.
He continues to lurk.

726
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:50,440
Also lurking is Styles as he
follows Lydia home, which, you

727
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:55,560
know, I suppose she could use
someone tonight as she has found

728
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,200
a dead body.
Yeah, she wasn't a fugue state,

729
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,440
although he doesn't know that.
He just knows that she found

730
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,800
another dead body.
Yeah, and she doesn't really

731
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,200
tell him.
Well, she kind of does, she

732
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,720
says.
I have no idea how I ended up

733
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,840
with that body, but the last
something that happened

734
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:13,520
something like this happened was
with with was with Uncle Zombie.

735
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,760
Was Uncle Zombie Peter and there
is like that moment of

736
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,360
recognition with styles of being
like not great.

737
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,800
Not good.
Not good, because in this

738
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,800
episode, Styles is the guy
putting the pieces together.

739
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,320
Right, very clearly, like
putting pieces together.

740
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:33,520
Yeah, he, like the camera, like
zoomed in on the purity ring on

741
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,080
the the lifeguard body.
And there's like a moment here

742
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,920
when she's talking about I
didn't know where I was going

743
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,840
until I was there.
And the last time this happened

744
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:46,120
was with Peter.
And there's like, oh, no, not

745
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:46,880
good.
Not good.

746
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,880
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.

747
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,480
Not great.
We did.

748
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,200
I don't think it's that
important, but we did skip by

749
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,520
way back when.
Speaking of like putting pieces

750
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,160
together, the Sheriff's
Department has been talking to

751
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:03,320
Caitlin out in the woods and,
you know, talking about like,

752
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,040
oh, she and Emily share like a
tab of ecstasy.

753
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,480
But in the rest of the
department's, like, OK, well,

754
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,240
then you just saw some like,
crazy shit.

755
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,920
But the sheriff is starting to
think like maybe there's some

756
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,000
real shit going on in.
Town.

757
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,960
It would be so cool if the
sheriff were read in.

758
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:25,600
Because then he could be talking
to Styles, who now has some

759
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:31,040
stuff from Lydia about the body.
Because on one hand, unlike one

760
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,680
side of town, you've got Emily
disappearing in the woods,

761
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,720
you've got Caitlin saying she's
seen some stuff, and the

762
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:40,400
sheriff's brain is starting to
be like, all right, That thing

763
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,760
at the Sheriff's Department when
the whole thing blew up, that

764
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,960
was fucking weird.
All these other things are

765
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,920
really weird.
Now this thing is weird.

766
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,320
Click, click, click, click,
click, click.

767
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,400
Back over here on the other
side, town Styles is hearing

768
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:56,640
about the body at the pool,
Lydia just waltzing up to it.

769
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:01,280
Yeah, maybe if the two of them
could be talking together.

770
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,120
It would it would be really
helpful.

771
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:07,640
It would be super, super cool.
It could be so helpful,

772
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,760
especially because Styles gets a
call from Misses McCall.

773
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:17,320
She wants to show him the body.
Mama McCall calls Styles.

774
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,280
Yes.
And because she is, she doesn't.

775
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,760
Call the police.
She calls Styles.

776
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,480
She.
Doesn't call the cops, she calls

777
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,760
Styles 'cause she knows she
knows that there's something

778
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,200
funny going on and that like he
needs to be present for it.

779
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,080
If there's something weird in
the neighborhood, you call

780
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,760
Styles, right?
So she's showing him the body of

781
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:41,080
the dead lifeguard, and she's
like, hey, this is weird.

782
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,800
Not only was his throat cut, he
was strangled, which would have

783
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,440
killed him two, and also he was
hit in the back of the head with

784
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,400
something so hard that that
would have killed him.

785
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,600
So he was murdered three times.
Is that brain matter?

786
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:59,440
I think that's brain matter.
I love his face when he is

787
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,640
grossed out.
Oh God, I love how squeamish he.

788
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,440
Is he's so squeamish?
It's just like such a fun part

789
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,520
of his character, like it
doesn't mean anything but it.

790
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,400
Doesn't mean shit.
It doesn't, it doesn't mean

791
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,400
shit, but I just, I love that
he's so fucking squeamish.

792
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:16,400
Yeah, he's surrounded by death
and destruction and violence and

793
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,600
gore and he's just like, yeah,
poor guy.

794
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:24,040
Yeah, now here is the like, the
heartbreaking, heartbreaking,

795
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,960
heartbreaking part because Mama
says, yeah, it turns out that

796
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,440
that girl over there has the
exact same injuries.

797
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,400
And so she's going through it
super clinically, talking about

798
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,320
like, well, here's the corpse
and here's the injuries, and

799
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:40,520
it's this and this and this and
Styles face just breaks.

800
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:44,400
I know he's so good at this too.
He's so good at this.

801
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,360
Oh my God, he's so good at this.
Because that is Heather.

802
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,640
Because that's Heather.
That's our missing Heather from

803
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:58,080
the season premiere, who up
until up until now was missing.

804
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,400
And now she is dead.
And she's found.

805
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,920
But not not good.
Not good.

806
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,120
And she has the exact same
injuries as the lifeguard.

807
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:13,480
Yep, and so I've been watching a
lot of Monk recently.

808
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,400
You are not the only person.
Yeah, I've been watching a lot

809
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,520
of Monk recently.
And so he does this thing when

810
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,400
he's like thinking really hard.
He like looks at the world with

811
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,920
his hands and Styles in this
moment kind of does the same

812
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,520
thing because he's thinking a
lot.

813
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,400
He's like he's got his hands out
and he's like thinking and

814
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,840
thinking and the camera angles
are going tum, tum, tum, tum

815
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,680
tum.
But then Styles kind of comes to

816
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:38,480
the conclusion he's got to talk
to Caitlin because he thinks he

817
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,840
knows what's going on and what's
happening.

818
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,560
And Caitlin happens to be in the
hospital, the only hospital in

819
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,080
Beacon Hills.
The only one.

820
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,600
Yep, and he's, I guess, allowed
to do that because Mama McCall

821
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,160
doesn't care about visiting
hours or whether or not he's

822
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,320
related to the patient.
Yeah, Mama doesn't care.

823
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:59,320
Mama don't care.
So they have a very, very soft

824
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:03,680
interview and through that
interview establish that tent

825
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:08,640
Emily was a virgin.
And Caitlin is so very clearly

826
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,840
upset.
Yes.

827
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,920
So.
They just wanted to be out in

828
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,760
the woods alone.
Yes, they got away from.

829
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,440
Chaos they.
Just wanted I just wanted some

830
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,320
space alone.
Just some space to be by them

831
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,680
themselves with each other.
Babies.

832
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,440
I'm so sorry.
Well, Speaking of people who I

833
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,720
feel less sorry for a little
bit, werewolves.

834
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,200
Werewolves are breaking into the
school.

835
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,400
So Chris has this like brilliant
idea that they're going to

836
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:39,840
corral them in with ultrasonic
emitters and turns one on to

837
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,440
test it and all the werewolves
around.

838
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,120
So like Isaac and Scott and
Derek are like, oh God, because

839
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,440
it hurts their little earzies.
But they all have this like,

840
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:53,400
increasingly cool way of like,
planting their stakes in the

841
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,480
ground.
I know.

842
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,800
It's like any it.
It's like, oh, anything you can

843
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,680
do, I can do better.
It's like a.

844
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,880
Full ninja, OH.
My God.

845
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,560
So like, you know, Scott's like
flipping off the bus and Chris

846
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,400
just like, throws it out of his
car and Derek like, chucks it

847
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,920
into a tree.
Like guys, what are you doing?

848
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,080
Just showing off for each other
I guess.

849
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,640
Super.
They're just, they're all just

850
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:16,840
mating.
It's the mating dance.

851
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,240
It really kind of is.
So they're all kind of like lure

852
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:23,800
the betas in and Chris and Scott
are being so soft, they're being

853
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,640
family.
It's fine, it's fine, I'm fine.

854
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,840
And then Chris says something
really interesting to nobody but

855
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,680
me.
Chris is like taking a special

856
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,560
interest in the bugs cause the
bugs are coming around the

857
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,840
school.
Those little fireflies, little

858
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,480
fireflies.
And he goes, Huh?

859
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,520
California fireflies aren't
bioluminescent, which means that

860
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,120
they don't glow.
And Scott goes, Does that mean

861
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:46,040
something?
Everything means something, Sky

862
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,560
boy.
And in my notes I have all caps.

863
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,920
Yep, sure does.
Sure does.

864
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,680
Yes it does.
Sure does.

865
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:58,000
I would like to know how much
studying Chris did on insect

866
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,120
life in California.
I do.

867
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,560
I would like to know, but it's
the same reason that Scott, that

868
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,720
Styles knows that there are no
wolves in California, just, you

869
00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:06,760
know, on a research bend one of
these days.

870
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,200
Yeah, one day he was just down a
Wikipedia hole.

871
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,640
He was like Indian fireflies.
Yeah, and so we've got the Derek

872
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:17,360
versus his betas fight and all
the wolves.

873
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:21,320
All the wolves are working
together and Allison is just on

874
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,200
top of a bus.
She's just there, too.

875
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,240
Shooting, shooting with.
Her her flash bang arrows and

876
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,400
also like how does she know that
it's their plan to get them into

877
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,560
the school I.
I don't know, I don't know.

878
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:36,600
But but she helps.
She does she does help and so

879
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,400
like but she has this like very
emotional like eye connection

880
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,880
with Isaac, like hello.
Yes.

881
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,520
And then she just immediately
runs away and I'm like, OK, all

882
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:46,800
right, all right, all right,
ma'am.

883
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,160
Gush.
And so Team Werewolf is just

884
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:55,080
like thumbs up Gold Star.
They get Boyd and Cora down into

885
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,600
the into the boiling room and
they shut the door and it's

886
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,160
good.
And like Hollow, we did it.

887
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,080
Derek's face when he like, leans
back against that wall like

888
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,600
something went right.
Finally for.

889
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,240
Once until.
Until.

890
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,280
Scott's like there are three
heartbeats in there.

891
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:20,400
And yet again I proceed to have
every possible question because

892
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,680
like.
Why didn't Derek hear that?

893
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:26,120
Well, no, no, I'm going to
forgive Derek because it's got

894
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,200
to be like 2:00 in the fucking
morning.

895
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,560
That's true, yeah.
What is Miss Blake still doing

896
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,120
at school?
Why does she?

897
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,000
Does she have keys to the front
door?

898
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,040
Does she know the alarm codes?
What is?

899
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,960
Why did they store?
Yes, paper storage, school

900
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:45,120
supplies in the boiler room?
That is, That is fire code.

901
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,560
So what is?
What?

902
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,160
That was my very first thing.
I was like why are the supplies

903
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,280
in the boiler room?
Why are those two rooms

904
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,120
attached?
The boiler room has to be

905
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,800
fireproof.
That's the whole it.

906
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:58,440
That's the whole point, the fire
stuff.

907
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,240
The boiler room has to be
contained by a fire door.

908
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,240
That's the.
That's the point of putting the

909
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:04,560
pages in there in the first
place.

910
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,640
So not only is Miss Blake at
school at 2:00 in the morning,

911
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,680
but she's going downstairs to
get supplies and she looks so

912
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,680
fresh for 2:00 in the morning.
I mean she is on the show to

913
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:21,400
fuck things up so she is
fulfilling her purpose.

914
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,000
So Derek is like Nah blah blah
and his self sacrificing self

915
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:29,200
throws himself back in because
Derek will not sacrifice Scott.

916
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,720
And my heart skips a beat and
Scott's like trying to bring him

917
00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:34,560
back but he's like, no, no, why
I gotta go and do this?

918
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:41,240
And Derek decides to be like a
human lure for the for the betas

919
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,800
and Miss Blake.
Just approaching Miss Blake to

920
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,480
like, get her.
And so, you know, like she'd be

921
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,680
fine, but like.
I know, I know, I know.

922
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:57,240
Derek gets slashed to shit and
the whole time I'm like, just

923
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,920
just leave shit.
It's gonna be fine.

924
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,280
Wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf run the
flesh from my bones.

925
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,800
Like now there's the thing I
have been reading.

926
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:10,840
Yes, I have been reading a lot
of like, there's a lot of like

927
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:17,000
smut in the, in the published
works in like the published

928
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,640
works, sorry, in the paperback
published works, not the not the

929
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:26,080
digital published works.
And there's a lot of Catholic

930
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,480
guilt and like xvangelical stuff
that comes out of it.

931
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,040
Oh, sure.
And I just finished reading one

932
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,960
that talks a lot about like
penance.

933
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,280
And I'm sitting here looking at
this going like, is this some

934
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,600
sort of penance for Derek?
Could be.

935
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:45,120
Is this like a self flagellation
of of like werewolfy sin?

936
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,200
This could be.
Like 'cause he's just like, so

937
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:52,560
like he's in pain, but he's so
Zen in this moment, he's like I.

938
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,720
Yes, the the music, the
lighting.

939
00:48:56,040 --> 00:49:00,000
Everything is just, it's so
gentle and painful and like, I

940
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,080
don't, I don't.
Totally.

941
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,400
He is getting splashed to actual
ribbons, yes.

942
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:08,040
Although I will say for the
amount of like the number of

943
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:11,040
claw swipes and the amount of
blood that goes splattering and

944
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,200
the amount of blood that comes
out of his mouth, yes.

945
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,400
And then it cuts to what he
actually looks like.

946
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,320
I was like, there he should be.
His T-shirt is fine.

947
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,960
His T-shirt is real fine, like
they're his.

948
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,840
Like actual guts should be on
the floor for.

949
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:29,720
Actual, actual body parts.
For how many cuts you saw going

950
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:32,080
Swipey, Swipey?
No, no, you're totally right.

951
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,360
There was definitely a look of
of martyrdom.

952
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:38,840
Yes, that's the one.
In the filming of this of like,

953
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:43,400
he stood there and took every
blow so that Missus Blake would

954
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,200
be fine.
I feel like there's even like a

955
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:49,240
shot of him like so Isaac.
Oh, he's like backlit.

956
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:51,000
He's aglow.
Yeah, he's aglow.

957
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,080
So like we we flash upstairs and
Isaac is super worried about

958
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:58,080
Scott because we all know that
Isaac is always super worried

959
00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:59,240
about Scott.
We love this for them.

960
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,920
But Isaac all of a sudden gets
some like yellow light in his

961
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,640
face and he's like yellow light.
Oh my God, it's the sun.

962
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:07,920
The sun is coming up.
And for all of us who are

963
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:12,160
stupid, they're also little
birds, little birds, birds come

964
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,680
up with the dot birds.
And so, you know, Isaac goes

965
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:19,840
running downstairs and like they
open the door and like Derek

966
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,880
made it, it's fine.
And so like, we open the door to

967
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:28,440
the, to the cell to the boiler
room, and I, Boyd and Cora are

968
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:33,360
like on the floor just like out.
And Derek is just like on his

969
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:39,120
knees, just like, Palms open,
head down, backlit.

970
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,760
So hot.
Like like, Oh my.

971
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:50,240
God, of his many looks
throughout the seasons, this one

972
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:51,040
really does it.
It's.

973
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,640
A good one, it's a good one.
And he's just so unbelievably

974
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,960
beautiful and he's house.
Ungodly.

975
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,280
It's like male model morning
sunlight.

976
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,480
Like what?
What is this like?

977
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,280
Someone did that on purpose.
Some of the on fucking purpose

978
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:09,280
all.
All like Greek nose, chiseled

979
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,480
jaw.
It's real good.

980
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,920
So pretty, but you know, tell
Scott and Isaac to get the betas

981
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:19,120
out of here and leave the
teacher to meet Like hello, no.

982
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:24,360
So Derek covered in blood with
his beautiful eyes who perfectly

983
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,600
match his T-shirt.
They really do.

984
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:31,080
Hose to find this teacher who
has been sitting in her goddamn

985
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:35,040
classroom and then the goddamn
boiler room all night because

986
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:39,880
the sun is now up.
She has been here all fucking

987
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,040
day.
She hasn't even been crying.

988
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,120
She's like, perfectly.
She's put together.

989
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,880
Yeah, partly put together,
totally fine.

990
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,080
And Derek, like, reaches out his
hand and she, like, takes it

991
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,320
back.
And it's such a romantic

992
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,880
meeting, all things considered,
all things.

993
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,320
We hate this for you.
I do hate this for you, but

994
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,600
she's real pretty.
She's real real pretty and so is

995
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:02,320
he.
I would make the same choice.

996
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,800
I would.
Not on the inside.

997
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,040
Spoiler alert for anyone who's
not seen the show.

998
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,720
Spoiler alert.
So we finally flashback at the

999
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:13,240
very end.
It's like the next day.

1000
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:15,720
Thank God nobody has school.
Right.

1001
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,120
And so Styles and Scott are in
the morgue because Mama can pull

1002
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,000
those strings, thank God.
And so we kind of established

1003
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,800
that Boyd and Cora didn't
actually kill anybody.

1004
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:31,360
But Styles with his like big
thinker brain is convinced that

1005
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:36,240
these three bodies, these three
dead bodies are all virgins and

1006
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,520
that they all have the same 3
injuries.

1007
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:42,160
They were all grotted and they
had their throats slashed and

1008
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,920
they had blunt force trauma to
the back of the head.

1009
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,080
And he tells us it's called a
three fold death.

1010
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:49,680
And they're like, well, what
does that mean?

1011
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,280
He goes.
They're sacrifices, human

1012
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,440
sacrifices.
Oops.

1013
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,760
Whoopsies.
And as he's telling this, we get

1014
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:06,680
images of the sheriff finding TV
Emily strung up to a tree out in

1015
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,160
the wherever murdered in the
same way.

1016
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:13,120
So we get the the visual and her
hers is actually pretty gross.

1017
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,520
Like they they really gave her
some stage makeup.

1018
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:20,000
It's yucky.
Yeah, they really 'cause the I

1019
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,440
keep wanting to call him a
firefighter.

1020
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,400
The lifeguard, it's 'cause I got
911 on the brain right now.

1021
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,200
The fire, the I can't.
Lifeguard.

1022
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:31,800
The lifeguard is, it's in the
dark, you don't see a ton, but

1023
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,560
she's like out in the daylight,
so and.

1024
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:38,320
You don't see, you don't get to
see Heather's anything at all.

1025
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:42,760
So really, really, Emily is the
first sacrifice that we see.

1026
00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:45,400
Like, she's like, tied to a
tree.

1027
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,320
There's blood everywhere.
Like, they really gave her the

1028
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,120
one, too.
Yep.

1029
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,800
But yeah, it's not looking good
for the kids of Beacon Hills

1030
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,200
right now.
Sacrifices.

1031
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:58,520
Human sacrifices.
So can I go off on an enormous

1032
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,240
tangent for sacrifices?
Human sacrifices.

1033
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:02,480
What?
We do.

1034
00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:09,440
So there's ATV show called Rick
and Morty, and there are some

1035
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,600
good things about it and some
bad things about it and.

1036
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:12,880
I've never seen it, couldn't
say.

1037
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,560
It's like Parks and Rec.
You gotta get through like the

1038
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:17,280
first six episodes and then
you're good.

1039
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:22,480
But there's a very, very Meadow
episode near the end of one of

1040
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:26,280
the seasons and it's just like,
it's just writers making fun of

1041
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,880
themselves the entire time and
talking about all the different

1042
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:32,320
story trains and kind of what
that all looks like and all the

1043
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:36,520
different motifs and plots and
nonsense.

1044
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,400
But they have they have an
entire scene about the Bechdel

1045
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,560
test.
And so the plot of Rick and

1046
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:45,640
Morty is just these weird
stories about this like horny

1047
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,520
teenage boy and his drunk
science grandpa.

1048
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:56,080
And so in the scene, drunk, not
drunk, not drunk grandpa, but

1049
00:54:56,360 --> 00:55:02,560
horny teenage boy has to write a
scene from his own life that

1050
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,800
passes the Bechdel test.
OK.

1051
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,120
And so, oh boy.
He ends up writing a story about

1052
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:17,240
his mom and his sister who talk
about their menstrual cycles and

1053
00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:21,560
then use those menstrual cycles
to attack scorpions.

1054
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,560
OK.
And so there's a line in that

1055
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:28,160
scene that says, oh, no, they're
scorpions, female scorpions.

1056
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,800
And when Styles was like,
they're sacrifices, human

1057
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,880
sacrifices, I'm like, they're
scorpions, female scorpions.

1058
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:41,720
And that's why human brains are
so special.

1059
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,400
They're so great, I love them so
much.

1060
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,640
Because it could be the most
serious thing and your brain's

1061
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,280
just going.
Scorpions.

1062
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,600
Female scorpions, yes, it's
incredible.

1063
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,560
But yeah, bad news for Beacon
Hills.

1064
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,440
They've got some feral
werewolves who have now been

1065
00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:00,080
beaten kind of into submission.
And somebody's out there doing

1066
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:04,680
sacrifices, human sacrifices.
Not super, and it's not like

1067
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,520
they've had a great year anyway.
And then there's the alpha pack.

1068
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:08,920
Don't forget about the alpha
pack.

1069
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,520
Don't.
Forget about the Alpha pack.

1070
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,520
And they're still out there.
Yeah.

1071
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:14,640
Still plotting away.
Yeah.

1072
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,120
Yikes.
Yikes.

1073
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:20,360
I I did forget that all of this
happens at the same time.

1074
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,720
Yes, this all happens at the
same time, and it all happens

1075
00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:26,800
like in one night.
Yeah, like.

1076
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:32,120
Like. 3A There's a lot that
happens. 3A And it happens like

1077
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:36,000
it's I think it might be and I
haven't done the math with like

1078
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:39,840
5 and 6 and whatever, but like
there was an entire season

1079
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:44,880
between two and 3A and 3A and 3B
just go like right, this is all

1080
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,840
just one right after the other
after the other.

1081
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,200
How does anyone graduate?
Like if this is what they're

1082
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,560
doing, I don't understand how
anyone graduates.

1083
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,640
I don't know.
It's fucking rough.

1084
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,680
I don't know.
I don't think we, to be fair, I

1085
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:01,400
don't think we ever actually see
them graduate.

1086
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:05,120
They just leave.
The town just feels so bad.

1087
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,600
They're like, listen.
Cool guys, don't worry about it.

1088
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,760
Get the fuck out of here.
It's.

1089
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,120
Really fine.
Oh my gosh.

1090
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:16,120
But yes.
So this episode introduces us

1091
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:21,960
to, you know, feral werewolves
and human sacrifices and Derek

1092
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,880
seeking penance for his
behavior.

1093
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:27,280
Yeah, poor man.
God, he's beautiful though.

1094
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,280
And Isaac Scarves.
Just the one scarf.

1095
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,080
My fucking scarves.
Chris being a werewolf trader.

1096
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,520
Allison just running on her own
moral code I guess.

1097
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:42,440
Yeah, I I honestly forgot that
she was just like doing like,

1098
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:43,840
what are you, what are you doing
like?

1099
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,760
How How did?
You know what they were doing.

1100
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,880
Yeah, and like Lydia with her,
few states are back and Styles

1101
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:51,920
is officially the smartest
person in the room.

1102
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:53,920
And it's everyone's.
Everyone's like everyone's

1103
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:55,320
getting into it.
Everyone's here.

1104
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:59,560
Love this for them.
Love love Mia styles.

1105
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,680
Dude, I love the, I love the
season.

1106
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,600
It's so good.
It's so good.

1107
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,800
Good styles it is.
This is good.

1108
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:10,160
I mean, these are these are wild
episodes, but I like them.

1109
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:12,280
Yeah, exactly.
They're wild, but I really like

1110
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,760
them.
There's just stuff happening,

1111
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:18,400
you know, we'll, we'll get to
whether or not it all makes

1112
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,520
sense.
That's irrelevant.

1113
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,760
It's fine.
That's like a different

1114
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,280
question.
Yeah, that's a different

1115
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,640
question.
Yeah, yeah.

1116
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,600
This is a different question
and.

1117
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:30,920
That's fine.
That's fine.

1118
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,240
Whatever.
Listen, We watched Glee.

1119
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,360
Dude, I'm about to go back.
Like let me tell you.

1120
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,920
Yeah, don't do that.
Yeah, no.

1121
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:40,200
No, you'll have to watch some
episodes.

1122
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:41,880
You'll have to be on the pod
with us on Glee.

1123
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:43,160
So you have.
To watch some episodes,

1124
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,400
Absolutely.
Well, so for those of you who

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00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,920
are still sticking around and
still care, do you remember back

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00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:49,640
in the day when we used to just
like, download all the Glee

1127
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:51,760
music?
Oh, I've never stolen Glee

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00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:52,160
music.
What?

1129
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:53,360
Are you talking about?
What are you talking about?

1130
00:58:55,160 --> 00:59:00,240
So you know, we have all the
like the custom like art.

1131
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:04,920
I have been putting custom Glee
art on all of my Glee music and

1132
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:08,520
it has taken me all the way back
to things that I forgot and

1133
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:09,880
things that I wish I could
forget.

1134
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:14,200
Yeah.
So.

1135
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:18,360
Hell yeah.
It's been incredible memories

1136
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:22,840
alone in the moon.
Like so like I definitely I'm

1137
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:27,240
not saying that I forgot about
the Acafellas, but they were

1138
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,160
definitely further back in my
memory.

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00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,320
That also due to a glitch in my
system.

1140
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,600
The cover art for Run Joey Run
was on like half of my Glee

1141
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,880
music.
OK, but why do you have run

1142
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:37,480
Joey?
Run.

1143
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,880
Because it's the Best Song that
Glee has ever done.

1144
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:45,120
That's why I will stand firm and
run, Joey, run.

1145
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:48,520
I will stand firm on popular
opinion.

1146
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,120
I don't care.
I'm still right?

1147
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:54,200
That's like saying the best
season of Teen Wolf, 6:00 and

1148
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:58,560
6:00 and something which I can't
even say I haven't seen it.

1149
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,040
Yeah.
Well, you're going to have to,

1150
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:05,360
so get ready.
OK, well do we have any other

1151
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,360
thoughts about this episode
which it moved very fast?

1152
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,440
Yes, it really.
Did like watching it, you're

1153
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,160
like boom boom boom boom boom
and it's over.

1154
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:16,000
Yeah, my only my only wish that
I will continue to have forever

1155
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,560
throughout all of Teen Wolf.
The light comes from the same

1156
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:21,680
place that the music comes from.
Just because it's night time

1157
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:25,680
doesn't mean everything is blue.
Yeah.

1158
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,320
The light comes from where the
music comes from.

1159
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,600
It's OK.
I just wanna see.

1160
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,000
I wanna see people.
I just want to see what's

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01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,440
happening on the show.
But like they did, they were

1162
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,680
able to do some cool stuff.
So like when they finally got

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01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:41,360
Boyd and Cora into the into the
boiler room, the entire thing

1164
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:44,040
was pitch black and all you
could see were their eyes.

1165
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:48,400
Like they actually looked like
they were doing a thing.

1166
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,600
You could track their eyes and
you could see like what they

1167
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,560
were doing and who they were
looking at and what they were

1168
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,680
looking for and like.
It was very, very well done.

1169
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,000
Yeah.
Yeah, I missed that the first

1170
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,120
time around.
It was great.

1171
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,880
You know, sometimes they get it
and sometimes you're like, why

1172
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:06,080
is it blue?
I don't want it to be blue.

1173
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,360
Stop it.
Is it better blue than green?

1174
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,320
I don't know.
Debatable.

1175
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,640
Debatable.
I just want to see like don't

1176
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,840
make it so dark.
I just want to see what's

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01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,320
happening.
Put some light in there.

1178
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,080
We can do this.
I believe in our powers.

1179
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,240
I believe in your ability to let
me see what the fuck is

1180
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,840
happening in this TV show.
Because you have some pretty

1181
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,840
good actors who are giving me
some strong face and eyebrow and

1182
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:30,400
I would like to see it.
I want to see it without turning

1183
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:31,960
off every single light in my own
house.

1184
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:34,240
And the sun.
And also the sun.

1185
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,960
And and this like everything,
just let me see what's

1186
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:37,720
happening.
Yes.

1187
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:40,000
OK.
Well, this is a good episode.

1188
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:42,800
Indeed, it's good TV.
Congratulations on the show you

1189
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:46,160
made 12 years ago, 1111 years
ago, because this is 2013.

1190
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:50,320
So we're catching up to it
somehow.

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01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:54,720
OK, So if we don't have any last
thoughts, then we can say thank

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01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:57,280
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01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:58,640
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1194
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,680
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1195
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:04,720
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1196
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,480
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01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:11,320
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01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:13,560
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01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:17,000
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